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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening!!!
I bought loads of sweets and so far only two trick or treaters have turned up.


Woo I'm a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:36, 345 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I bought a bag of miniature twirls
we haven't had any trick or treaters and I'm going to sit on the sofa with a blanket and eat the whole bloody lot.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I'll just give em all to my nephew tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
My nephew lives about 180 miles away
and the mood I'm in, the chocolate is more needed by me than it is him. Or trick or treaters, for that matter.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Oh dear!
Man trouble or work trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Oh just stuff
long story. How was the bash this weekend, anyway?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)
It was awash with crudely inflated cocks and vulvas.
And Burt.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Balloons and silly masks are the way forward for future bashes I think.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Enzyme wearing the Betty Turpin mask was quite unnerving.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Flapping fannies and cheeky chimps and the like?

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Pretty much, yeah.
There are photos all over Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Evening Blousie.
I got a tin of Cadbury's Heroes just in case, and nobody has turned up. Then again I can't remember when anyone actually did.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Better to be prepared just in case.
You don't want pissed off ten year olds beating down your door.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
True dat.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Top floor flat.
Fuck em all!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)
paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)
gOSSIP pLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Erm........................someone may have been very drunk.
It wasn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Nor me.
Sober as a judge. Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Spill it or I'll unleash my hilarious strikethrough
b4sh biffing of monsters, that sortof stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I had a crafty reefer outside the pub.
That's about as naughty as it got.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
You were gone rather a long time though.
I thought you'd buggered off at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
We went for chips from the takeaway across the road innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I noes.
My burger was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
you're holding back biggers, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

a b f
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Stating the obvious is not witty Rory.
I'm disappointed as I know you can do better.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
lolololOLOLololOLOLollolOLOLolOLololOLOLbZZZZzzZzLOLolOLbZZZZzzzzbzzzzZZZzZlOLOLOLOLOLolOLOLOLlololOLololOLOLolLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
May I refer the honourable lady to my picture of my spooky front door, in the last thread.
We had about a dozen, all told. Mostly little ones, which was nice. I think they appreciated the efforts. They certainly appreciated the bags of sweeties I made up. More than one little witch made appropriate 'oooo' noises and their eyes lit up when they saw how much loot they were getting.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Bless
we still haven't had any. Just as well really, as I'm surrounded by discarded twirl wrappers.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
We've got three bags left.
mr b3th is getting stuck right in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

*insert smutty comment*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I should be so lucky...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Oh dear, age related erectile dysfunction?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Shit, soz I didn't realise he posts on b3ta as 'ragged'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Go and prize the chocolate from his grubby hands and jump on him, if that's the case
you don't have to wait for twice-weekly visits to get yours.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Had a few trick and treaters
this leaves you with plenty of sweets. Be happy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Ay opp all.
I has returned from a gruelling weekend in the frozen north, what madcap scrapes did I miss?

1st floor flat = no trick or treaters = sweets for me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Gruelling lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)
It was, I'm like a wrung out rag I tell ya!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)
You mean a dried out husk.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
That may be the first Nemi to make me laugh
is it a photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Must be
it makes more sense than the comic strip...
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Just googled it.
It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Nemi is very, very, very occasionally amusing
but mostly it's just shite, yes.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
It looks a bit better when it's printed next to This Life.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)
This^
possible the only reason they print This Life is to make Nemi look good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Aye.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Oh, this is good.
linky please.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
There's 36 pages of it, knock yourself out.
davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/nemi001.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Thank you.
I don't believe any of the stuff they say about you, you're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
The only bit that was gruelling was deciding what to wear to the bash.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
well, it's not easy being pretty.
shame on one else made an effort, your self and tu excepted, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I was a big sexy rock chick.
Like Chrissie Hynde after she's eaten a few pies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I had the whole 9th Doctor thing going on.
Fortunately it's the type of 'costume' that can make you avoid looking like a total pranny if nobody else turns up in fancy dress.

