Are you not eligible on the NHS?
Apparently I am. As long as I can maintain good posture though, I won't take it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I doubt it. Probably not big enough to warrent it for my frame.
I suppose I could get a loan if I really wanted to.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

It's worth asking them
after all I'm not exactly a monster, but it was literally offered to me the first time I mentioned it a few years back. And size is only one thing- they take into account a load of stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

That's the job I want!
Assessing who is eligible for breast surgery on the NHS.
Where do I apply for this?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:29, Reply)

You'd turn us all down.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I would assess each case on its individual merits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

To the department
where all the hideously fat women with 55HHHH folds of fat sit around waiting for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Oh yeah, hadn't thought of that
*retracts application*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)