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Time for a new thread?Yeah, I think so. I'm one week into my new job, and I've never felt so overwhelmed.
Apparently I'm doing well. Who knew?
Oh yes, happy birthday Gonz, and does anyone have a birthday cake, hake or quite possibly a rake for him?
Or just a lunch thread?
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Good thanks, nothing broken, the flat was fairly ok.But my 2 day hangover turned into a cold so now I feel like shit.
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Good manLunch was a Subway club for me, can't be away from my desk for more than 10 mins today, as every fucker in my departments is off this afternoon, so I'm fucking stretched.
I've got my hands on a new recipe for rabbit which is going to be used this week, as it looks fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:07,
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Please do send that on!I have a hankering for rabbit.
OHSHITWASP RUNS
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I've stolen it from Jamie Oliver's new book.The book was £10, and there was only two recipes in there I wanted, so I simply scanned them in (as the book was at work).
Full recipe
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:15,
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That sounds fucking lovelybut I fear cooking rabbit may end in divorce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:17,
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Just take the batteries out first, it'll be fine.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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In all seriousness, I'm making the rabbit that way for 2 reasonsThe main one is that I'll get a shedload of portions for quite cheap, and the other is so that I can see who I can convince to eat it without realising what it is.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:21,
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A month in to mine and I feel similarI have to give a presentation today which I started writing at gone 10pm last night and I have had to surreptitiously finish it this morning in work whilst being entirely distracted by something else. I had a meeting last week in which I was told my supervisor was pleased with my progress.
She may not be after I've given this presentation...
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you probably have before, its probably just affecting you more because of your age and the fact its a new jobI think for lunch i will have something involving peanut butter. for now im just laying in bed exhausted. i really need to brush my teeth :/
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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Melt peanut butter in with noodles and chilli(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:14,
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that sounds incredibly disgustingI may have spaghetti...but that involves trekking out into the snow...bother :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:16,
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It is fucking lovelyInstant satay sauce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:18,
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Ditto and likewise(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:51,
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Nasty stuffCloying consistency, horrid taste and unpleasant smell.
And don't get me started on PBJ's - what the hell are they all about?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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choosy moms choose jiffPeanut butter is fucking lovely. not sure what you lot have over there thats so gross. ive never met anyone that doesnt like peanut butter. are you all just old and angry when it gets stuck in your dentures?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:24,
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*checks*I believe I'm the youngest in this thread, and I can't stand the stuff, sorry K.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:25,
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not sure why youre sorryJust means more peanut butter for me *winning*
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:29,
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For me it's the smell more than anythingthe taste is just about bearable but the reek of it makes me want to heave. Oh and my first - and only - mouthful of a PBJ I actually spat out in disgust. It was horrendous.
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Obvious strikethrough is obvious(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:31,
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A proper lady always swallowsit's just rude not to. It's not like the taste gets any better if you spit it out, anyway.
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*moves berk up the b3tans list*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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are you making them properly?With plain chips smushed in the middle?
(salted crisps for the pedantic dullards)
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:44,
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Whu?Peanut butter, jam and crisps? Witchcraft!!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:50,
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every five year old in the world knows what im talking aboutThats some tasty shit right there
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:03,
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have you seen those sarah mclaughlin tv ads?Where shes singing in the background while theyre showing animals that have been abused?
This post is more sad than that
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:33,
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i dont mind a bit of peanut butter kris(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:32,
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she knows Its because rosalicious is a mega genius rock star
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:35,
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fuk dem pussyols innitpb's is sum tasty shit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:37,
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I've got a phenomenally dull packed lunch, complimented by fruitAs I have nowt to do in town and have neglected to bring a book with me, I might just work through my lunch break and go home half an hour earlier.
This incredibly dull post is sponsored by my pathological fear of some feckless spacktard called Quentin picking up on some chink in my psychological armour and banging on about it from here to eternity.
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The clue is in the name Quentin(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:14,
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Is he an accountant or something?I've never met an interesting accountant. Although one I do know does need help with sums.