I did get my sonic screwdriver out a couple of times, just for effect, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

sonic screwdriver penis
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Good point, I had forgotten your uncanny resemblance to chris ecclessone
I think it's the ears..
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Same here.
1st and 2nd floor flat in town centre = absolutely no trick-or-treaters.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Lucky us Woody, lucky us.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Evening, old chap.
I trust your journey home was bereft of unpleasant incident? Apart from having to pass through Peterborough, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
All was good
actually got home 15 minutes ahead of schedule, surprisingly.

Now relaxing and watching a star trek movies, what larks.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Is it First Contact?
That's my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
The undiscovered country
much quoting of shakspere and silliness. it's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
and floating magenta blood

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
and klingon's with eyepatches
and her out of sex in the city, back when she was hot, being a vulcan/romulan.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
That was Kirstie Alley, wasn't it?
Doris out of Sex and the City is much less of a heifer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
no, the one who plays samantha
she was sin big trouble in Little China too. Forget her name.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
So it was.
Kirstie Alley was in II, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
And I

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!
Yes, it was II. I didn't even have to check.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
There's a guy at work called Kahn.
If he does something wrong, there's a half-hearted, predictable result.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Kim Catrall

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Dat's der bunny.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Christopher Lloyd was one of the Klingons

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
And yet, in TNG, whenever Worf was injured, he didn't have magenta blood.
I suspect some kind of Klingon wandering mutation.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
OOH
Like the brow ridges. I expect the pink blood was Scott Bakula's fault. It usually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Also Worf defends Kirk at his trial
which is odd, unless klingons are very long-lived.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
I think they explained that as the character being Worf's grandfather.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
That would explain how he was General Worf I guess.
uncanny resemblance. You have a disquietingly thorough knowledge of trek.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I'm a sad internet trekki shut in

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Oh dear, and you seemed so normal...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
When did I ever seem normal?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Ahh, I was only joking.
you've always been obviously wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
All the best people are.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Well indeed
*panders shamelessly*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
No trick or treaters here, thus far.
Which is good since I forgot to get anything in just like every year. This is turn has led to a habit of leaving all the front lights off and hiding in the sitting room with the door closed so it looks like I'm out.

A bad memory is a terrible affliction.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)
So is being tight fisted.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I have many, many faults. A lot of them involve money.
Spending it has never been my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Oh, what the hell
tight
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I wouldn't say that's an affliction as such
unless you've got one wedged up there that you can't get out...
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
I supose it depends if you're the fister or the fistee.
were I being fisted I'd feel fucking afflicted.

What Ho, Berk, how's life erm.. kittums and sweeties?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I'd imagine it's quite hard to get a fist up an unwilling anus
so you probably wouldn't feel afflicted if you'd consented to it.

Meh. You? Have fun in the frozen north?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I find it hard to imagine my self consenting to that, but the night is young.
The north was fun, linky people were nice.

Sorry to hear about the meh.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I live on the top floor of a small block of flats.
Put all your sweets in number ten's letterbox or water-bombs are at the ready.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
*stuffs Noel's box with sweety goodness*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Best euphemism ever.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I still hasn't found any green creme eggs.
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I've seen them
but I haven't felt driven to try one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Not even in the bubbling metropolis that is London?
What has everything and is always better than everywhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
It doesn't have you or me, Blouse
It can't be that good.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Innit!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
The streets are paved with gold

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Only been to the convenience shop over the road
not done a proper search yet.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)
WOOHOO

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I have mentioned this before.
every year I connect the pressure washer to the bathroom taps to blast the begging little shits with 90psi of cold water.

Every year my wife makes me disconnect it.

