So what, to your mind,
is the most unerotic piece of fruit you can imagine someone wanting to use in a sex game.

What is the most erotic?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:27, 147 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There are no erotic fruits
I suppose eating strawberries is bearable.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Oranges.
Strawberries.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Try telling that to Stephen Milligan

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

If oranges are bad, grapefruit must be worse.

(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Pineapple.
Coconut.

Anyone know what the fuck this means?
Provide challenge to programme groups, developing radical and robust solutions and act as catalyst for change ensuring solutions and outcomes are based on recognised best practice and innovation.
and how can I say I'm really good at that and you should hire me?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

if you don't know how to answer it then clearly they shouldn't hire you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

They've already hired me so they can't be too picky
I just want another job where I can boss more people around and get an assitant.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

It means the person who wrote the job spec was a massive cunt.
And it looks like it boils down to "Can you project manage and get the best out of people and ensure that the things your project comes up with are in line with best practice"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

That's only number 12 out of 34.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

To me that reads as
"Get all up in peoples' grills, provide answers people can't argue with and rock the boat as much as possible without actually getting the company in trouble".

That's all HR talk for "Help us find problems or inefficient existing solutions and provide solutions according to our support guidelines."
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Solutions
It's all about the solutions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'm thinking it's along the lines of "don't let the commisioners just change things on a whim"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

grillEs
unless you want to cook their breakfast
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I may be a bit late for this question
but it sounds to me like 'Find and start projects, lead a team to get the most work physically possible out of them, while at the same time being a company man'.

In other words, be a maverick to everyone but the people at the top of the pile, who you must suck up to at all times.

Maybe my total disdain for management is why no-one will hire me. If you get this job, can I have your old one?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Sure, you'll need to work in Bristol probably and be able to make lots of spreadsheets.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Ah, spreadsheets are mr b3th's area of expertise.
He fucking loves writing spreadsheets. I hear 'conditional formatting' and get bored.

I bought that coffee mug that says I heart spreadsheets. Because he does. Man, can my life get more exciting?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Not if you get my job.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

No wonder you're such a miserable cunt.
Perhaps if I get a fun job I'll get friends, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

One step at a time for the internet shut ins.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I left the house this morning.
That was scary. I'm back inside now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

wedging a pineapple up someone's mimsy isn't really going to do it for me.

alt: The fuckingstunningpairoftits fruit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Sometimes when I was a kid, when I ate pineapple it hurts my gums.
I wouldn't want that on my mimsy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Regarding your alt
I hear Bear Pookie has some of those on the tree outside his house
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

He has blackbirds on the tree outside his house too
So he can't be a racist.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

You could cut it up, and use it for ring toss, I suppose.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Pineapple
Strawberry, I'd say

In other news, this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

HA!
That's brilliant!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

A potato, fresh out of the microwave.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Also, a bhut jolokia.
There is a guy who is contemplating shoving one of those beasts up his arse for a bet.

Idiot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Dragon fruit.
Alt: Dunno, I don't find fruit that erotic, cucumber I suppose.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Dragonfruit is yummy
Bloody expensive though. But yummy.

How's life back at the coal face?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Fine, quiet
About what I wanted a nice quiet day back before the weekend to get stuff lined up for next week. How's you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

uglyfruit
and strawberry cheesecake haagen-dazs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I'd add to uglyfruit
and say crotchfruit as the worst. Unless you're Chris Langham obviously
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I will not have a bad word said against Chris Langham.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I'm pretty sure ice-cream isn't a fruit.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

No, but chocolate is.

(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Hello ma'am.
How are you, your exors, ads and assigns?

I've finished that document now, thank christ.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Louie Spence
to both
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I just saw you all blaming baldmonkey for that Personality Horse account
it's not him, it's wormulus, he admitted it on talk the other day
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I'll fess up if I'm wrong
but I'm sure it's baldmonkey, because it's his fake band.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I know it is, but wormulus admitted it was him
he's doing a better job of imitating baldmonkey than carlton mellick the III

or even mr baldmonkey himself
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Maybe.
Wormulus isn't the most reliable source of information in the world, mind you. The scarf-wearing cockhound.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Wormulus is generally a liar.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

The Truth Fairy has been deceived...?
:'(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

He's very good at it,
most people have been duped by him on occasion.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

you're too late, I can't live with the shame
gudbai crul wold
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Your such an hero

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I'm really going to do it you know
don't try and stop me
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Quick gaz an australian!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

whuh?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Someone took an overdose and gazed someone on here in Australia telling them,
she managed to get the police and the ambulance to his house and saved his life.
Made the papers and everything.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194117/Police-save-British-man-online-threat-kill-15-minutes--tip-woman-Australia.html
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

wow
that's actually pretty impressive
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

It was, I don't think poppet gets enough credit for that.
I met the suicidal man the next weekend at a bash, and not really knowing who he was I said "so have you had a good week"...
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

oh dear
is he still here and getting any better?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

He's left and as far as i know he's doing ok.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

the two factors are probably related

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Like you and your sexual partners etc etc.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

=/
For a moment I thought it was a bit harsh to take the piss out of thinggy, and then i was like 'wow, that is a coincidance... an australian women and british bloke' and then I searched for b3ta and it wasn't coincidance but is the people involved.

