Alright bitches?
What's new in Autism Town?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:13, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......................!
No Bullying!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Fuck you sockpuppet, fuck you right in your winsome, slightly-condescending prickwad.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I was a say hello and be nice
and I got a told by a bullys.

STOP IT,
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Suck my dick you petulant, irritating sucker of foetid cocks.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

My cock, by the way, is not foetid.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

:((((((((((((((((((((((((
words hurt like stones inn the windows of my sole
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Good, you deserve every fucking one of them.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Oh, This is definitely not FreeFair.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

you're freefair!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I'm Freefair

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

God knows.
It's desperately slow today, it seems.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Sorry what was that?
I can't hear you over the sound of you being single.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Sorry what was that?
I can't hear you over the sound of you whinging that I unfriended you from Facebook despite having done no such thing.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Also, AL! How are you?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I'm good thanks.
I discovered that what I had done was unsubscribe from your posts, I think I must have done this at the request of somebody who was upset at the new facebook layout and didn't actually realise what it would do.

I'm so glad we're still friends.

How are you?

One thing I wondered, right, was this. Why don't you just go to Australia? Seriously, it's a fucking brilliant place.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

^ That, and it's full of attractive women
who are universally dirtier than a Cornish tin-miner's sock. The fact that there is one out of a couple of million who is off-limits doesn't change that fact
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I don't have any cash to support myself while I'm there, when we split I went on a bit of a debt-paying-off binge when I realised I had a bunch of spare cash.
Gutted though, I'm tempted to do one of those ebay rant stories about being ditched etc.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

You don't need a lot of money
and you could always do a bit of casual work over there. I know it would be on the black market, but there are fucking loads of dirty immigrants over there doing just that, so you'd blend right in.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I'd hate to go out there with no financial support, leaving my daughter and job and bills etc here, for five weeks on the basis that "I might be able to pick some fruit" or whatever.
It's a bit much to go halfway around the world for. Good thought though, it's been suggested by many but it's just not an option now.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

And to answer your question, I'm doing pretty well thanks.
Down in London 12/13 Nov, will you be around?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

No.
I will attending a MASSIVE wedding somewhere near Wimbledon. It goes on for two days and will involve a lot of curry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

That's fucking rubbish, I want to take you on on your turf.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Has Swipe put out a contract on me?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)

She couldn't pay me enough to off you.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Are you sure? She is incredibly rich.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I will be.
But you knew this anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Oh, if he's coming to where you are on the sunday I might see him.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Booting off about midday, cheap tickets innit.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

That's a bugger.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all of which are American dreams

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

kill the baby
problem solved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Daft cunt, she's 14 and can punch like a bitch.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

"Al - putting the cunt into Scunthorpe since 1977"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

"Scalthorpe"

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Oh, is it time for slightly forced Hallowe'en pun names?

( Kroney, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Yeah, I just noticed they were doing it on /talk
so I wanted to join in with the cool kids.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I'm such a sheep

( Kroney, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Ooooh, I like that one. Good choice.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Fuck all, desperately shit and dull

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Fantastic, it's like I never left.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Or it was like you were here all along...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

That stings.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'd say I missed you
but as I only made my way back here the same day you flounced, I didn't have the chance.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

You're a massive bastard.
Except on facebook.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Aw, I was about to say I'm glad you're back too.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

You win the prize

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

How's your shit Rory?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Oh man I'm on it like Scarpes mum on his dads chips out the back of the Mecca Bingo Hall

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Oh no wait some guy from board who I've never heard of is now dead
There's a choo choo grief train in town
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Who is it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

'Valin'
He used to make shit pictures or something like that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I wonder if I'll get a free icon.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

No grief train would be complete without one

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

It's you!
have you de-flounced?

There is nothing new in my little corner of the internet. I had my computers for spastics class this morning, and our wifi fell over, so we played with spreadsheets and webcams. This will be of no interest to anyone whatsoever.

Just thought I'd share.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

If something falls over in a computers for spastics class, is that ironic?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

If anything did fall over, it would be me.
I'm the biggest spastic of the lot of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I dunno about de-flounced, attention-seeking maybe *shrugs*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

*gives Noel internet attention8
Best of all the attentions.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

*purrs*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Fuck all.
I have a new job. This means I no longer have to deal with the epic weirdo known round here as Piston.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Brilliant, I've heard he's a proper autism.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Not that bad.
Although he does try too hard.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Sounds like half the pricks round here.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

No fucking way you work with piston?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Used to I think yeah.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Why do you think he has remained a virgin for so long?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Because Piston is hoovering up all the pussy.
/I hate myself for typing that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Isn't hoovering the pussy
a method of abortioning?