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He's a professional cunt as far as I can tellNot even a successful one like that Russell Brand
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It's some kind of metatrollIt's too shit to be Wormulus. I hope. Other than that, I've no idea. My money's currently on Mortal Wombat. The mental spastic.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:33,
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Last week I just thought he was an idiotBanging on about AA's dead Mum took him across the border into cuntsville
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I still suspect it's FreeFair.References to school and 'no bullying' made the connection. I may be wrong though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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*places finger on nose then points at DG*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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Well, he's been on the receiving end of some pretty vicious attacks himself.This could just be a reaction to all that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:43,
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Good pointSeems like a very odd form of rebellion though. Shouldn't he be out raiding Footlocker?
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The deliberate bad spelling and capitalisationmakes me think not. It's someone who thinks they are being cleverer than they actually are.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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Unless he's trying a bit too hard with the spelling bit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:52,
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I've got my signing on interview this afternoon.Thanks for reminding me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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Ah, sorry dude.On the other hand I now have a horrible 90 minute commute every day.
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Nah, it's fine.I've been putting it off for a bit to be honest. Didn't claim anything at all for the first couple of months as I wasn't looking for anything.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:23,
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Cheers.I think the likelihood of me finding something in my previous line of work is minimal to be honest, but I'll keep looking.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:28,
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I was headhunted then turned down for a job as they wanted me to move to BirminghamAlt:
Lunch was meh today. Totally overate at the weekend and so small sarnie and fruit today. GAY!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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I want to say something consoling like "oh, Birmingham's not that bad"but I've been there recently. Sorry Berk.
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I don't live there anymoreand it's not like I'm from there either, so I feel no particular loyalty to it. Insult away.
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It's gashWhere are you based now then? Was it a job-sponsored move?
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All research work is contract workMy contract wasn't renewed due to lack of funds so now I'm at the University of Oxford doing Very Important Scientist Type Stuff.
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Crikey*makes mental note to show Berk more respect in between trying to bed her*
/Gonz
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Not so important that I can't be on here though, apparentlyand Gonz, bless him, I don't think he could be more respectful if he tried.
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He is a lovely chap in all fairnessI'm just trying not to look like a sex offender
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Are you calling Brendan Cole a sex offender?Bruno Tonioli?
Robbie Savage?
Vincent Simone?
I thank you
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YesYes.
Yes.
And yes.
I don't know who any of these people are.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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There's a reason why I didn't suggest the likes of Ian Waite or my mate James JordanLET ME TELL YOU
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Because they're not sex offenders...they're just massive bumlords?
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I keep getting told off for being scruffy and rude and impatient with idiotic users.Every year or so I get a big telling off and I shuffle my feet and bow and scrape and then a month later they tell me I'm brilliant and after that I start slipping back into being rude and scruffy again.
Still five years in and no disciplinary yet, so I'll chalk that up as a win.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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Sounds like you're doing well.Although my colleagues are an *ahem* unique bunch of people.
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I am having some thoroughly cuntish problems today.If my day makes me any more impatient I am going to spit the dummy in a big way. I'm getting so cross my fingertips are tingling. Anybody else get that or am I going to have to go see a psychiatrist about my emotional suppression?
Answers on a postcard.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:24,
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I know the feeling. This job has made me an expert at anger management.I now manage to be angry all the fucking time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:26,
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I'd put a punch bag up in the garage or somethingbut luckily, I'm pretty good at letting go. By the time I get home, I'll be fine. If I get half an hour of relative peace, I'll be fine.
Unfortunately, this very rarely happens and I have spent most of today wound far more tightly than is strictly good for me.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:29,
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If I wasn't in rented property, I'd hook one upI'm fine by the time I get home, it's just the entire time I'm here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:32,
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Sounds like you are due a major BertdownWell it's that or AIDS, sorry to be the bearer...etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:28,
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Scruffiness is not difficult to overcomeAlthough I don't know what you do, I'm a big advocate of the idea that if your job isn't customer-facing a dress code serves no real purpose.
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I wear trousers, shirt and shoes. That is the dress code.The dress code makes no mention of tucking shirts in or ironing anything.
