That was the week that was.
I think this place has picked up a bit in the latter part of this week. Legless being a spastic and that dismal cretin Adam have inspired cross-board jollity which I for one applaud.

I have liked and enjoyed the visits from Janet, Mark Morrison's etc. It’s been a bit fucking dull on here recently. That’s all I have to say.

Cheers.

EDIT FOR BOBBY: What are you 'really into' at the moment? Apart from my LOLarious mum, naturally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:57, 181 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Cheers

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

this guy's mum^^^

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

it's like a rennaissance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

That's fucking marvellous Montgomery however you know how this place works,
where's the fecking question?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

MMPS has been stepped
According to /talk
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7360903
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Ah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

yeah, i fucken did 'im up like a goodun

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Yes dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

they should call me optimus prime
cos I'm the most optimist of everyone here, and I'm in my prime
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I think they call you somethine else.
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

somethine else?
CAN@T YOU SPELL YOU FUCKEN SPASS?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I cannot believe I thought you were Wormulus.
I owe him a massive apology.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

i thought this too
but now i agree with MM, it is adam. or possibly rogerboresme.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Frisbee, bumpics, windowcats?
You decide
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

can i decide that it should die?
cheers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I think it could be Legless
As he's currently being replaced as the biggest twat on here (behind TGB, of course)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

don't be angry jsut cos we all got mums who love us

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

legless himself would say "it's like being savaged by a dead sheep"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Cheers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

alright, tidy?
fancy some yorkshire brown?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

really? still doing this? not bored yet?
i'm sooooo bored with today. hurry up hometime.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

will you go out with me now that I'm a rock star?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

More like rick-ets
You fucking boring twat. I'm all for the insulting on here but at least try "once" to make it funny eh?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

what's the difference betweena sportscow and a shitcunt?
your dad's never fucked a shitcunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

He has - your mum
L@L
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

What's the difference between Cumstain Oftiwank and everyone else on /offtopic
Sometimes we laugh WITH them, rather than AT them

I thought you had to be at least 16 to post on here, not a 13 year old anxiously waiting for that second pube to grow.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

what's the difference between sportcow's ability to tell a joke and a hairy polish rentboy
sportscow's dad's never had sex with sportcow's ability to tell a joke
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

My rentboys aren't polished

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

hahahahaha!
i like you now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

sorry, i'm food shopping and washing my hair
but you ARE just about to make my "ignore" button lose its virginity, so you can have that score instead?

i'd never ignore anyone for cuntery as it can be amusing, but tediousness? unforgiveable, dude.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

you on blocks an' all?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

no
you're just really really dull.

and that's coming from someone who reads 80 year old leases for a living.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

should I just go then?
since I'm not wanted?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

ha, like you'd do anything so interesting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

nah sers, you tell me to go and I'll pop off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I am mostly really into, tattoos, Game of Thrones books, and Lesson planning for yank kids.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

And what will you do once you've yanked them?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

he's going to fuck your dead mum too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

BRILLIANT JOKE, ADAM!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

it's clearly baldmonkey.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I dunno that it is.
I mostly thought it was Wormulus, but he does like to put a bit of class and humour into his sockpuppets, and this one's just shite.

It could be b_m but he's been off his meds for several weeks if it is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

You would know better than me.
I thought Baldmonkey was supposed to be funny, though. Is that not right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

baldmonkey varies wildly
he's been seriously off form recently to be honest... but this didn't really smack of him too much. But maybe it is, I've not really paid much attention to him recently cos he's only allowed on /talk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I see, I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

give them a bloody hard rogering

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Abusing travellers IRL as I did last night.
Sat outside the pub on the phone, little shit comes up in a halloween mask. This is an approximate transcript:

Brat (holding hand out): "Trick or treat"
Me "Fuck off"
Brat "No you fuck off"
Me (to mate on phone) "Hang on a minute"
Me: "Why don't you go and get your big brother so I can tell him to fuck off"

Brat runs off.

Brat returns with angry pikey mother "What are you saying to my boy?"
Me: "I told him to fuck off. You should as well. Sending you brat out begging is a disgrace"
Mother: "How dare you"
Me "Fuck off back to Dale Farm"

I then went and hid in the gents in case more of them turned up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I'm liking this muchly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I have signed in just so I can click 'I like this'
for I very muchly do.
(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

*flattered battered*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

For me, it's The Pirates.
I can listen to no other band at the moment. Their studio stuff was 'meh' at times but live they were fucking magnificent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

but why were they called the pirates?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

because they look like pirates

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

They all have black beards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

They were originally 'Johnny Kidd and the Pirates'.
Then Johnny Kidd died.

