Where are all you cunts today?
Is thursday 'getting a life' night? If so there's going to be some berating going on. No one is allowed a life round here.

no fucking alt q because I'm not wasting one if no one's here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:22, 174 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am trying to choose a new sofa.
It is driving me menkle. I hate having to choose stuff.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)

go with the red one
/not much help
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)

What do you think?
www.csl-sofas.co.uk/fabric-sofas/Canterbury/
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)

It looks comfy, but can you try it out first?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)

If I go all the way to CSL in Manchester I can.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)

It's nice to be able to try these things out first.
That said, we just ordered our sofabed without testing it, so...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Sofa, so good, it's been OK.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)

*Spangs self*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)

suite!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)

You're the Christopher Biggins of the furniture world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Rubbish Blousie.
I expect a csi sofa to have at lease one dead body on it. Also, is Canterbury the new 'Miami' or 'New York'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)

alright Jeff?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Innit blood.
I mailed ya earlier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)

its certainly grey
and like a sofa. Nice space underneath to push stuff when you haven' the time to tidy up.

I'm not very useful at this, all the sofas I've bought have been from charity shops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I'm not having the grey one.
I think I'm definitely going to have to go to Manchester to look at it. Maybe Sunday.

But Saturday I shall be getting my tattoo and then watching True Grit with Jeff Bridges. *gleeees*
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)

woah, sounds like a good day
what colour, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Wheat!

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)

um, is that kinda yellow?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Nope! beige.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

hmmm

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Do you have wheat coloured hair?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

i'm not sure it's quite beige

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I can save you money there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

How!
*might regret asking*
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Get a biro and just draw a star on your arm every day, until you get sick of the sight of it.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I drew a star on my arm already with a sharpie to make sure I like it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Your propsed new tatt
Made this song start on my internal jukebox.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKVas1Qozo4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I am a star.
Hence the tattoo.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Was Kiki Dee singing about you in 1981?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Might have been.
I was around at the time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Don't go breakin' my heart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I won't go breakin your heart.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yee45L_O3_Y&feature=fvwrel
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Just a few problems here beegeebee
Do your dreams really boil down to a grey material couch with added scotchguard (optional extra)? What would your eight year old self say?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Also who the fuck buys a couch outside the mad kerazzy 50% discount bank holiday sales ??

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Pfft!
Have you seen the sofas that go in those sales.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I've never had to endure the horrors of purchasing couchs n shit, so thankfully no.
My mummy bought me mine!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

It's not grey and my eight year old self would say get a bigger sofa because my eight year old self was tall for her age.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Does that bird come with the couch?
If so I'll have two please. I'd just like to sit there and hold her hand for a bit.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Aw bless!

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

and then right I'd make a mess on her face with my peepee

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Well make sure you pay the extra for the Scotch Guard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I wouldn't let on to the people at csi why I'd pick that option

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

You never know. Jizz Guard might be a free upgrade.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Rubbish.
The 8 year old Blousie was insist the sofa money was spent on copies of Look In magazine and Tunnocks tea-cakes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

hey Jeff
you have a better day today? Kicked shit in the ass?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

No so much kicked shit in the ass.
More, work up with a hangover, went to work and had a cooked breakfast. A hot lunch and I was fine by the afternoon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)

that will do for better, though
are things OK, now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Well, today isn't yesterday.
And I'm having a few days off the sauce. Which will do me good.

Yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I'm all about the cleaning at the moment :(
work is busy, too and I'd rather be asleep, but nothing to really have a whinge about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Piggies okay?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)

yeah, Homer is settling in and Higgs is being all huggy
they are currently sat in their run while I clean their house
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

That sounds like a good deal.
You clean their house. They clean yours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

yeah, doesn't seem to work like that
can't even get them to make me a brew
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Tell 'em that unless they get their act together you'll be taking them back to the pet shop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

given how lovely that pet shop is
(they let all the animals out in their runs for a bit, give them loads of veg, handle them each day) I don't think they'd be all that bothered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

And I'll bet it's like 'Toy Story' when the staff go home and they have parties and drinks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

totally

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I gotta do the same in a few months.
Inner 4 year old: Can we turn these upside down to create a sufficiant forte?
Inner 8 year old: When the volcano goes off, can we get to the other side of the island without touch the floor? (which is lava) ?
Inner 12 year old: I really don't give a shit, it's a sofa.
Inner 16 year old: Can I get it so when Jenna comes 'round, get it so we're sitting to each other and have a good snog.
Inner 20 year old: Can I get it so when everyone fucks off and it's just me and Lisa can get a good old fucking session? Best get leather, wipe proof.
Inner 24 year old, and happens to be the realistic ones: Will the sweet'n'sour stains show up if I spill some sauce down my top?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Best go for the scotchguard Gonz it should cover all eventualities
It's also a right pain in the prick to get couches up stairs for flats, so measure up first to make sure it'll fit to avoid disappointment, tears and tantrums.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Yeah', deffo.
These days, with the sort of price range I'm looking at, the sofa comes in a few different parts, so I think I'll be alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

This
choosing a sofa is a great responsibility. I chose the one that enveloped me to such a degree I couldn't get out of it again in the showroom. I love my sofa, and it's a nice chocolatey colour so you can drop your dinner or your red wine on it and it won't show.

NB, on the occasions I have dropped my red wine and/or dinner on it, I have removed and washed the covers regardless. I'm not that much of a skank.
(berk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Evening berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Evening Jeff.

(berk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I'm shunning dinner this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Why?
I'm having sardines on toast.
(berk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I don't fancy anything.
I had a big lunch.

How has your week been?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

It's gone very quickly
I am astonished that it is nearly friday again already. Settling in well at work though which is nice.

And yours?
(berk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Yesterday was shit.
the rest of the week had been okay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

What happened yesterday?

(berk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I'm thinking of coffee'n'cream colours for the place, with feature elements. I like it when they have a floral or royal pattern wallpaper on a feature-wall...
.... in a hotel, they did that, but instead of a wall, they used golden picture frames and filled it with the paper. That seemed like a good idea to me, looked wicked and you can change them easily.

What sort of thing do you like Berk? I mean, considering how much time you'll be staying at mine at some point in the future, you might as well get a say in it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Hahaha
neutral colours are the way to go, Gonz.
(berk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Yeah', totally agree.
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

^this
If your main furniture and carpets etc are neutral then you can add colour with cushions, pictures, curtains.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

*Goes to Switzerland to look at rugs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

HA!

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I can still make you smile!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)

No-one ever disputed this.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

It's nice to be reminded now and again!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Sorry!
I've been lacking in the compliments.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Noted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

i imagine if I ever buy real soft furnishings
I won't be able to stop myself getting the tie dye luminous orange ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I've done the bright colour thing.
All you get is a headache.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

and yet
I know if I get to buy one of these houses it's exactly what I'll do. Eh, gotta learn the hard way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

haha, this was how I did up my place in cyprus.
www.flickr.com/photos/90nz0/page2/

I gotta be honest though, it looked really good ouside of photo, and those couches are sooo comfy, even to sleep on
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Haha! not a big fan of green and orange but they're muted tones so work well.
And in a bright summery place like Greece then colours like that can work.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Plus the walls and floor are neutral so the colours on the furniture aren't overpowering.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

After years of renting where every landlord paints everything magnolia and trade white
you finally get a place all of your own to do with whatever you please. And we all go with something neutral. Damn you lack of collective imagination.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