I miss all the good threads =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Ohhh, I just saw the dates, it happened yonks ago.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

did they drive off into the sunset in a lilac honda accord?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Something like that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I like this bit
"It's really nice to know that there are still people who will take these things seriously and act to prevent it."

Because that was when we coined the KFC meme.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I think to be fair anyone who could help was trying to help
the rest were taking the piss and revelling in the loldrama
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

The pisstaking started due to a misunderstanding, IIRC
But then snowballed into a massive pisstake session, which was quite entertaining.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

It's a real shame that thread got deleted.
I said some really funny stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I quite liked Chompy's "You should just make your own burgers,"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post444217#post444218
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I started it, the missunderstanding was deliberate
I thought that sort of shit shouldn't be public.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Ahh, I see

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Haha, fucking hell

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Haha, that's a bit harsh to say that he's conned his way in the knickers of many a lady on here, and left early the other day because it wasn't working.
lol, a bit blunt, innit?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

For me personally, strawberries.
Even the smell of them makes me gag.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Durian Fruit must be a pretty bad idea.
Unless you sleep with that girl I met in Hollywood's night club in Romford in the early 90's. In which case, i'd suggest it may be an improvement.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Redcurrants
Could make for some lolwaki misunderstandings though.

Alt: bananas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I can't imagine anything sexy you could do with a pineapple
oh no, wait. I suppose you could hollow it out and fuck it, it'd probably be a bit tingly on your bellend in a potentially alright kind of way. Not really my bag, though.

I've never thought of fruit as being particularly erotic - you can eat most things in a sexy way if you try.
(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Baked beans?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Takeaway cheeseburger?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Doner meat and chips

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Hot pizza, when the cheese comes off with every bite
I can't see someone with tomato sauce all down their top looking very sexy...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Well if it can be done with a munchy box

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I wouldn't know

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I said most, not all.

(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Soup?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I think you probably could with soup

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Stop hitting on me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Not you.
I meant in general.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

They don't have to be shoving the food up themselves for it to be sexy.
For example, you could be eating a creme bruley with one of those tiny little spoons where you crack the sugar on top and then get a little bit on the spoon and as you put it in your mouth, you turn the spoon upside down so slowly pull it out facing downwards with a cheeky smile that says "That's delicious, so smooth, so creamy, so sweet....I'm _deffo_ going to have sex with you later" without any words.

Well, I mean, Berk can, you can't.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

i fucking hate creme brulee
why do people like it so much? what am i missing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Do you like pancotta? I like that too.
I bet you don't like milkbottles too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

not wild on that
but i like the pic'n'mix type of milk bottles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I read once that pineapple juice erases your fingerprints
and I seem to remember QI confirming this. I can't imagine what that kind of fruit acid would do to your cock.
Well, you know... not your cock. I don't suppose you have one, really.

Any cock, figuratively speaking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

So, just to confirm, I don't want pineapple juice in my mimsy, and you don't want pineapple juice on your cock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Hey look, a man I've never heard of is quitting a sport I have no interest in because he want's to hit horses.
www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/oct/13/richard-hughes-licence-whip-rules
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)

who doesn't want to hit horses?
smug equine cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I wouldn't hit a horse.
Unless I could be sure of knocking it out a la Blazing Saddles. Otherwise I am terrified of the metal footed kicking death monsters.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)

This^
Big scary buggers horses.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Why not just stop them hitting the horses altogether?
Seem a bit odd to say you can whack them with a stick, but only so many times, surely it's either OK or it isn't?
/is allergic to horses and thus knows very little about riding them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

liar. You'd borrow a stool and be conkers-deep in the nearest mare in a heartbeat and you know it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

It's be interesting to see if my Cock is allergic too I guess.
AFAIK it's only the eyes that go, so maybe if I wore swimming goggles...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I'm not even going to pretend to understand horse racing.
It's all as bent as a nine bob note and full of tiny irish people.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

much like Louis Spence
or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I have little interest in sport at all
even stuff like bicycle racing. I did watch some people doing scary stuff on dirt bikes the other day, but I'm not sure that was sport as it had X in the title.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Damn it, I've got to run out now, I keep on meaning to catch up with you to call you a massive hypocrite for liking Iron Man as the best avenger.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I Lurve Robert Downy Jnr.
what can I say? Who would you have? The rest in that trailer looked a bit pants, but I don't know the avengers at all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Tony Stark is the very definition of the pinical of a captialist system.
Billionare arms manufacture who inherted his company, creating indiscriminate bombing methords and selling it around the world, plus lots of more stuff I can't think up right now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Yeah, but he's cool innit?
Answer the question Gonz, who in that film do you think is cooler.

