My dad text me today telling me to give this a listen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CutmpI2UhZg
It's AMAZING and it makes me happy. Also I told the mental bird to fuck off and the girl I've fancied for ages gave me her number out of the blue on Facebook earlier today, I am super happy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Was it you that I've heard of these off?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c53iVBzdBiY&list=PL04A540B1AC03EE66&index=41
(berk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Negative.
Pretty good tho.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I just saw the football results
England 2, Montenegro 2. And to think that we fought WWII. The second most racistly named country in the world (after Niger, obviously) and England can't even show them what for? What really sticks in my craw though, is that they have seen fit to create this comedy 'Monty' character to try and make the racism seem more cuddly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)

I have literally zero interest in the national team.
There was word Zamora was starting but when I found out he wasn't I wanted the slyly racist Montenegro to win.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Being Scottish, neither do I.
It was just a cheap excuse to bring out one of my 'best' gags. It's actually a detail from one of my standup routines.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:17, Reply)