(c), of course. Or a variant on (d), which is you send it to me like the good person you are.
Alt: Personality Horse and a real horse. Not because I think it would make a good pet, I just think the courtship followed by brutal, bestial and likely fatal sex would be entertaining.

Alt alt: Yes, more than fair. See above answer for inspiration as to method.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

it is the same moron who is responsible for the "mortal wombat" flooding, presumably.
it baffles me to think of some uggo perched over his computer, chortling to himself as he types the same inanity over and over and over again. but then i am so glad that is not my idea of a good time that i just have to pity him really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)