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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm getting a kitten in 5 weeks.
My 3 year old wants to name if Fluffy.
Never happening.

I need names:

So far I have Deathclaw, Lord Scarypants, Captain Bitesy, Doomcat, Catzilla, Dr Scratchy, Frankenstein and Sully (Monsters Inc.).
Ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:20, 79 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Lord scary pants is great

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Hairball hitler

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Doesn't quite roll off the tongue...
(See what I did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Shedding Stalin

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Whatever you call it
it'll end up being called Fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I know this. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Do it on your own times
like a negotiated surrender. Captain Fluffy perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)
No.
I refuse.
She's only 3! She already picked the ugly fat one, haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
For a dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Like she got a choice on that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Depends what it looks like and what sex it is,
if I got a male plain black short-haired cat I'd call it Gregory.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
No it doesn't... and no it doesn't.
It's white underneath and grey on top with tiny ginger patches.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Hobbes is sounding better
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobbes_(Calvin_and_Hobbes)
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I do quite like Hobbes.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Still need to read Leviathan

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
V cute.
Got 4 cats. Spend so much time worming them, cleaning up puke, emptying litter trays and feeding the bastards I had forgotten they can be cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Of course it does,
you can't just call a cat anything.

Grey and white, hmm.. Jasper! Thomas!

Barnaby. Oscar.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I suggest Jeremy Paxman

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Cat names
Astrophe
Linus
Schrödinger
Kenny
Glen
Fuzzy
Hobbes
Maffers Jnr
Greebo
The cat formally known as fluffy
Gedanken
Andel (pronounced An-yell, its czech for angel)
Deely
Gandalf
Stalin
Othello
Fitz
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Fuzzy is immeasurably more bearable than Fluffy.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Mr b3th and his first missus used to have a siamese cat.
She wanted to call it Valentino, he called it Tosspot, and that poor cat spent its whole life called Tossy.
You could call yours Captain Bumblepaws Mousekiller.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Bumblepaws!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Yay! I helped!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
S'goin on the list.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Your face is going on the list
Alternatively, you could call it Tizer or Tizzy, so that when your missus goes to call it in, she can stand there shouting "here tiz".

/old joke
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Call it Dead.
Because it will be at some point so your child should be prepared in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Meh, such is life.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Perhaps Left 4 Dead
for the gaming fans
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Not a gamer so this means nothing to me I'm afraid.
Anyway. You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Good cheers
I believe it is a game. How are you? Take my suggestion on rearranging drawers. Drives people up the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Good thanks, apart from wife annoying me at a 2/10 level.
Mind you it's early yet so that could go either way...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
It's s survive and shoot zombies game. It's ok

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
"Stopshittingonmychairyoulittlefurrycunt"
Or possibly "Itsfiveamnowwillyoustopjumpingonmyfaceandletmesleep"
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
That's it's nickname.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
I stayed with some friends in Cornwall this summer who had two young kittens
The second name is what I tended to call them.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
That reminds me of a loldogs photo
Two dogs meet, and one says "hi, I'm mummy's special boy aren't you pretty", and the other one goes "pleased to met you. My name's get off the fucking couch."
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Camouflage.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Keyboard

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
another option is to call it Kidney Failure.
as that's what it will cost you a fortune at the vets about, if my cats are anything to go by.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
God, you're a barrel of joy, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I'm just jealous you've got a kitten
I have 4 cats. I am the mad middle aged cat idiot of Queens Park

EDIT: the best suggestion here is Bumblepaws.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Well, Xmas is soon.
Have a massive xmas dinner and get some new ones. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Pussy
Willow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)

WillowGalore
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)
pussy willow means its kind of
OK and like you accidentally named it a rude name
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Qum

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Stormaggeddon.
/Obligatory Doctor Who reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Oooooooooooooooooh.
Tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
That episode never happened. Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Yes it did, I saw it.
Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I liked it

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
You don't count. You're silly.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)
i'm bored, b3th
make me less bored
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)

video.stumbleupon.com/#p=fc8576g36a
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
those games always make me dizzy
and by that I mean real life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Play with your babies. Clean the house. Do a design board for the new house.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
already pestered the monster pigs
I suppose I should tidy the house, but that's no fun and I'm still a bit scared of the new house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Start picking colours

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)
orange

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Go with puce

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I enjoyed it for what it was.
It had some amusing bits in it. The Cybermen need to get a decent storyline and soon, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Which one is that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)
That travesty with james corden

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I loathe James Cordon
he should be fed to the wild pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
OH bless ! Tegs will be made up at that. Adorable.
How about 'Woof', and if you get a dog in the future, call it 'Meow'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
High Lord Fucknut.
the third.
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LOLWAKI

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I like the "the third" idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Big Jim McMeow, the third.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Sir bumble paws the third then

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I like how this cat has somehow become landed gentry.
Lord Fluffington of Mafferston, the third.
MBE (meowmber of the British Empire) hahaha of ffs
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
As a child I had a cat called
*that noise you make when you're trying to attract a cat by imitating a mouse*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
BORED!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

www.oglaf.com/cumsprite/
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
seen it
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

iminyourface.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

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