We have not had any visitors from parently-approved scroungers this evening so far. Thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I kind of like the idea of it, but I've tried to encourage kiddo to dress up and watch scary movies instead of going out begging around the neighbourhood.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)
That's a good approach IMHO
What also apparently works with young kids is when the mothers arrange for them to take their kids to visit their kids friends in turn. A more localised type of begging.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I honestly don't mind.
I used to enjoy it, so I don't mind the kids around here getting a turn.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I don't like it. I view it as an Americanisation and it builds a sense of expectation and entitlement in children.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
You never did trick or treat when you were little?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
more surprised that you did.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Didn't everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
in this country? Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I may have just set myself on fire a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)
You're an object to lust now Kroney, no wonder you're on fire

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Sorry Rory, and I'm pretty sure I've had to tell you this before,
but could you please stop trying to slip me a digit?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I DEFFO WUD !!!111!!
There's several fat scary looking birds from the internet ahead of me though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
You fucking love it, we all know it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)

know want to participate

apart from me obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I hate this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)
At least Rory's finger makes a pleasant change from frozen poo though, eh?

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
It makes a change.
"Pleasant" is a bridge too far.

With all these digits, I'm going to look like a discarded mitten, you know, down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Hahahaha, oh grim.
I'm not sure whether to be more amused or disgusted by this image.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I once managed to get nearly four fingers up a front bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I like how nobody cares that I set fire to myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
*pats consolingly*
no, wait...I meant condescendingly.

How did you set yourself alight, you massive special?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
SPESHUL!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Oh you know, ninjas, car chases, gun fights.
It was all very suave and James Bond-y.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Ninjas have nunchucks, not flamethrowers
and contrary to Hollywood depiction, being shot at or in a car crash very rarely results in explosions or flames.

It was a clumsy kitchen based mishap, wasn't it?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I actually had to explain once, slowly and carefully, to a grown man that bullets can't blow up cars.
I very definitely didn't lean over a hob at a weird angle whilst lighting it. Nope. I'm way too smooth for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Christ, she must have been like a windsock down there....

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
He could have filled her up with hot soapy water
and got on with cleaning the kitchen floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
4+ is known as "KitKat", as in you only get four fingers inside a KitKat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

hate love
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
*giggles childishly at strike-throughs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Glad someone appreciates my subtle sense of humour.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
IT'S YOUUUUUUUU!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
NNNNOOOOEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!
*chest bumps*
Alright love?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Hey booby.
Yeah, up and down. This past week's been a bit of a blur and I'm sleeping fucking loads, but I think I'm getting there. Good bash?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I firmly believe that sleep is the best medicine.
Bash was excellent, thanks :) You must attend the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Yes, he must.

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Awww.
Well I don't know when the next one is but I'll do my best. Money's been a bit shit recently else I'd have considered hitching up to Manchester, but I'm not into sleeping on floors any more. I need my beauty sleep!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Loads of time innit.
It hasn't been born yet ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Let me know when the spunk is in place.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Y T O
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
*slow claps*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I was going for accuracy, y'know.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Gets it after a couple of minutes
complete with tongue stuck out in concentration ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
The best ones take time.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Greetings from Pniewy.
Just spent two perfectly spooky hours driving through the pitch-dark, foggy, wooded Polish countryside looking for this hotel. What capped it off were the cemeteries all eerily lit with votive candles as we crept through the murky gloom. It was proper scary!!!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Ahm a pumpkin heed!
Gonnae make some soup!!!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Hey there blaireau!
I iz a pumpkin too - totally related to my lolbowels \o/ How are you doing dear chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Chilling out in rural Poland overnight before heading to the rellies for a week of hell.
Quite apt really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
alright Blaireau?
Why do my radiators whistle when the heating's on?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Trying to appear innocent, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I'

(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I'm using that one, and no mistake.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I just found out that I am cisgendered.
Do I need to 'come out' as cisgendered, or can I just be a bloke?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
It might help if you explained to the uneducated (myself included) what being cisgendered means.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I am a man trapped inside a man's body.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
So gender-normative then. Pleased to hear it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
That's just doglocked.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Poor you : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
*smooshes*
Alright honey?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Yup : ))
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Yes, tickety boo, thanks :)
Had a splendid spot of riding-the-cotton-pony road rage on the way home from work; most satisfying it was \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Where's my saganaki recipe missus?