Done your application yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Doing it again in word now,
if it's better I'll delete the first one. Dunno probably mix and match. Should close down b3ta.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I have the same problem
If I could find an employer who loved b3ta, I'd be in hog heaven.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Now I'm imagining a man so tragic that compared to him piston is a pussy magnet.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Haha, I feel a touch guilty now.
I may have influenced the Popular Page somewhat.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

HAve you just been clicking on those posts loads and loads?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Ha, just the once.
Search works wonders on this place. They made me laugh, what more can I say?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Hey darlin.
I've not been here much either. How's tricks?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

OH it's you.
Yeah I'm actually doing pretty well, physio today and he worked wonders on my dodgy neck. I've got a walk with a client booked for tomorrow, daughter's happy, I've got a tinnie in front of me, ribs in the fridge marinading away and Rage Against The Machine on iTunes.

How about you, lovely lovely lady? You've disappeared from FB :/
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Yeah I noticed that.
Cheeky bitch. Next she'll be saying I can't look at her hot flatmates photos where she's wearing a bikini.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Do you need that picture
when there's that other picture of berk?

And some pictures of DJ on Roota's profile...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I have them both open
and I set firefox to rotate the tabs. I can't look at one picture for ages while I'm wanking as I get bored.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I get to see that in the flesh the whole time
-licks lips-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

She lounges around your flat in her bikini?
Oh man, it's a shame your boyfriend is a raging homosexual, or he'd be the luckiest man in the whole world, getting to stare at your hot flatmate and then bone you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

He looks for all the world like a 19th century cavalryman.
I said that on the night of the bash. But once these things get in my head, they never leave.

To me he'll now always be Captain Crow of the 32nd Royal Hussars.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)

HAHA!
That's brilliant. I can totally see where you're coming from.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)

He is rather handsome.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

He can annexe my settlement any time he likes.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Nah, I just have her company.
She's really hot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Tell her I told you to tell her she's really hot.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

And then can you flash your breasts at each other.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I'll stroke her nipples for you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I've disappeared off the Internet in general
As I am asleep mOst of the time. I still love all of you lot though. But yeah, uni work is tiring me out and the darkness is beginning to unbalance me a little. Hence the sleeping.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Are you still getting sexed by the most rhythmic, floppy spod this side of Mecca?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I'm in his bed as we speak.
He's out shopping, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)

"shopping"
is that his way of saying cottaging?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I hope not :(
Is tab paper some sort of new Bumder drug?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Shopping for sabres and horseflesh, no doubt.
He'll be off to the Peninsula, soon.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Shopping for massive buttplugs etc etc

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)

And you're here as well
the day gets better
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Hello sexy
Wagwan? When are you in London?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I'd been hoping late October
but it'll be early November. Will facebook you to make sure you're around and up for fun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Please do. Will be lovely to see you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)

It'll be lovely to see you
and I'll properly break my diet and dive headfirst into whatever food is put before me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Alright Noel
nothing new at all. How's you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

HEY
Yeah I'm alright. Wanna go drink G&T and eat crispy beef sometime?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

We definitely shall
I am popping up to Oxford in the nearish future, so we shall sort it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Please! I have a motor now so I'm considerably more flexible than I once was.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Excellent
we shall sort something out. Am in Bristol at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Do they have crispy beef there?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Attention please.
I am after a decent pub that does food of the traditional english dinner variety located preferably near either charlotte street, or Soho, or Angel actually.

Does anyone have any recommendations?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Be careful
I've heard that London is full of harlots and padfoots.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I can't think of any in Soho
and I don't know Angel at all.

But Charlotte Street has a few, if memory serves, but they get packed.

There's one that used to have a pie room that was fantastic, but I can't remember the name of it... It's blue and next to an alley way and if you come of Oxford Street going North past The Wheatsheath and then turn left and follow the road round...

That was so the opposite of helpful, wasn't it?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I'm going to spend hours on street view looking for this place now.
Only to discover it was painted green a year ago.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Newman Arms!
Where they filmed Peeping Tom.

Fuck that would have bugged me all night if I hadn't remembered.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)

32 Great Queen Street.
Closer to Holborn/Covent Garden but the food is excellent and the cocktails are tasty. The bar downstairs is a good spot to digest and have an espresso martini.
( wanderlust, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Lusty!
I do hope you can get some time off for when I'm down that there London.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Me too!
I start my new job on Wednesday so I can ask about getting certain shifts off. I think I just have to put a request in online a week before hand so it should be fine.
( wanderlust, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Woo!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Just out of interest, do the best people in the world work there?
Or at least one of them?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I don't think so.
One of the best people in the world will be working in a very lovely pub soon though...I'll gaz you.
( wanderlust, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Oh ok, I thought you might have been plugging your new place.
Cheers for the tip, I shall check it out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

lu e

+at
( Kroney, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I'd be too scared to post a link to where I'll be working.
In case any internet weirdos showed up. I know I shouldn't flatter myself, but I do appear to attract strange men.
( wanderlust, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Where's that cunt been by the way?
There's been far too little depressive self-absorbed bullshit around here this past week or so.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Sick in bed.
Not Burt sick, but man flu sick.
( wanderlust, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Next time you're tickling his balls, tell him Noel worships your fingers.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Allo you loveable hound you.
Bring your dad, eh?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)

evening chump face

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Well helloooooooooooooooo.
/ac
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)

you've moved back to this
firefox window. Normally you've only been in the blue one. You feeling any better? Punched some things?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)

