I don't like most dogs
with honourable exceptions.

The one I hated the most. Hmm. When I was about six I wasn't allowed chocolate or even sweet things. So when I was bought some chocolate I was happy, until a goose pecked the whole thing from my fingers which hurt, though apparently geese don't have teeth. Ran after it and snatched the chocolate back. NOBODY puts Amberl in the corner away from chocolate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:03, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Haha, what is it with offtopic women and assulting geese?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I would have loved to have seen that.
I can imagine the look on the Goose's face.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

It was a fucking big goose
in my memory at least, or I may just have been a very small child. I think it was surprised.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

WOW, so this is where your career as a hardman started.
Did you punch a swan next?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)