lol @ slaughter
Cue to an image of Amberl covered in blood, holding a butcher knife
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm slightly carnivorous
so I'd rather kill an animal than not have meat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

fo sho
I'm so with you here
I don't know the first thing about hunting, but i'd do it, i'd learn.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I'd look into a cows eyes
and then get upset and cry and refuse to pull the trigger. Then I'd get someone else to pull the trigger and eat the cow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Best of both worlds
I'd make the cow wear a blindfold
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

The blindfold would be made of the skin of it's brothers and sisters.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Then the last thing it will see
will be family. Think positively Al
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)

yo yo, thursday the 27th okay for you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)

We don't land until about 10pm, so sadly no, it wouldn't be any good at all.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

change your flight then ive already requested that day
what time on Tuesday do you leave? Or shall I not bother with ruining your holiday?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

We leave about 9pm on Tuesday,
so that would be a good day as we'll check out of our hotel after breakfast and then we can meet you and go and look at cool Merkin stuff and you can talk Merkin to us and we can talk British to you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

okay then
I'll need to work on my accent until then
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Are you actually a mexican immigrant who says "Eh, Gringo!" a lot?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

what? no
I'm just tryna live up to da hype
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I will do my best to sound as if I know the queen.
We should exchange phone numbers and plan somewhere to meet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

you'll just drunk dial me

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I don't think I've ever drunk dialed a b3tan
I may occasionally send you drunk text messages.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

i only talk to one b3tan on the phone
it makes for insane phone bills at times
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

irl lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

i'd not be anywhere near it, theyre fucking huge

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Definitely
I'd be squeamish for a bit then the urge for meat would overtake it.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

you reckon your strong tennis champ arms could choke a cow out?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Fuck no, I have well girly arms
I could probably give it a good kicking and then run away squealing though.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

A cow would fuck you up if you tried kicking it
you need to ram an arm down it's throat and choke it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)