The letter of the law, Foxtrot. That's all I'm interested in.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:26,
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So you would like greater clarity from your employer, in shortEither a dress code that stipulates the level of presentability they keep pulling you up for, or for the aforementioned pulling-ups to cease.
As long as defiance-by-pedantry works for you, long may it continue
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If I could do this job in pants and a dressing gownI would.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:30,
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wouldn't we all.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:31,
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I have done this many a time.Being able to work from home certainly had its perks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:32,
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eryou work in uxbridge. that's like black tie over there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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people who live in uxbridgeare hardly a race.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:45,
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this is all totally fineas long as being comfortable with how you dress is the most important thing to you. As in, don't then complain about not getting promotions and pay rises etc.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:31,
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Cor blimey luv a duck.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:37,
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Cool, then great.I'm totally not having a go. I just know a couple of people who, having been repeatedly told to smarten up, then moan about being passed over all the time, and don't see the fucking connection.
Wasn't saying that was you at all, just registering the point.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:34,
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Dress for the job you want, not the job you haveI firmly believe it shouldn't matter how well-dressed you are if you're good at your job, but some bosses are pedantic. Or cunts.
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We had a dress code in the Jobcentre.Dress trousers, shirt and tie, minimum. Good idea, because the one item of clothing you really want to be wearing is something that the clients could attempt to throttle you with when you informed them they weren't getting any benefits.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:48,
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Thankfully, my job really only depends on my ability to fix things. The excuse that we often have to spend time lugging equipment around, or crawling underneath desks, means people aren't often too fussed about our state of dress.
Besides, I'm one of those people that can, and has, made a dinner suit look untidy.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:37,
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This^A tux makes me look like an uncomfortable 1980's bouncer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:41,
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I just wear a kilt and a dark Argyle jacket to black tie stuff.bouncer/waiter problem removed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:43,
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ersince when did a kilt solve the problem of things bouncing around?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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Kilts are GAYEveryone looks a cunt in one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:49,
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I have to disagree.And a disproportionally high percentage of ladies get all flustered over them, so you're missing out there.
If you don't want a kicking though, it helps to have enough Scottish heritage to justify it. Even if it is all 18th century made-up arse.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:51,
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I was going to saysurely being an Englishmen living in Scotland, wouldn't wearing a kilt make you something of a target for belligerent, inferiority-complex fuelled ire?
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My mother's family is ScottishAnd I'm "entitled"* to wear MacDonald so, no, not really. I mean, I'd not try it in the wrong part of West Lothian, but mostly it's OK.
*in so far, as I said, as anyone is or isn't entitled to wear some colour of cloth based upon a made-up thing 250 years ago.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:56,
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It does seem an awfully odd thing to get annoyed aboutThat said, I was at a wedding last year where the one chap who'd turned up in a kilt was enduring endless brickbats for doing so. Attempting to explain himself in the most cut-glass English accent in Norfolk was doing him no favours.
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"because it legally gives me the right to carry a fairly tasty fucking knife, old boy"usually works for me.
Although there's no edge on the blade of my sgian, but they don't know that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:04,
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"and what do you call this one?""oh, this is the switchblade Tango"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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This, a bitalthough it's boys in waistcoats and/or suits that do it more for me. You have to have the right kind of legs for a kilt otherwise it looks lame.
That said, you have to have the right kind of physique for a waistcoat, I suppose, otherwise you look like a bank manager...
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Wasitcoats? Tailsuits?There's a Ballroom competition in Birmingham on the 13th that you should check out
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Pretty much everyone looks a fucking tool in tails.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:57,
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There's a video of me on Friday night says categorically otherwiseIf I may offer a compromise; "everyone looks a tool in tails unless performing a strikingly impressive Ballroom dance"
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hmmm.hmmmm. I might also allow "...and when caught by a brief gust of wind which makes it look like they've just released the underpant equivalent of hurricane katrina"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:02,
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Should be on YouTube soonLinks will not be posted on b3ta, but I'll make sure you and certain select others* get it darling.
