There's a video of me on Friday night says categorically otherwise
If I may offer a compromise; "everyone looks a tool in tails unless performing a strikingly impressive Ballroom dance"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hmmm.
hmmmm. I might also allow "...and when caught by a brief gust of wind which makes it look like they've just released the underpant equivalent of hurricane katrina"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

well, let's see it, then

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Should be on YouTube soon
Links will not be posted on b3ta, but I'll make sure you and certain select others* get it darling.

*Probably just you if I'm honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

*feels special*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

just google
"stupendous quenderism" and that should get you there.

only joking darth. I'd probably be mildly interested to see it. Need to maintain the illusion of benderism to keep Swipey off the scent, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I'll see how unkind I'm feeling once the video goes up
As long as you can promise me you won't spend the whole time ogling the missus

EDIT: Hang about - you're proposing to throw Sipey off the scent by pretending to be a bender? Didn't work for the last chap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)