I may be a bit late for this question
but it sounds to me like 'Find and start projects, lead a team to get the most work physically possible out of them, while at the same time being a company man'.

In other words, be a maverick to everyone but the people at the top of the pile, who you must suck up to at all times.

Maybe my total disdain for management is why no-one will hire me. If you get this job, can I have your old one?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sure, you'll need to work in Bristol probably and be able to make lots of spreadsheets.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Ah, spreadsheets are mr b3th's area of expertise.
He fucking loves writing spreadsheets. I hear 'conditional formatting' and get bored.

I bought that coffee mug that says I heart spreadsheets. Because he does. Man, can my life get more exciting?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Not if you get my job.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

No wonder you're such a miserable cunt.
Perhaps if I get a fun job I'll get friends, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

One step at a time for the internet shut ins.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I left the house this morning.
That was scary. I'm back inside now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)