*Probably just you if I'm honest
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just google"stupendous quenderism" and that should get you there.
only joking darth. I'd probably be mildly interested to see it. Need to maintain the illusion of benderism to keep Swipey off the scent, of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:06,
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I'll see how unkind I'm feeling once the video goes upAs long as you can promise me you won't spend the whole time ogling the missus
EDIT: Hang about - you're proposing to throw Sipey off the scent by pretending to be a bender? Didn't work for the last chap
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A good suit can make most people look A LOT better(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:56,
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Well, obviouslyyou can't polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:00,
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it doesn't.it does, however, prevent you looking like a bouncer, but of course you knew that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:49,
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ME?i am batting my eyelashes in total outrage at whatever you are implying.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:00,
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This^Until we start doing video conferencing, rather than normal phone calls. I'm always suited and booted when visiting customers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:27,
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I'm smart as they come Monday to Thursday as we have a similar dress to code to that described by Kroney aboveand I figure if I have to dress nice, I might as well do it right.
But then Friday we can wear whatever we like, making a mockery of the other four days.
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Don't get it myselfSurely a rare "we've got customers coming in, dress nice everyone" day makes more sense? Why do we need to dress up four days out five?
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I'm guessing that on the dress-down dayYou come in looking EVEN MORE FABULOUS than the other four days?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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I am the best-dressed man on my whole floorMake of that what you will
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you work in an all-female office?or convent?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:48,
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Is it really that difficult to believe that I might have an interest in fashion?Me? Really?
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what happens if customers come in on a friday?these questions must be answered...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:49,
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I just sneezed so hard and so unexpectedly that snot flew out of my mouth(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I meant specifically the bit where Toad spits that goo into Jean Grey's face towards the endOBVIOUSLY
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Stops the customers, I suppose(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:53,
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arseless chaps and a gip mask, then?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:36,
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Gip is a difficult commodity to come by unless you have an elderly relative whose joints give them a lot of it
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I appear to have a broken "m" key.Honest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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Technically I'm 6 days into my new jobhowever, it's exactly the same as my old job, obviously, but with more money and kudos. So I can't really claim to notice a difference.
I had a giant chocolate catapilla cake for him but then I had sex with some women in fishnets in it and it got a bit squashed. Sorry Gonz.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:26,
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i hadn't eaten since sat lunchtimebeing at a party on sat night and then seeing the exy esterday, which involved a huge amount of vodka and zero food.
so i have now been to the italian deli and somehow managed arancini AND the pasta dish of the day. i look and feel like an arancini ball myself now :(((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:28,
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You are going to seriously fuck yourself up not eating(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:34,
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i've made it up for it nowi feel exactly like a big ugly snake that has just consumed its meal for the month!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:38,
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This is what I looked like when I was the correct weight for my heightI have always been considered underweight (tall and skinny). A couple of years back I put on a bit of weight for the first time ever, which brought me up to "the right weight". Except, the only change was a bigger belly. Giving me the look of a snake who has swallowed an egg. Obviously, that had to go...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:52,
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hmmwas that around the time you joined b3ta and thus instantly became a LOLfatty?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:00,
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*Does sums in head*Hmm possibly around then, but I'd been a qotw reader/lurker for much longer. B3ta really does make you fat then? Just say no, kids.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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If you spend all sunday hitting the vodka after getting drunk on Saturday nightI think not eating is the least of your problems.
Jesus titty Christ, when did I turn into my mum?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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your mum?your grandfather, more like.
not mine though. he was a raging alcoholic too!
but for the record, we spent a chunk of the day in A&E (long story), so i only really started on the voddies at about 4.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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no, my mum never "got" alcoholprobably because she had a piss-poor tolerance for it.
