So Alan Sugar had this to say about the problems RIM are having with the Blackberry network
"In all my years in IT biz, I have never seen such a outage as experienced by Blackberry. I can't understand why it's taking so long to fix."

Maybe, just maybe, that's because in "all your years in the IT biz" you were producing fucking shit computers that didn't actually support 70 million global customers and were just a tad more basic than even the most basic Blackberry phone currently in existence.

I'm not very happy with RIM, but for that sanctimonious twat to get on his high horse is ridiculous.

Anyway, is anyone still here? I'm going to play Total War for a bit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:45, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Casually blasting Taylor Swift and feeling pretty shitty.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

alright Al?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Hi Al.
I'm still here, watching QI and deciding if I sould go to bed and go to work in the morning or stay up a bit and enjoy feeling vaguely human again while it lasts and sleep in to morrow.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Will McDonalds manage to serve the morning rush without you if you opt for the sleeping in?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I would imagine they will be fine.
I should really get in on Friday, but I imagine as they have managed for a week they'll manage another day with no probs. Out of curiosity what do you do for a living Doze?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Catalogue model.
Mainly knitwear and hairpieces.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

It must pay well, while being a fulfilling career path.
I do look forward to experiencing the awesome reality in person, assuming of ycourse you don't turn out to be a 20-stone trucker called Dave,
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Hell no.
I wouldn't be called anything as common as Dave.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Tarquin?
Or something more effnic, Hamish?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Back from an evening
that although fun has made me feel sick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Trampolining while drinking gin?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Friend cooked me a late birthday meal
but I found it really difficult to eat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Poor Ambers.
*internet hugz* life OK otherwise?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:34, Reply)

It's okay thank you
how's it for you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Not bad, feeling human again
rather enjoying it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Glad to hear it
deafness gone? I feel ill from chocolate cake
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Still a bit deaf, but less than I was and I have a glimmering of energy
as long as I don't try to climb stairs or anything. At least it's in a good cause. I don't think I've cooked chocolate cake in over a decade. I must remedy this ASAP.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Dude you just made my day!

( Peej, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)