i don't want to think about you frenetically tugging to get it up every 20 mins all weekend
so i'm going to let you have this one.

but jesus knows you're lying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

What have I got to do with it?
I was talking about about straight men and I thought you'd already decided I was gayer than Barrowman in a pink boa?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

well if you weren't talking about yourself
then you do have a disturbing knowledge of the potency of other heterosexual men.

you SHOULD get a pink boa to match the socks, though. i would enjoy that picture a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

A quick check through my facebook reveals I can only offer you a pink striped shirt
and black boa as a combination. Many apologies
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

that would do
but i can always use my imagination if you don't think it's up to scratch.

also. a black boa.

WHY?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

No idea
Because it was there, I imagine. There's also an inflatable triceratops involved, but that would probably push you right over the edge
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

it is sounding like a dali painting right about now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)