Abusing travellers IRL as I did last night.
Sat outside the pub on the phone, little shit comes up in a halloween mask. This is an approximate transcript:

Brat (holding hand out): "Trick or treat"
Me "Fuck off"
Brat "No you fuck off"
Me (to mate on phone) "Hang on a minute"
Me: "Why don't you go and get your big brother so I can tell him to fuck off"

Brat runs off.

Brat returns with angry pikey mother "What are you saying to my boy?"
Me: "I told him to fuck off. You should as well. Sending you brat out begging is a disgrace"
Mother: "How dare you"
Me "Fuck off back to Dale Farm"

I then went and hid in the gents in case more of them turned up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:15, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

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