See?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

yes but the answer is
because they WEEERRR.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I will not play your foolish game.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

because they arrrrrrrrr!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

you're not still mad about the dust-spunk are you??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Not in the least.
But I'm going to phone you every hour on Sunday TO CHECK UP ON YOU.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

eeek
don't be cross with me :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

i am being a total fool unto myself about this, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I'll be doing that an' all
between the pair of us we should be able to at the very least put him off his stroke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

you know, i wouldn't mind if he only wanted sex
then i could think he was a twat. but when he says he wants to be "best friends", he means it.

which means no sex.

the twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

which means 'GAY', you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

no
it just means i am hideously unattractive.

/cries
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

CHECK UP ON YOU BREATHE HEAVILY DOWN THE PHONE AS I MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

alright agnostic
how's your mother?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Dead, shockingly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

why shockingly?
I thought it was cancer wat done her in?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Yes, it was.
Congratulations, you remembered.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

can't shake memories like that, orphanface
gonna hug my mum extra the night
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

wow
congratulations on the size of that tumbleweed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

the guy's a twat, swipe, a pure twat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

don't be such a fucking plum.
Yes this is the internet and yes it's expected but have a little think before you actually post.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

LOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)

yes they really aaaaaaarrrrrggghh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I can't believe I just lolled at this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I was cringing writing it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I can totally believe I just lolled at this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Neuroma
I'm aware I keep saying talking about them, but their album is the best in the genre I've heard in a long time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

if they did an unplugged version would it be an acoustic neuroma?
medicalololols. i'm here all week. try the veal.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

fact of the day- my mother died from an acoustic neuroma.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

there should be an effing club on this board!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I am into archery
at the moment, which is currently making it look like I am into shooting up bad drugs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I did like your facebook photo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

well, yeah it went more bruisey
later, now about a quarter of my arm is kind of bruised yellow/grey
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I've heard that heroin is a "touch" moreish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

If there is ever a zombie apocalypse in Wales I'm heading your way,
with your silent killing skills and my tank abilities I reckon we have a chance of survival
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

It's rather unlikely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

or more likely
it's unlikely we'd notice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

One can only dream

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

as long as its not right now
i still keep screwing up the draw and catching my arm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I don't think it went well and I have had two further knockbacks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

From whom?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

job applications.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah, me too.
Sucks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Unlucky, mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

this your work thing?
boo :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Most of the invaders are excellent!
I am saddened that zombie shoes got stepped though

Alt:
Red wine - fucking NNNNNNNOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)

he deserved it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

What did he do?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

he insulted my dead mum
repeatedly
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I see
What a cunt, eh?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

are you talking about my mum again you shit?!!?!?!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

It's characters like you that make me miss Bert.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I'm going to miss this place next week :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Are you being treated for your GoodyAIDS next week?
My thoughts* are with you at this difficult time.


*unfortunately my thoughts are 'I do hope that spastic Adam dies of AIDS next week'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

thought isn't plural
you soooo stewpid!

don't edit, I like pointing out your mistakes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Yes dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

*facepalms*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

he done a spelling mistake, but then edited
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I was facepalmed by your basic lack of understanding of the English language.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

but I was right tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Or vicious bum-rape by a pride of gay lions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

taht would be a gay pride!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

*insert Rainier Wolfcastle pic here*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

he's that guy ff the simpsons who'se a parody of anrie!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

i do love you
i am also laughing at "dismal cretin"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

harsh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

why's that then?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

back to school init?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

god forbid you are a teacher?
and I doubt you are a pupil, so dinner lady or caretaker?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

student, doing my as levels a year early isn't it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

bollocks are you, if you are it's only so they can get you out of the place due to you being
a proper cunt and all that.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

i'm not a cunt:(
i'm dead against bullying, me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'm bored of you now, sorry.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

that's aight
you haven't been my favourite none neither
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I'm betting "creepy bloke hanging around in the bushes"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not put me out of a job before I even graduate please SC.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I'm going with "nonce"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

you filthy shit
bragging about your relationship with sex offenders int cool
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I didn't think he was stepped.
I thought he just had something else to do for a bit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I am into two things at the moment. Rejection, pretension and quending.
Three things, rejection, pretension, quending and counting.

Four things in fact, rejection, pretension, quending, counting and paraphrasing Monty Python.

