Mr b3th and his first missus used to have a siamese cat.
She wanted to call it Valentino, he called it Tosspot, and that poor cat spent its whole life called Tossy.
You could call yours Captain Bumblepaws Mousekiller.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Bumblepaws!
I like that.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Yay! I helped!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)

S'goin on the list.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Your face is going on the list
Alternatively, you could call it Tizer or Tizzy, so that when your missus goes to call it in, she can stand there shouting "here tiz".

/old joke
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)