i am a child of a proper full-on seventies wife swap.
they divvied us kids up like they were picking teams for football. until i was about seven I thought my dad was my uncle and that my brother and sisters were my cousins.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:51, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't think.
Accept and understand.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

*counts on fingers*
That's almost what happened to me, except with more deception. Does your story have a happy ending, or do you dream of pushing your old man down a cliff as well?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

i see my dad occasionally but cut my mum off four years ago.
All of us kids have been in various forms or therapy over the years and the grownups are all 'oh well' about the whole thing. nice.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Sweeeet, sweeeeet therapy.
I did cut my dad off but my mum said something that made a lot of sense to me and I've kind of changed my mind. Suck, really, I was rather enjoying hating him.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I am MUCH healthier without mother in my life.
i suspect however that she will live to be ninety just to piss us all off :(
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I hope you realise
I have to assume every scrap of this is utter bullshit, regardless of anything. You could have legal documents signed in blood by Jesus and Eddie Izzard, but as it comes from your fingers, utter bullshit.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

on /offtopic i speak the truth

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

oh oh is this like that thing in Labyrinth
with the card guards one of whom tells the truth yada yada yada?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Oh Janet :'(
It explains so much.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

We've got the cream of /talk over here today, is there some kind of exchange programme going on?
Jesus, our guys are going to get ripped to pieces over there.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

cream dregs
ripped to pieces over there bummed within an inch of their lives and LOVE it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

you awful troll.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

troll cunt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)