I used to go and watch snooker a bit
so I've had a drink with Darren Morgan, Paul Hunter and Stephen Lee. Shared a lift with Jimmy White and had a long chat with the late great Len Ganley. I also had a surprisingly long chat with author Robert Rankin and his wife at a book singing, and he let me have one of his biscuits.

Alt: Anyone that eats a smelly lunch at their desk (unless they have their own office) should fuck the fuck off to fuck.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:35, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I ate a massive curry at my desk the other week
But I do have my own office which makes me a smug fuck too
( Peej, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I like the idea of snooker players singing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Pot the red and screw back
for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. Snooker loopy nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Annoyingly I didn't think of that!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)