My grandparents couldn't have given less of a shit about boozing I suspect, although only one of them lived long enough to see me drunk.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:41,
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you're being a pissy old windbag about itbut not particularly gay, for once.
you'll need to sort that out before the transformation into your mother is complete.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:43,
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Top conversation paradigm shifting, there. And without a clutch, too.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:45,
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i was quite proud of that one.i have several clutches you can borrow, if you want? my favourite is the lulu guinness one with the "my heart belongs to" and then a list of crossed-out guys' names, but they're all different colours, so we can find the one that goes best with your lovely pink socks!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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Oooh. that'd be lovely.The only one I currently have is made of baby seal, so it's probably not so socially acceptable these days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:53,
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i actually like the sound of thatapart from the fact that clutch bags are an arseache to carry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:54,
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silly bethyou don't carry them like THAT!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:17,
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The DEMON IN THE SACK banged you so hard he split his banjo string?(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)
don't go thereit's hard enough to concentrate today as it is!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:53,
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It's not really gossipunless the outcome was anything other than what might be predicted, surely?
Although I'm intrigued by the hospital part...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:58,
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it's much less interesting than it soundsa&e is fucking dull, man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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I've spent a fair amount of time thereso, yeah.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:00,
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I perhaps stupidly expected her to maintain her self-disciplinebut I suspect that that may not have occurred.
AND he's burst his banjo string.
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er, self-discipline?are you talking about the same rswipe?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:05,
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Well the way you were talking about the meet on Friday suggested that you realised the danger of it and wouldn't be so daft as to jump his bones.
I appear to have been some way off the mark then?
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no, you were bang on the moneyno bones were jumped by me.
he made all the moves, thank you.
i was just drunk and idiotic enough to acquiesce!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:13,
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it made it pretty fucking goodin all fairness.
but still. yeah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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He was probably beaten upby some prostitute who remembered that time he did a runner without paying.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:01,
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I've been working here forever, it seems...Sometimes I'm good, sometimes I'm pretty lousy. Most of the time I am wasting on here. I have often felt underwhelmed.
You really aren't interested in what I had for lunch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:35,
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14 years and counting for me hereARGH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:42,
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I am 40% of the way to a 2nd penThat's how I roll, nigga
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:50,
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hi guys, I just wanna say soz for the way I been actingbeen really childish and immature and said some bad things
soz
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I had a "hilarious" Halloween themed lunch.Pumpkin lasagne with creepy goat cheese eyes, gruesome green beans, and something or other red cabbage.
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I like thisand am not ashamed to type it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:51,
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I had a nommy lasagne on Saturday nightThere must have been a stone of cheese on the top too - NOMNOMNOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:34,
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we've just been to lidl to stock up on poisonous sweeties for tonight's underage beggars.while i was there, i took the opportunity of sneaking in a big bag of iced gems.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:51,
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*heads to b3th's house*I fucking love them!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:52,
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Lunchwas stir fry with some meatballs and spicy sauce. Delicious
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:01,
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Odd combo but meatballs and spicy sauce = win(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:02,
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It was really nicedumped some soup in mixed it up and froze half of it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:14,
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Just had an hopur's massage, may have fallen asleep towards the end...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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The secret cool one you're not allowed on because you're 40% of the way to a second pension(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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Benefits scrounger.People like you are the pinnacle of the downfall of society.
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Me too sirTrying to be clever for this Christmas by buying some stuff each month instead of bankrupting myself in December. Speaking of which, where IS Monty?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:33,
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Wrestling with the bailiffs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:39,
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Totally found a new lunch place, some kind of middle easten, £3.90 for a fucking amazing humous/tabooly/falafal wrap, s0o0o0o0o0o0oh good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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Ah, I thought you were ignoring us today.Happy birthday and taht.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:27,
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Thank you =DDDDNah', just got quite a bit of work on =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:39,
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Well, don't forget us.We made you, Gonz. You owe us.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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I was going to do some shopping today, but I've had a major hypo attack instead.So here I am, shivering, shaking and desperately trying to get my sugars up.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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I'd try sugarThat normally helps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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I have a jam doughnut and a coke.Shaking subsiding. More fascinating updates as they happen.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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Knee trembler?I can barely support my own weight at the moment, much less somebody else's. Or am I reading this wrong?
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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I just ran out of inspirationor got sidetracked. I'm not sure which.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:41,
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