If you mean it at all seriously, I like all kinds of people in fiction I'd not like in real life, just like I happily play game that involve killing people but am not a murderer, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Yeah', but you partly (and far from 'entirely') define yourself by your political/economical/whatever believes.
Like for example, I strongly am against all kinds of abuse, such as child and animal abuse. It is a belief so strong of mine that, like you, partly defines me. I also love watching the grim and gritty Ray Winstone films, where sometimes he's played the part of a wife-beater. I enjoy the films a lot, again, like you. But I don't admire or adore the character. I'm disgusted by the character, and that is in part of what keeps me watching, as entertainment menas negative conultations as well as possitive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I do like it when people flip over tables in films though.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I used to like it in The Dukes of Hazzard when they slid over the bonnet of the General Lee
But my dad would never let me do that on his Ford Cortina.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Didn't The Professionals do that too?
Only with a Capri, not The General Lee, obv.

Also you are a massive hypocrite, Lee was a confederate general so if you like a car named after him, you like a massive racist. Some bearded Hippy you make. Pah!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Inorite?
I'm not even sure if I'm a real woman
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Racist Tranny!
Got any plans for the weekend? *winkk wink*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I can't remember which ones here are women. Are you a woman?
Is Truth Fairy a woman? I know DeeDee is a woman.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

*sends titgaz*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Yes, yes he is.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Still avoiding the question I see....
I think there are 2 points here, may be 3.
1) I don't really define myself by m politics as much as it might appear on here I am pretty left wing it's true, but I play it up on hear for laughs. I'd not say my politics define me, although I suppose the stem from principals that do.

2) I don't admire or adore the character of Tony Stark, I think he's cool and funny and I have a man-crush on the actor who plays him, but it's a superhero film and not something I take seriously, just entertainment. I suppose he's not my favoutit kind of person if he were real, but I prefer an honest bastard to someone who pretends to be nice.

3) Answer the question, who's cooler than Iron Man Gonz? WHo?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Gonz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

In the film you massive racist.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Is he not in it?
Is that because he is Jewish? Who, then is the real racist, eh? Who?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Gonz, obviously.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

He's such a racist and a bully
And on that bombshell, I'm off to meet my wife for lunch. Keep /ot alive while I'm out...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

i like melons

( broadsword, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I don't
I do like breasts, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Choo choo!

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( broadsword, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Well, that fucked up
*edit* fixed
( broadsword, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

all aboard the tittytrain, next stop chebville.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

i like to ride the inter titty

( broadsword, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

STOP PRESS
In our toilets at work is a notice "these toilets are a communal facility. Please keep them clean. Please use the brush provided when necessary" on the back of the cubicle doors.

Someone has taken the time to print out and sellotape below it an A4 sheet saying "I tried that but the bristles were too long and scratchy. I'm going back to paper."

I know this because my office colleague took it down and brought it in to show us, then tore it up when we didn't share his moral outrage. What a killjoy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

That's exceptional.
Reminds me of This
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

The only thing to do
is print out an A4 sheet saying "I tried that but the bristles were too long and scratchy. I'm going back to paper" and sellotape it to the back of the door. And his desk. And then mail it to his family.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

laminate it
also set it as his wallpaper, and glue it to his car windows. And then kill him. Ideally by choking him with a bog brush.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I agree 100%
This kind of anti-fun shall not stand.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I don't find any food erotic.
Fruit flavoured lube is fine but I'm not really into sex games with food.

Sex games with power tools is fine though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

fire up the Thrust-a-tron 3000!
the world's first diesel-power mechadildo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

You're mistaking me for Barbarella.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Easy mistake to make btw.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

My favorite wide eyed space slut.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

This morning while I was wanking furiously to big tit porn I thought one of the actressess was you.
Then I realised I just had a bit of spunk on my eyelashes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Why am I laughing at this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Look I'm sick of people like you saying "Oh I'm lauging really hard at this"
if you like it, fucking click "I Like This" I haven't been on the popular page for ages. I don't actually think it's working properly any more.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I think people are just being lazy with their clicks,
I've made an effort to click more.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I clicked your excellent imagining
of AA's feeble attempt at rape
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)

And for that I thank you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I've been clicking...
But I cannot fathom the complicated algorithms involved in deciding what actually makes it onto the popular page.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Haha!
I'm waiting till I get a bit older and make my money in alternative granny porn.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)