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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She used to go to 'Dragons' gym in Muswell Hill
She was shit at everything
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
How can you be shit at a gym?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)
probably tried to rollerskate on dumbells

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)
I'm picturing her tying them to her feet with garden string.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Maybe she tried running on the cross trainer
Bitch be trippin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)
oh fuckin hell
I laughed at this so I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
That's two days in a row Badger, are you feeling quite alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
it's no wonder he was cross!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
I couldn't play rugby the other day because of the rain
Pitches be drippin'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I was walking along the edge of a field and I got completely stuck in a hollow that ran adjacent to the hedgerow
Ditches be grippin'
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)
I was watching the opening scene of Macbeth when I realised the actors were actually making toffee apples on stage.
Witches be dippin'
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I saw a gymnast with tourettes the other day
twitches be fliipin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I'm trying to install new lighting, but can't get them on properly
switches be slippin'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Harry Potter's been having a difficult time at quidditch lately
snitches be flippin'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)
I was playing Warhammer with my buddies when the GM told us that two lords of the underworld were swinging a rope between them while a third jumped over it
Liches by Skippin'
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
WTF?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lich
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_rope
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Alright Quentin, give us a link to your big and srs news, I can't be arsed going back over the threads

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)
alright, just wait here while I find it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Make it quick I've got a big business meeting to go to in five minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
almost there, jsut gimme a sec

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Zero effort, she'd walk for a bit on the running machine and then go for a tab break
-E must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)
that'll be why she sang
"you know, I'm no good"
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

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