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I'm having a house party tomorrow, and it's pay day and it's dress down day and it's a half day. Woooo

So what makes a good party, what's the shittest party you've ever been to?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:32, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Also yay great news!
online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20111027-705551.html

/won't last until this evening.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)

The hostess getting drunk and telling everyone why she loves them one person at a time.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

So is that a good party or a bad party.
I have had a friend get drunk and tell everyone what he thought of them at a party. That was depressing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Good of course.
Although not for the hostess who was very ill the day after.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

It was a great party
I'm only sad that I didn't get lost on my way back from the toilet and end up in your room.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

You missed the neon flashing sign that said BLOUSIE'S BEDROOM?

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Someone must have taken it down by the time I was looking for it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Next year I'll draw you a map and give you a compass.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'll leave the wife behind

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

WooT!

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Is it a Halloween themed house party?
I'm not coming otherwise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

It is, there is a theme of heroes and villans.
I've given up thinking of a costume so I might just not bother. Fuck it my party do what I want.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

we did one where the party was split into
baddies and goodies and we played games to see whether the baddies took over the world or the goodies saved it.

I was Chronoclaw - ripping holes in time and space to save the universe.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Amazing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

you didn't see my awesome cardboard
time-slicing claw. Mind you that was less scary than a friend who turned up in what appeared to be a gimp suit and an 8 painted on his face (He was 8-ball, who, in a limited way could predict the future) or another friend whose super power, he claimed, was fixing hemeroids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1406809
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

and and and then there was this big dinosaur and he ate
all the other dinosaurs because he was the biggest dinosaur and then i killed the dinosaur with a sword
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

WHY GOD WASNT I INVITED!!!!!!!!
*sobs*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Nice one
I'll dust off the lightsaber and poncho and be there about 7
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Obi Juan Kenobi?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

The Sand People, they eez returning een greater numbers!
Sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

hahaha
i want to see the whole film like this, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No gringo, theez are not being the droids you are lookingz for?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

There's mileage in this. Racist mileage.
Senor, I eez having de bad feelings about seez
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

If you are striking me down, my sombrero will become more powerfuls than you can imagine possiblies.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Hahaha
This probably shouldn't still be making me laugh, but it really is.

No Senor Luke, your pappa, esta me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You'd actually be one of the few people on here that'll enjoy the party.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

How come?
Is there an extensive quiz-related section? Or a compulsory two-hour Ballroom workshop?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Room full of geeks and attractive women and heavy drinking.
You could probably have a 2 hour conversation about battlestar gallactica if you wanted.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I never thought I'd find myself saying this
but I really, really want to come to your party
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I throw good parties, kitty came down for my last one.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I believe you most likely do
Hope this one goes well. I want to hear any contentious BSG-related theories on Monday please.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I'm doing a lazy outfit this year
Dressing gown, 4 pack of lager, box of takeaway chicken = Instant Gazza
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I've got this weird sense of deja vu.
It's almost like you've suggested this before.

A lot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

he has a secret fetish

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm not suggesting it
Just saying what I'm going as
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Needs more fishing rod.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

And suicide

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

A mate of mine once went to a superheroes party
with his boxers outside his jeans, otherwise wearing what he usually would, and said he was "LazyBoy". Apparently this went down surprisingly well. You could do that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

It's an idea.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Or there's the classic
"This is my secret identity"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Undercover police officer.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Or if you wanted to pursue the villain route
Get a flourescent bib and clipboard and pester everyone for £3 a month as they come in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

ha ha, I actually like that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Annoyingly the only Halloween party I'm going to this year will be attended by several toddlers who won't get that
I probably actually will end up going as a Jedi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Best house party I've ever been to:
It was in about 1989 at a rather stupid boy’s massive family home on one of the most expensive avenues in Winchester.

We set up a stage round the back, Electric Head Funk played a classic gig (!) in the late afternoon that could be heard by my father who was in our garden on the opposite end of the town, there was a rave in the garden afterwards, someone had an epileptic fit brought on by strobes: my pal Jon thought he was breakdancing and started cheering him on, about 100 police eventually binned it but not before an incredibly attractive ‘chick’ told me she ‘fancied me’. Unfortunately I was full of LSD at the time and a little shy, so did nothing about it. All the elements of a classic party, I’m sure you agree.

Best party of any kind I've attended was probably a rave on an airfield somewhere in Staffordshire c1991.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Worst one was any party I went to in the 80s
where Christian O'Connell was also there. This was most of them for about three years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Why didn't you strangle him whilst you had the chance.
You've let us all down by not doing so.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I've let society down terribly.
The guilt is hard to bear.

