Okay. I've sent you the latest version.
Let me know what you think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Send it again.
I can't open it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Okay, have done.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Did I dO a bad job?
Soz!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Well Bob.
She hasn't yet been made MD of E-bay! :)

I thought you were on holiday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

5am flight bro, don't see the point in sleeping as I'll try and sleep on the plane

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Ouch.
I can't sleep on planes. And neither should you.

You're going long-haul, so all the booze will be free!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Good idea! Turn up cunted to be picked up by my teacher and mentor!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Sounds like a plan to me.
Is this that International School you were looking at, and will you be meeting up with K?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah it is, looks pretty swanky so bought all new smart clothes.
Doubt it to be honest, not planned anything.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Aren't these International School generally quite 'well-to-do'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Yeah but I'm ex public school so can go posh when required

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Good stuff!
Just leave out the bit when you got kicked out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Good thinking Bruce

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm still not getting any responses from applications,
so Jeff kindly volunteered to have a gander.

Either that or he's just being really unsubtle about stalking me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

If I wanted to stalk you, I'd just hang around on the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

SOrry for ruining your chances
I'll go now
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

oooo touchy!
It's probably just me being unemployable.

Have a good time in America, anyway. Try not to go native.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Im joshing, good luck and thankyou x

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Good stuff B3th.
I'll pick this up over the weekend.

One thing that does stand out, is that your 'additional info' for 2001/2002 talks about YOU. For 98 to 2000, you talk about a TEAM.

It's your document, not some spastics you worked with back then!

I'll amend accordingly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Yeah, it was all me.
Did it all myself. No help from anyone.

;-)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

A team of 4 implementing 4 things isn't as positive as 'I did THIS!'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

You know what I really wanted to put?
After I left teh company, they didn't get the next round of funding they applied for, and the department got shut down, and within 18 months the whole company was up the shitter.

"I killed my employer by leaving" just didn't seem like the kind of thing I should be writing, somehow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

No one cares why you left.
They care about what you've done!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I CARE, Jeff!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Well you keep caring.
See if I care.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)