Oh and I should let you all lol at my housemates 13 year old boy seduction techniques
I came home from work to find him and his new interest sitting on my sofa playing Pokemon. I left them too it and went to my room, I went out again to make dinner and saw them sat on the sofa watching Firefly.
He then cooked her a vegan meal which looked rank and she didn't eat, then she got a taxi home. He didn't even buy any booze.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hahahahahahahhaahah
That is a pitiful tale.

She probably left because he was trying to seduce a 13 year old boy in front of her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I know exactly what'll happen if I mock him for it
he'll go "whut, pokemon's cool" and then I might just have to punch him in the face
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

You should point out to him
that since he's just been epically out-cooled by an internet paperclip salesman he might as well just fucking kill himself.

love you really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Even internet paperclip salesmen know to at least get some fucking wine in.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)