Well, better Python than Boyce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

"He's not the Messiah he's fucking shit"

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I like this.
But he does look a bit Messianic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

in a mega ironic lolwaki way!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

The only thing I am really in to at the moment is sleep.
I could quite happily have double what I'm getting.
(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

sleep cock
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

ANOTHER BRILLIANT JOKE, ADAM!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

thanks, I think we could be friends if you keep this up[

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I could quite happily have double what I'm getting of that as well
but not unless I get some more sleep first.
(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

2 x 0 = 0

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Why are you drawing owls?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

who?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Who is this Adam person? and why no more mandrill chat?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I'm really into
getting back into music again. Loads of stuff is becoming listenable again. I wouldn't say I was into walking, but I've been doing quite a lot of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

are you on last fm?
You should sign up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I didn't find it very easy to navigate
maybe I should try it again
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

try again.
I am on there. You could listen to Radio Dozer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I don't want to have to listen to KRS-One!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

it is by no means exclusively hip hop and you can skip tracks
I also have one of my modelling shots as my profile pic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

But what percentage hiphop is it?
Checked out your profile, our music compatability is medium, music we have in common includes 'LCD Soundsystem, The xx, Leonard Cohen, Plaid and Autechre.' That sounds about right
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

give it a go to check the hip hop quotient.
Bear in mind my vinyl listenings are not listed on there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Oh man, I made the biggest fucking mistake of my entire career just now and took our main website down for 3 hours.
This has included a 2 hour call to Holland and a 1 hour call to, well, central london. I made a mistake and it wouldn't supprise me if they let me go after it. Only thing I can say is that I was the one who came up with the fix before anyone else, but I'm so fucking gutted I made the mistake in the first place that I want to fall down into a tiny little hole with a few tablets the size of my.... well, the size of my mistake.

It wouldn't supprise me if I get sacked on monday =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)

no company would you bin you for one mistake, at least you fixed it Gonz.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Schools will be bin nonces at the first attempt of anything though.
You should probably bear this in mind.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Why would the father of a small girl antagonise someone he thinks is a nonce?
You're a bit stupid.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Because you're clearly in to boys.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)

If you make it personal I'm sure an exception could be made

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

i hear she's gota cracking figure

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Is it the first mistake you've made in the job? Are they happy with your performance overall? What was your last appraisal like?
If you've been doing well until now it is highly unlikely they will sack you - even though they make money through the web.

Nobody is perfect & it would cost them money and inconvenience them to have to recruit a replacement.

Act a bit "mea culpa" and you should be fine.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

This
also come up with some recommendations to ensure it can't happen again/things you will do differently in future so as not to do it again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Good point.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I tried to start that quiz and my brain melted

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Sweet, yeah', just did that. I'm exasorating when I say I'm gonna be sacked, but I bet I pissed off a lot of people today.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)

This is what I sent
Hi team,

I'm really really sorry about today's fuck up. I'm more than gutted that I made this mistake twice (once locally and once on Live) and it caused us to have 3 or soo hours of down time, especially on a Friday night causing K to have to stay in the office so late, and also for D to have to deal with this while on Holiday (again, on a friday too).

I normally spend about 5 seconds before I click any kind of 'push' / 'pull' buttons, since the last time, and I must have lost concentration this time because I pulled the wrong repo and pushed it all the way to Live. To make sure this doesn't happen again, I'm going to create on my computers sevral copies of HG that only have refference to the right places.

Really sorry for all the hassle it's caused, actually mortifide when I realised what happened. They're no famous acrynims online like 'lol' for 'Sware Out Loud', but that happened quite a few a few times tonight.


Cheers for baring with me tonight and getting the site back up and running the way it should.

- P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Oops
Too excited at the thought of all the cool birthday presents we're going to send you on Monday?

As has been said, you owned up to it immediately, you fixed it, and you said sorry. It inconvenienced people, but they've got the weekend to calm down, and a big treat basket in the office on Monday should help, too. i wouldn't worry too much about it now.

Actually, instead of a treat basket, you could make them some special brownies. then they'd definitely forget all about it.

In other news, I've just been asleep since 4, and I've cricked my neck. I'm going to give up in a minute and go to bed. Man, do I know how to spend a Friday night or what?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I'm so fucking dense, I was walking outside when a bloke and two women who are drinking downstairs, bloke asked me if I like skinny girls, "G'wan, name one skinny girl who's fit?"
So I named a few, and he said "don't you like curvy girls", so I said "I really don't care, as long as they're happy in their own skin. If they're unhappy with their skin, then they need to change something, sometimes it's their weight, sometimes it's their attitude. I'm more concerned that someone's comfortable than the way they look", and the two girls were like "awwwww" and the bloke asked me what he thought about them, so I said "Stunning, seriously...I afraid I gotta run though, if I didn't have a stinking cold i'd join you".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Must be one hell of a cold

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

She's quite pornstar fit too =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Damn, my busy work schedule has kept me way from b3ta too much this week
Still I have a new post for coll3ctive loaded up ready to publish on Sunday
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I haven't posted for ages
I have an idea. It might be a good one, but I have no time to do it at the moment. Or do i...?

also, anyone any idea why photoshop won't open properly and keeps sayinf 'runtime error'?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Meh just post anyway
I put a long rambling essay about dark matter and some stuff about the 50p tax rate. Also try using GIMP
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)

i know about gimp
but when you have a proper CS5, it's a bit galling
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

=DDDD
I think I'll post something this weekend inspired by hyperbowl
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)