no thanks
I would be so eclipsed by her radiant beauty that the 'ugly friend' rule would reach maximum effect, she would simultaneously pull every single man on earth in an instant
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i quite like this
and if all else fails, we could have a pint.

you should come over to my office anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

thanks, but I'd rather not smell your assistant's eggy flange

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

such cruel rejection

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)