Anyone who wears a cap over the age of fifteen needs to take a long, hard look at themselves.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Barry!
I read about the uprising. Any developments?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)

We decided to be the bigger men and leave it.
But then when I left for uni this afternoon I discovered that they'd emptied their bins all over our front doorstep. I hate this sort of thing but how the fuck are we supposed to just let it lie after that?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

You need to nip this in the bud with one big attack.
I suggest you drop a note through the door pointing out that you won't be letting this drop, and that you'll meet them behind the uni bike-sheds for a showdown.

Tell them you'll be punching in the face any everything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Haha you lot are being bullied by Ruperts

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Hang on. This is all starting to make sense now.
Amberl got a Rupert the Bear calendar for her birthday, and she has been known to level young thugs.

Barry is under attack from a GURL.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Poor Baz :(
The way things are heading someone will end up losing their teef, there'll be inevitable arrests and probable charges. This won't look good.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

It's worse than you think Rory.
Barry will have to decide what jacket to wear for his mug-shot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)

The one I bought yesterday sold out and I got a refund :(
I fucking NEED it for Krakow or I'm not going.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

...why?

(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Because it's amazing and you can't do a European away jolly without a new jacket that will be better than everyone elses.
Bleu De Paname are a fucking tiny brand so it's going to be a right pain to find one by this time next week.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I think I've just shat out my brain in pure despair...

(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Shh Jeff don't let him know
I want to continue my campaign of intimidation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

tennis boy does
but I suspect the rules are slightly different for wearing sportswear to do sports.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

slightly completely
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)