At least Rory's finger makes a pleasant change from frozen poo though, eh?

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It makes a change.
"Pleasant" is a bridge too far.

With all these digits, I'm going to look like a discarded mitten, you know, down there.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Hahahaha, oh grim.
I'm not sure whether to be more amused or disgusted by this image.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I once managed to get nearly four fingers up a front bottom

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I like how nobody cares that I set fire to myself.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

*pats consolingly*
no, wait...I meant condescendingly.

How did you set yourself alight, you massive special?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

SPESHUL!!!!!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Oh you know, ninjas, car chases, gun fights.
It was all very suave and James Bond-y.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Ninjas have nunchucks, not flamethrowers
and contrary to Hollywood depiction, being shot at or in a car crash very rarely results in explosions or flames.

It was a clumsy kitchen based mishap, wasn't it?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I actually had to explain once, slowly and carefully, to a grown man that bullets can't blow up cars.
I very definitely didn't lean over a hob at a weird angle whilst lighting it. Nope. I'm way too smooth for that.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Christ, she must have been like a windsock down there....

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

He could have filled her up with hot soapy water
and got on with cleaning the kitchen floor.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

4+ is known as "KitKat", as in you only get four fingers inside a KitKat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)