It took me twice as long to get home today, TWICE AS LONG, there was a spot of bother on the tube lines, apparently.
I had a go at a old-but-not-too-old lady, she was wearing really posh expensive clothes, probably in her late 50s, really snootey.... she pushed right past me on a packed platform, I didn't say anything, and then she got on the tube and stood still right at the start of where people sit (presumly waiting for someone to offer a seat), I said "Sorry, can you move down place", and she looked at me like I just pooed on the floor, so I said "The platform's packed and more people can get on if you move down", and she went "Well I never...." under her breath and moved down, I left it at that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Posh people are cunts.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Deffo.
I said something ealier today that I think got missed, but I reckon your fella is a bit of a hypocrite, 'cus he said that Iron Man was his favorite superhero (or words to that extent ( or implied it (can't quite remember)))), but Iron Man is the embodiment of everything he is against in this world. I thought this was quite clever but it got missed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Ahem!
1. He's not my fella.
2. Men are complicated.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

*removes fabulous jimmi-choo from gob*, sorry.
I just thought it was a brillient observation and wanted to bring it up even though he's not about, i'll wait 'till he is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)

No foot in mouth. Don't fret.
Please do. He'd take pleasure in arguing his point.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Ahh, cool, good stuff =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Iron man is for randtards
how be you Gonz?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I'm doing good thanks, I skipped lunch so am eating it now for my dinner, I got a bento box, which I really love. and I got some soup to suppliment it as it's more lunch-portion and considering I ain't eaten today.
I was really knackered today at work, I haven't been in for a couple of days. I'll tell you somethign though, I'm so fucking lucky that I'm really really amazing at what I do or they wouldn't carry on with me, I think.

Only thing though, is that they're advertisng for somone paraelle to me, but the wage is 25% more... it's identiacal skills that I need. I don't mind with all my sick days and all that, but I hope it's not a replacement.

I made the office crack up, someone was reading the skill-sets that someone put on their CV. Now, considering this is for a "web developer" roll, as in, someone who can program high end websites that are dynamic, which needs quite a lot of knowledge on how computers and the web work..... anyway, he listed individual parts of MS Office and all the browsers.... that is as bit like going for a doctor's job and saying you know how to put a themomitor in someone's mouth.

So, anyway, when they said the browsers, I said "Well, my Ma' can use Chrome too, she's really good at using google to pick up the cinema times.... shall I get her to send in her CV too?", and everyone cracked up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Haha!
If you do what is asked and do it well then they can't quibble over your problems with illness.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Especially when you're honest with them from the start about it.
Which Gonz was, I believe.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah', deffo to the both of you, I was right up there.
I down-played it a bit, but it's fair enough 'cus I got really worst.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Alright otters?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

It's always hotter with an otter.
How is my favourite catalogue model?
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'm fine thanks.
Oh. You mean that ^ one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Thanks for the email.
Surely the mortgage bit needs to show effect of inflation and cost of the credit?

And what lines on the graph refer to what?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

You can rename the lines on the graph
You should be able to work out what line is what from the values! (I'm not doing ALL the work!) - I'll give you the starting point though. Series 1 is the 15k investment!

The mortgage side of things does need more work, but I thought I'd given you enough to be going on with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I have a headache.
I will be back on the case tomorrow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I might go out after work tomorrow, but send it over on the weekend if you want me to have a gander.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Believe me, I haven't got a social life.
though if I did, I wouldn't tell you fuckers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

evening
I suspect you've been out on the raz but you're keeping it quiet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

b3th is secretly a superthief assassin
she's not really looking after her aging hubby at all, when she's not on here. She's on secret missions to kill people and steal stuff.
(berk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

She's on secret missions to kill people and steal stuff
That's a bit harsh berk. I've met b3th and just because she lives there, doesn't mean she behaves like all the other WsMers!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Sssshhh. Don't tell everybody.
I've got a rep to maintain and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

You are Amberl could become 'Jeff's Angels'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

We could totally take names and kick ass.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

as long as you have a pad of paper and pen

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*writes down 'cavy'*
*kicks ass*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

oh man!
/ass kicked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

*Leaves calling card*
'Congratulations, you've just met Jeff's Angels'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I wish.
I've been working all day, then tried to relax by playing a computer game. Now i'm just hungry and bored.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Hi b3th
Anything else you want to send me CV wise?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'm very nearly almost finished.
I can send what I've got so far if you're bored?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'm not bored.
If you want to send me everything when you've got it done, I'll reformat it for you and we'll see if we can't 'jazz it up' a little!

