Eww.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Also the fact that in an emergency
the Fire Brigade are going to come along, hook up to my gonads and splurge me all over a building.

I kind of wish I hadn't gone down this mental road, now.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How would they hook you up?
it'd have to be like some kind of milking machine. And I'm not sure the firemen would be particularly happy about having to fluff your hose, so to speak.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Not if they've already had to slide down a pole at the station.
Before polishing their helmets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'd really rather not think about it
I've only got one place you could jam a hose into my body and it's not an idea I'm terribly comfortable with.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I guess it could work like one of those decent super soakers with the pump.
Someone stands behind you, pumps it up, aims and then presses down on sweet spot to shoot it out.


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I've seen videos where that's the general idea, yes.
I'm not convinced it would put out a fire though.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I just Oh Grim'd myself.... "Maybe not a fire, but you could blow out some candles on a birthday cake".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Nobody would want to eat that cake after you put out the candles.
That's a fact.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Yeah.
that sticky white stuff is usually icing...
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I guess you could eat around it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)