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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you do mine
I'll do yours.

Takes away the guilt, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Strangers on QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I will gaz you to make arrangements

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I don't suppose one of you fancies doing my nan as well.
I'd be very grateful. *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
How much?
I have several blunt instruments and we ain't talking much on travel for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Two pints, a kebab and a quick fumble round the back of the Polished Knob.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I'll do it for one pint and a longer fumble

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Ok, saves me having to get kebab juice off my frock.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Sold to the man called Battered
I'd have to shell out £2.50 for the train to your place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
You want your Nan doin' in, eh Blousie?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBJDBR0G94c

contains naughty words.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Oh Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Oh Blousie!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Oh Jeff : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Nicole!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Rodeo

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Keep going guys, I'm almost there.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
It means going to the very arsehole of the world
Barrow-in-Furness.

I'd not subject you to that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
You don't yet know where you'd have to go.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
The only place worse than Barrow is Hull.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
The convenient aspect is that she lives quite close to a crematorium.
So disposal is easy. £50 to the bloke on the back door. Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

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