She lounges around your flat in her bikini?
Oh man, it's a shame your boyfriend is a raging homosexual, or he'd be the luckiest man in the whole world, getting to stare at your hot flatmate and then bone you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He looks for all the world like a 19th century cavalryman.
I said that on the night of the bash. But once these things get in my head, they never leave.

To me he'll now always be Captain Crow of the 32nd Royal Hussars.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)

HAHA!
That's brilliant. I can totally see where you're coming from.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)

He is rather handsome.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

He can annexe my settlement any time he likes.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Nah, I just have her company.
She's really hot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Tell her I told you to tell her she's really hot.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

And then can you flash your breasts at each other.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I'll stroke her nipples for you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)