what I make a pass at someone it will be PERFECT
I know everything about her, her favourite cereal, her favourite shampoo, and her choice of tampons... I've also got a good statistical analysis of what clothes she wears on what days, so when I do make my move, I'll be able to be colour co-ordinated with her. With all this, how can I fail?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yeah, over here we call them stalkers.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I prefer to think of it as data-informed seduction.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Exactly
when she sees my detailed compatibility matrix and my photo flip book of our first date, she's gonna get quite a wide on.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)

A 12 sheet spreadsheet contain a predictive model (with a 5% tolerance) of your future together will have her frothing.
Show her the table plan for the wedding & everything.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)

when Fred and Grace are teenagers
we'll look back and show them all their old baby photo's and the Microsoft Project plan I put together detailing their conception next year.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Gant charts ftw

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)

yes, well done. that is the joke.
have a biscuit.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Oh man, can it be a custard cream? I'm a fucking sucker for custard creams.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)