He would routinely urinate in people's parents' wardrobes etc to be 'funny' and conspicuously smoked cigars in a feeble attempt to be 'different' and 'a character'. He is in the top three biggest cunts I've ever met.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I assume the other two are Chris Moyles and Johnny Vaughan?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Vaughan used to be my neighbour.
He's a fucking wanker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Really?
I always reckoned he'd be alright.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Radio DJ = utter cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Never move to Elsynge Road in Wandsworth Common
He's a shitcunt who constantly tries to queue jump everyone in the local shops as he's "really busy, much busier than these other people", blocks the road with his driver waiting for him and ruined the decent local pub (The Roundhouse) with his group of cuntish brown-nosing acolytes.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Thankfully I have never met either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'm intrigued to know who the other two are
although I suspect that they're less famous than O'Connell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

One of them is this arsehole:
www.dontstayin.com/uk/london/inigo-bar/2008/oct/17/article-9020
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Don't stay in is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I have no idea who this person is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Lucky you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

He interviews like a cunt
As if anyone counts Cinema Paradiso in their top three films. I bet he's really "into film".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I'm really 'into staving his face in with a shovel'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

That is my Nana's favourite film.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Best party was my wedding reception
150 friends & family (none of my family thankfully). Amazing food, loads of booze, loads of presents, great music and shit speeches (apart from mine obviously, which was brilliant).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Good music, people drugs and booze I suppose.
The "best" parties - if they could be called that, were Stonehenge in the 80s, when it was kicking off with the Blue Meanies.
Obviously not for the convoy, some of those poor sods lost possessions, trucks, homes, pets - the fucking police had their PETS put down FFS. But for us week long hippies it was great fun, playing dodge the piggie. Years later I feel a bit of a twat for taking it so lightly, when for others it was terrible.
Good music though; Culture Shock, Hawks, Roy Harper, Ozric Tentacles playing off a truck in the darkness, you could just make out the red LEDs of their amps and genny.
Shittest party? Can't think of one, life is what you make of it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Culture Shock were fucking BRILLIANT.
Citizen Fish were shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Roy Harper was incredible at Stonehenge '84.
I wasn't there, being 11 at the time, but I have it on 'DVD'. He's ace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I was at that one, the only downside were The Enid.
Shit, shit, shit.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

The were/are(?) shite.
That was the year Nik Turner did the 'Ken Barlow' chant, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I've had the misfortune to see them twice, mushrooms at the 'Henge, acid at Acid Daze 2, Leeds.
It just made the time drag on even fucking more, shit, shit, shit.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Unlucky...
I've seen Dr & The Medics at least twice at those classic Brixton Academy Hawkwind all-dayers. I think they might be worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Can I come to your houseparty?

( WormuIus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

If you want, not far from Milton Keynes station I could meet you
tomorrow night from 8, most people won't come until 9ish though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:18, Reply)

or they might have to do their food shopping

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)

That they might. :'(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)

can I come?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Where do you live? Are you a house whale? How many puns per hour will you do?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'm not telling you that
yes
just a couple

NB sorry, can't make it, washing my hair
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I need a five pun per hour guarentee before entry. So you're uninvited.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

this is the most painful post I've ever read

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1344002
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)

fucking excellent
I need an award for that
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Personality horse will give you a biscuit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

MK is quite far from Dorking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Who's MK and why's he going to Dorking?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Milton Keynes is where I live.
Bert comes from dorking.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Oh I see
still don't know the full story there
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Try to keep up.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

haha you lonely bastard.

( WormuIus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

you totally wussed out
you wuss.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

The fact you know a few people that are going from a Minecraft server we played on
suggests we're both lonely bastards.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Oh Jesus fucking Christ
I only played nice with those guys so I could get on that minecraft server.

You KNOW I was going to troll that as soon as I could.
( WormuIus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

They all think you're a normal friendly sort of chap.
The fools.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I'm the Daddy.

( WormuIus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)

If you actually are Quentin Oftheweek, I've lost a lot of respect for you.
Not that you care for my respect of course, but still.

You used to be a contender, man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Nothing to do with me
Word on the street is that it is frisbee adam.
I haven't made a new account in over a year.
( WormuIus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I'm not very good at parties (you'll be shocked to hear)
but as long as there's plenty of free flowing conversation and alcohol, it should totally 'go off'.

The worst party I ever had was my 25th. It was shocking. I invited a bunch of internet types as well as my three or four IRL friends. Because there were going to be more people than my little flat could contain, my Dad arranged for me to have the use of his golf club function room.

Surprisingly, none of my internet shut-ins turned up, so there were about two dozen people rattling around a huge room. No-one danced to my Dad's awesome DJing, and the male stripper my workmate arranged got lost and didn't turn up.

*flashbacks*
*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I think you win.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I learned then never to trust internet types.
They's all lying bastards, innit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Totally.
I now know that IRL you're a trucker called Dave.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

in real life i know a trucker called dave
I assume that on the internet he's an skinny 16 year old whose parents don't understand her
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Aren't we all?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Easy to know what makes a good party
plenty of alcohol, people you know and while it's not a necessity it helps to have some sort of goal.

