I'm afraid you're chatting to the wrong person
in terms of any sort of cooking or bakery advice. Google on the other hand will be more helpful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

more help but less fun.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I think you'll get more porn from google
and more violence from Amberl
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:23, Reply)

You are correct
*smashes cake*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You know there's decent money to be made harnessing your tallents?
All you need is an SIA badge.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I might as well become a bodyguard
for all the use my degree is giving
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:44, Reply)

And, being a woman, you'd not be short of work
Female door staff are rare and thus in demand.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Forget the doorstaff
personal bodyguarding is where it's at.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Takes a higher level of training
and involves more danger, but, I assume, it pays better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I think we can agree
that outside of internet lies I possess none of the skills for either professional bodyguarding or doorstaff.

An article I saw a few years back was pretty interesting though. I'll see if it's online

Edit: Yup here it is www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3166760/Women-in-black-Growing-demand-for-female-bodyguards-in-Britain.html
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Shhh!
Don't go destroying your rep.

I know the basics from dating a bouncer, who, contratry to rumour was female.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

unfortunately
this is reminding me of that youtube clip of the woman farting on a cake
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)