The punching urge is less than the biting urge.
I reaaaaaaaaaaally want to bite something, maybe a b3tan.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)

are you like a yappy dog, now, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I've always been a little bit "terrier"
but currently slightly more "shunned cat" than "annoyed puppy".
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Where have all teh internet shut-ins gone?
I've had a poached egg and bean on toast, and now I'm watching Eggheads.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I've got parsnips roasting in oil and home-made curry powder.
The flat smells fucking amazing.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

i was going to make falafel from a magic packet
but I have to be out in 20 minutes, so I have muesli
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)

We're doing a biryani tomorrow.
mr b3th makes fucking awesome curries.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I've got an AMAZING biryani recipe, gaz or fb me an email and I'll send it to you, it's a proper Sri Lankan home recipe.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Or you could post it here if it's that good!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)

True, one moment.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)

*waits*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)

*waits too*

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Evening all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

fuck off bert

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

*Sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Evening Jeff
How's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I'm a bit cold b3th
But I'm going to have pie and mash with peas and cabbage for my dinner!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)

That sounds terribly British

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Jeff!
You're surprisingly fit.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Why surprisingly?
Do you think I'd have a lolfatty for an internet husband?
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Surprisingly, basically because his online persona presents Joe Pasquale crossed with a desperate puppy.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Haha! I see what you mean.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:50, Reply)

*Sings* I know a song that'll get on your nerves...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)

alright quenders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

BIRIYANI (Game-hen, Lamb, Chicken)
4 lb. meat (cut) 3 cups basmati rice
2 tsp. saffron
2 Tbsp. hot milk
1 Tbsp. oil 3 onions sliced
1 tsp. cumin seeds
4 pieces cinnamon
10 cloves
12 pieces cardamom
2 bay leaves
5 cloves garlic
2 inch ginger
2 green chillies
1 Tbsp. lemon-juice
1 tsp. cayenne pepper
2 cups yogurt
1 cup coriander leaves
1 cup mint leaves
1 tsp. green chillies
1 tsp. salt (chopped)
1/4 cup raisins plumped
1/4 cup almond slivers
in hot water (roasted)
Soak rice in salted water for 3 hours. Wash a couple of times. Warm milk and dissolve slightly roasted saffron in it. Heat oil, add half the cardamom, cloves, cinnamon and bay-leaves, and stir once; throw in cumin stir once; saute 2 sliced onions in heated oil over high
flame until edges brown. Grind garlic, ginger and chillies to a paste with some water in a processor or blender. Add to the onion and saute for 2 minutes. Add cayenne pepper and stir once. Add meat and brown on all sides.
Reduce heat to a simmer, cover and cook for 10 minutes. Chop mint and coriander roughly and add to yogurt. Add green chillies and half the milk-saffron mixture to yogurt. Add half the yogurt mixture, salt, 1/4 cup water to the meat, bring to a simmer, cover and cook
on a low flame for 10 minutes. Uncover, add lemon juice and cook for an additional 10 minutes. Add 1 tsp. salt.
Meanwhile bring a litre of salted water to a boil. Add drained rice and rest of cardamom, cloves, bay-leaf and cinnamon. Bring to a boil and half cook (7 minutes).
Drain all the water. Transfer the meat mixture to an ovenproof casserole dish. Add the rest of the yogurt mixture as a layer. Layer the half cooked rice on top. Make a hole and pour the rest of the milk-saffron in it. Cover with a moist cloth or paper-towels.
Cover this with aluminum foil and lid (if available).
Bake in preheated oven at 325 F for 30 minutes. Uncover and cook for 10 minutes.
Garnish with almonds, raisins and browned onion slices.
Serves 8 people.
And fucking tasty.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Glad you added 'serves 8' at the end of it.
I was doubting if I'd be able to get through 4lbs of meat in a single sitting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)

...what with you not being a lolfatty
apparently
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Yeah, alright Twiggy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Don't pick on me!
Blousie said she wouldn't ahve a lolfatty as an internet husband, that's all.

*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Well if you hadn't mentioned the popular page I'd never have noticed I was at the top.
Ta like!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Evenin Doll
Did the Crazy lady find you the other day?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Yeah.
How goes?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Meh.
What's new with yew?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Nose is running because of the chilli I put in my black bean sauce!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)

That must have bean some good sauce

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)

It was fit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Well fuck me if it isn't Noel
not much has changed and I think you know all my news from facebook. *shrugs*
(berk, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)

It isn't Noel.
*smirks*
Yeah, if you call that "news" I think maybe you want to shake things up a bit. Where are you now? Actually in the Ox?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Alright weesal?
You had me for a bit, there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)

*grins*
I hate myself for coming back.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)