The shittest party I have ever been to, wasn't actually a party and thus doesn't count but fuck you. It was a big formal dinner. I turned up late, meaning that I'd have to sit with people I didn't know at all, I had misinterpreted the dress code and was the only woman in a cocktail dress, as opposed to an evening gown, and expecting it to be slightly more studenty my cocktail dress was shorter than I could really have got away with. I stuck it about five minutes then left
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

What do you mean by a goal?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:44, Reply)

oh, you know exterminaton
of another race, that kind of thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I meant more of a reason
in yours it's a Halloween party, the dressing up is sufficient.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Oh I thought more like, get x person so drunk they're sick.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

That's been the theme of some of them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Any hole.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Indeed sir. Indeed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Well, I've heard it said.
It's not something I practice, I have standards.

*dies alone*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

well, no
if we practiced it there would be some seriously upset rabbits and moles, for a start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Mmmm...
dirty little fury sluts, they'd love it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

woah. I didn't mention voles. steady.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Good party = food, drink, music, possibly Wii dance or something like that
worst party I ever went to I snogged my friend's brother, he was short, pallid and looked like Leo Sayer
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Wii dance? fuck off.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

just because you're old and lack co-ordination

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I'm actually quite good at it. and I'm only 28
But my idea of a party isn't people standing around watching other people play a computer games.

also food can fuck off, it's a distraction from drinking, if people get hungry I'll order some pizzas.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

they don't have to watch
you have a room for people who want to mess about on that, a room for drinking and music, pizza in the kitchen, and all your bedroom doors LOCKED
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Oh lah di dah with your multi roomed house.
I bet it's tall and made of Ivory.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

shared house, so it's not all great
one of my housemates leaves blood in the bog at least once a month
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

a friend of mine
used to describe how his house mate left the bathroom once a month as 'like a butcher's slab'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Piles?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

one assumes so do you.
If we are following this to its logical non-bert conclusion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I flush it away, I don't just leave it there for others to see

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

ah, I see what you mean.
In that case, yes, that is fairly grim. Still, at least she doesn't rinse them out and dry them on the radiator to use again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

she's not jewish!!?!?!lol

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

ffs
i log back in, hungover and delicate, to this?

rank! tell the dirty bitch to plug herself up or move out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I've seen worse.
I once found a dessicated, but definitely used tampon in the back seat pocket of a car.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You flush female sanitary goods down the toilet?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I typed a reply to this
but it disgusted me and I decided it's best not answer
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Wimp

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

it can't have been more disgusting than the two words which sear to your very soul
"moon cup"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

*boaks*
What the hell is the deal with those things? Gross, gross, gross, gross.

/prissy response
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)

i found the term on here
googled it.

wished i hadn't.

got very drunk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I appreciate the sentiment behind teh idea
But the thought of having to wash that stuff out intermittently is just disgusting. Can you imagine trying to do that in a public bathroom?

*shudders*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Men from the internet would pay for that, you should e-bay that shit
'Used moon cups'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake.
This is directed at this entire subthread.

Now I can't eat my black pudding :(
( Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Here's some hawt advice, they don't magically disappear down the drain to be lovingly washed up on a beach near you
they don't decompose but gather together to form a nice ball at some point between the toilet and the mains in the street. Can be quite tricky to deal with, especially as jetting tends to shatter victorian clay pipes. Still the house being flooded with your own faecal matter in part makes up for the annoyance of having to deal with it.

Your landlord xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Wii all dance in the game of life...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

unlike wee dance
which is a territorial thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Best house party
was one we held in the big old house we rented in North London during my PhD. You know you've won when your sound system can be heard from Bounds Green station half a mile away, and you suddenly realise there a load of people you don't know, who it turns out were supposed to be going to a party several houses down but decided ours was better.

But I guess it's all about the situation. impromptu stuff can end up being amazing, totally planned massive stuff can be shite.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I was thinking of for my 30th or something hiring a place up in scotland like this
www.rentahostel.com/hostels/central/loch_lomond.aspx
but then I'll have to get rich or expect people to pay to come to my birthday party which is a bit much.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

not really
not for a weekend away somewhere. I think it's totally reasonable to expect them to pay. It's whether people actually will that's the issue.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

That looks great.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

This one is even nicer.
www.rentahostel.com/hostels/highlands/carbisdale_castle.aspx
but it's like £2500 a night and I don't want 140 people to come to my birthday.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

bring scotland to you!
wear a kilt, have haggis on tap, bagpipe your friends, paint your willy green and call it Nessie
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

It's true that it's never been reliably sighted.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

my friend just got married to some guy she met when we crashed his house party

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I'm assuming it wasn't the same party...
It was a load of girls though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

you did just get married though.....
.... no, this one was in kensington, not bounds green.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'd never marry someone I met at something as low-class as a house party
what do you take me for?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)

a big screaming gay swinger in pink socks
you KNOW this. do try to keep up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I'm not sure I can be gay and a swinger.
Who knows? maybe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

A gay swinger - or 'ginger'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

woah. that HURTS, man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1406809
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

well, this question has killed OT.
someone get their cock out, we could do with a laugh.

nil points for suggesting i should do it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

*unzips*
*waggles*
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I haven't got one.
Could somebody lend me theirs?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

OK, mine's out.
For all the good it'll do you unless you're under my desk to see it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

*goes to gaz box*

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)