See. I said I'd bully you into doing it!

One thing you did agree was a good idea though, was trying to use public transport to get yourself into Bristol one day with view to starting a job at 9am. Just to see if it's a journey you'd be happy making.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Okay. I've sent you the latest version.
Let me know what you think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Send it again.
I can't open it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Okay, have done.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Did I dO a bad job?
Soz!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Well Bob.
She hasn't yet been made MD of E-bay! :)

I thought you were on holiday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

5am flight bro, don't see the point in sleeping as I'll try and sleep on the plane

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Ouch.
I can't sleep on planes. And neither should you.

You're going long-haul, so all the booze will be free!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Good idea! Turn up cunted to be picked up by my teacher and mentor!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Sounds like a plan to me.
Is this that International School you were looking at, and will you be meeting up with K?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah it is, looks pretty swanky so bought all new smart clothes.
Doubt it to be honest, not planned anything.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Aren't these International School generally quite 'well-to-do'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Yeah but I'm ex public school so can go posh when required

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Good stuff!
Just leave out the bit when you got kicked out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Good thinking Bruce

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm still not getting any responses from applications,
so Jeff kindly volunteered to have a gander.

Either that or he's just being really unsubtle about stalking me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

If I wanted to stalk you, I'd just hang around on the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

SOrry for ruining your chances
I'll go now
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

oooo touchy!
It's probably just me being unemployable.

Have a good time in America, anyway. Try not to go native.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Im joshing, good luck and thankyou x

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Good stuff B3th.
I'll pick this up over the weekend.

One thing that does stand out, is that your 'additional info' for 2001/2002 talks about YOU. For 98 to 2000, you talk about a TEAM.

It's your document, not some spastics you worked with back then!

I'll amend accordingly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Yeah, it was all me.
Did it all myself. No help from anyone.

;-)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

A team of 4 implementing 4 things isn't as positive as 'I did THIS!'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

You know what I really wanted to put?
After I left teh company, they didn't get the next round of funding they applied for, and the department got shut down, and within 18 months the whole company was up the shitter.

"I killed my employer by leaving" just didn't seem like the kind of thing I should be writing, somehow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

No one cares why you left.
They care about what you've done!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I CARE, Jeff!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Well you keep caring.
See if I care.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

thank you for saving me from any potential boredom!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You could try this as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I am being forced to watch Duel by my housemate.
It's Spielberg's first film. I want to lie in bed watching Parks and Recreation to get my Rashida Jones fix.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Duel is fucking mint!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Is Rashida Jones in it?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

No idea who that is.
But watch Duel. You'll love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

My dream woman
images.askmen.com/photos/rashida-jones/9665.jpg
If she's not in it then I do not care for Duel.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Well yeah, she's in it.
She drives the lorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

WOULD
Alright barry bbz?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I am for the next thirty seconds.
Then I'm going downstairs to watch a film against my will.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

You quendoid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Huzzah.
Smart phones were invented precisely for this reason.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Just for ironylols and contrarylulz
I am going to bellend off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

You'll snuggling up with a bloke called Will.
Urrugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I shouldn't laugh.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

And I'll bet you didn't.
Any further developments with the neighbours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

He shit through their letterbox

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Yeah, but I was thinking more specifically about the recent uprising.
Rather than Barry doing his paper round.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Perhaps he should let down the tyres on their bmx's

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Or maybe he could just give them a chinese burn.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

But they might tell on him

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Well maybe he could just nick their Panini sticker books.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I tire of this thread.
And frankly, of life in general. I'm off to bed. have a good night, Jeffles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I also bow out.
I shall continue watching Question Time between the sheets.

How the mighty have fallen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

This is essentially what I will be doing.
But in my sheets, not yours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)