Evening Jeff
I am preparing food and trying to create Jimmy Saville jokes. The food is going well. The jokes are not.

In other news I carved this today for my daughter this morning. I don't care she's only two months old. I wanted to.


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:28, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That is well arty
Hopefully she won't be traumatised and end up with a crippling fear of cats.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I am not creative in the slightest.
Saw it on Google Images, freehanded it on to a piece of paper, used that as a template and used a scalpel to cut through it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

How long did it take?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Half an hour to carve the insides out
Half an hour to make the stencil
An hour to carve the front & then tidy it all up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

So the short answer is '2hours'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I like to be specific.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)

How did the meeting with the headhunter go?
I hope the Chelsea side will enjoy your support.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Despite knowing nothing about football, I will say that I am meeting the Portsmouth 6.57 "crew" on Monday.
It went fine thanks - just starting to do the rounds. Based on previous jobs it will take a few months - I had 7 interviews over 6 months for my job at Coca-Cola in 2002. Big job though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)

What do you fancy doing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Alt: being paid to drink beer and masturbate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

That might prove a difficult find.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I like a challenge
challenge wank.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

We have 4 cats at home so she will be already traumatised,

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Good work
I'll bet you've been eating curry. How else would your ringpiece look so angry?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

My ringpiece is awesome, as you should know from last night *Foxtrots*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

that's quite good for a cunt.
My batman one is going to be awesome but the standard out here is very high.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

for says
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Oh come off it, you are much more of a cunt than I am. I am like Luke Skywalker compared to you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

like Luke Skywalker a dull fat nonce cunt
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I object to being called dull.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

So stop acting it then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Will you two give it a rest.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

No, he is a fucking douche.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You finally

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Agree on something

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Please don't say that.
I am hoping to bully him in to self-harming.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Yes some manic depressive off of the internet is going to make me do a sadz until I cut myself.
Delusions of grandeur here.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Have you SEEN his tatts?
hahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

You've seen two of 9, both of which are fecking ace.
I am addicted, it's strange as the more you have done, the more space you see to get filled. Planning my back now but not starting til I lose another two stone.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

two stone twelve stone
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Says mr one insult...
oo fat nonce, bravo on that one. You fucked off because you can't handle the place anymore come back and get upset 'cause I gave you stick for it. And whenever I post anything you write fat nonce underneath, unfortunately I am not a faggot and won't run away from the internet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

If you were more interesting I would make the effort to create more varied insults.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Wow passing the blame onto someone else, something new and exciting for you...
so was it Kristine's fault you had a bertdown and fucked off? Stop acting like such a fucking child all the time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Speaking of Kristine, didn't you bail on meeting up with her recently?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

no she bailed on me and Al. I have my thoughts on the matter but it's for her to say
when she is in a better place. Why don't you get your revenge whilst she's vulnerable? you could practice picking on your defenceless little girl. It will be the same.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

It was said you had a Facebook flounce and deleted her.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Lot's of things are said on here aren't they Mark.
Not all of them true.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Like the name Mark.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

That's proper smart that.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Ta.
Don't know why I wanted to do it, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

How are you sir?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

GOOD! With a touch of bad.
Everything around me seems to be doing well. I, however, am unsure.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

What's the touch of bad? jimmy Saville is dead. We're all safe now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I know what it is, I just need to pay attention to it.
Quick, someone make a cock joke.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)