Best house party I've ever been to:
It was in about 1989 at a rather stupid boy’s massive family home on one of the most expensive avenues in Winchester.

We set up a stage round the back, Electric Head Funk played a classic gig (!) in the late afternoon that could be heard by my father who was in our garden on the opposite end of the town, there was a rave in the garden afterwards, someone had an epileptic fit brought on by strobes: my pal Jon thought he was breakdancing and started cheering him on, about 100 police eventually binned it but not before an incredibly attractive ‘chick’ told me she ‘fancied me’. Unfortunately I was full of LSD at the time and a little shy, so did nothing about it. All the elements of a classic party, I’m sure you agree.

Best party of any kind I've attended was probably a rave on an airfield somewhere in Staffordshire c1991.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Worst one was any party I went to in the 80s
where Christian O'Connell was also there. This was most of them for about three years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Why didn't you strangle him whilst you had the chance.
You've let us all down by not doing so.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I've let society down terribly.
The guilt is hard to bear.

He would routinely urinate in people's parents' wardrobes etc to be 'funny' and conspicuously smoked cigars in a feeble attempt to be 'different' and 'a character'. He is in the top three biggest cunts I've ever met.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I assume the other two are Chris Moyles and Johnny Vaughan?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Vaughan used to be my neighbour.
He's a fucking wanker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Really?
I always reckoned he'd be alright.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Radio DJ = utter cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Never move to Elsynge Road in Wandsworth Common
He's a shitcunt who constantly tries to queue jump everyone in the local shops as he's "really busy, much busier than these other people", blocks the road with his driver waiting for him and ruined the decent local pub (The Roundhouse) with his group of cuntish brown-nosing acolytes.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Thankfully I have never met either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'm intrigued to know who the other two are
although I suspect that they're less famous than O'Connell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

One of them is this arsehole:
www.dontstayin.com/uk/london/inigo-bar/2008/oct/17/article-9020
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Don't stay in is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I have no idea who this person is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Lucky you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

He interviews like a cunt
As if anyone counts Cinema Paradiso in their top three films. I bet he's really "into film".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I'm really 'into staving his face in with a shovel'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

That is my Nana's favourite film.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)