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I read that as 'nagasaki' - sorry berk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
That's what me mam calls it :)
Alright Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I'm good cheers.
You know, at some point, I'd like to get drunk with your husband. He strikes me as a top bloke.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Yeah...
I get drunk with him regularly ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
hehehehehe
When I posted that, I thought.... 'I wonder if...'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I'd quite like to get drunk with you too, Jeff.
You never know, when your team gets promoted to the Premier League, it could be a twice a year thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Shit...
That's why I was hiding from you! :D
I PROMISE, the next fresh prawns I see, I'll cook it and write the recipe down. HONESTLY. If I write it off the top of my head, I'm bound to miss something out... In fact, I'll TOTALLY go to Morrisons fish counter straight after work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Haha, no pressure, no rush :)
I'll bother it out of you one day!
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Bless you :)
Even better, you must come to a mini bash at ours some time and I'll make it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Sold!
I'll bring some cake.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I like this :)
I might sort something for the back end of February.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
If it could be the weekend that's payday
then I am well up for that :)
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Which weekend is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Payday is second to last working day of the month
so that would make the ideal weekend the first one in March, actually....
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I'm sure something can be arranged.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
You need to proclaim it loudly and repeatedly
own your shame.

you're probably heteronormative too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Does that mean straight and straight acting?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Assuming straight, cisgendered etc. is normal.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
DON'T SAY THAT!
It implies that being bent is unnatural.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Hence why being heteronormative is naughty, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
So, being bent is unnatural and against God's law then?
I KNEW IT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
No you twat
I was defining what the word means, not expressing an opinion. I lurves benders, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)
So, you are saying that 'queer' means 'not normal'?
YOU FASCIST.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
yes dear, whatever you say.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I got another contract journey today which is a result.
Once a week, an extra £15 in the back pocket. Not upgrading to Tesco Finest just yet, but getting there.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Good work!
That's another sixty sheets a month. Which can't be sniffed at.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Considering what I'm already earning, it's a fucking bonus.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
The cool kids are bats
the losers are pumpkins
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
All the really cool kids ditched their old, donated accounts and got fresh ones.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
and spent a while as a sock puppet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Was he Quentin?
Or personality whores?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
No I think it was a little while back
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1387467?highlight=answers-post-1387606
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I can't tell who that was, coz it says noel now and I has shit memory.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I can't remember either, though

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
What use are you? Honestly...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
no use at all :(
except to hungry guinea pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Silly cavy...
piggies are vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Very true my flappy coleague.
pumpkins are for benders.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
do you think it's random?
Or is it divided in some special way?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
It must be related to the series of icon you have

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
It's dependant on how much Rob loves us.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
You can change it on your profile.
I had a pumpkin when I logged in earlier, and I thought "Fuck that, I want a bat".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Evening benders.
I'm back. And I'm DRUNK!

PD - Did we get the job?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
*Monday evening drinking fives*

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
*Snuggles*
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!

(How is life treating you?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Meh, you?
is there any particular reason you are drunk on a Monday evening?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Work 'issues'
(Life was so much easier working from home)

I'm updating my C.V and looking to move on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Do mine while you're there, will you?






Only kidding. There's honestly no hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I promise I will.
Trust me. I said I would, and I will.

I need to be sober though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Yeah, I'm just teasing

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Sorry though.
This has been dragging on for a while. I will do it.

However, saying that, if the experience of PD in the Interview situation is anything to go buy, you might be better off doing your own C.V
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Wow, this really is a pity party, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
No. I'm just surprised that PD didn't get a role he was going for.
I still ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Top work. Me too.
*drunken fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
*Snuggles*
Baaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd!

*Falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
You can't ask him to do two at once
he'll miss and fall over.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
berk - I'm more than capable of hugging two people at once.
Thanks to me long arms! (And the fact you are very small).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Fives, he said, not hugs
how drunk are you?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I'm not overly spannered if I'm being honest, but I've had half a dozen.
Artistic licence innit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I am here.
*awaits hugs*

I am also slightly stoned. I think I found a piece of brownie with hash in it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Yay!
Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
It's a gentle buzz but nice.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
S'cool
*starts rolling*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXEbqS7cpE
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
for some reason I was expecting:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_KtQ1BqfHM

silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
*Hugs and Waves*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
*snuggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Put me to bed Blousie.
*snoozy boy*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Clean your teeth and I'll turn the covers down.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Can I have a glass of water as well please?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
No, you'll only have to get up in the middle of the night for a pee.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Well put on the plastic sheet first.
you don't normally complain.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Heyyyyyy...... Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Did you win the quiz last night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Joint first
which sounds good until you realise there were only three teams.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Get a grip b3th
Go to a busier pub and CHALLENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I must admit to being slightly tipsy too.
Monday evenings are kind of my own time in the flat, so I make the most of them: eating crap, drinking rubbish, watching movies and monging out in my pants.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Woo-Hoo! The Monday night club is FORMED and IN SESSION!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Are you in your pants too?
I'm kind of feeling like you're in your pants. It feels good.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I've got a pair of jeans on.
But under those jeans ARE PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Oh wow! Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Oh b3th, we are like under-garment-buddies.
*checks bra-straps aren't showing*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
me frive
except there' not jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Me six
although I'm in a heap of blankets as well.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I turned the heating off and I've got a nice silky blanket over me.
Sometimes I worry I'm a girl.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Silky? Nah.
Fluffy is where it's at.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
If you were a girl, you'd be just my type.
/ac, scarily enough
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I have no answer to this post.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Don't worry.
I wasn't sure what to say exactly I started with "If you were a girl..." and it auto completed to that so I left it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
You're scratching yourself right now, aren't you?

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Do I make you horny baby, yeah?!
*scractches distractedly*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I'm not yet drunk, but I'm determined.
Today's been fucking miserable for all manner of reasons, but work has sure as fuck not helped.

As it turns out, I work with a massive bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
You must work with the same group of people I work with.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Monday night pity party

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
People are twats.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
^this is also true

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
More than you realise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Humans are fucking stupid creatures.
We think we're the top of everything but we have so much to learn.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Actually, some of us ARE the top of everything, it's looking down on all the other species, humans included, that makes life worthwhile.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation.
And the only explanation I can find.
Is the love that I've found ever since you been around.
Your love's put me at the top of the world.


(didn't need to google lyrics)
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
that used to be what they played
on the way into assembly at infants school. I think I must have gone to hippy school
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
it would explain so much

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
true
but life can be improved when a student greets you firs thing in the morning with "I've got dead animals in my bag and I'm not proud"

He clearly was
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I saw that over there.
You must've been so proud.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I can't tell you the number of times I've wanted to stop and get a good look at a dead fox or badger on the side of the road.
There was a badger that'd been knocked over on one of my walks recently, but he was a few days dead and really stiff. I want my corpses to have fluid movement, damn it.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I got arrested for trying to move a dead fox onto a fox's glacier mint
may contain traces of lies
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
some pretty good pictures, actually
of a runover squirrel with police cars and police tape round it. I like training up students to be slightly mad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Haha result.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Well done, keep it up.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
my colleague has a scary witch mask
she scares kids in the darkroom with. Got a couple today, including one who wasn't even in the darkroom AND were second years so they shoudl expect it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Yes, they shoudl.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
like you never make typing errors!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Never, ever, ever.
*mounts high horse*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
i think that's illegal

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
nah, you just need a stepladder
they wouldn't sell 'em if it was.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
and I suppose most of them
are big enough not to notice your winkie
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
*sadface, with extra pouty lip*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
so you are pouting
because I said you couldn't pleasure a horse sexually, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
yep.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
OK
glad we're clear about htat
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
No man wishes to be called small.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
even by a cavernously
twatted beast?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Nope, all men secretly wish for a 6 foot cock.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Um, no they don't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
you must be
horse gay
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
OK, cavernous arse hole, in your case.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I'm going to bed.
I need to pee and can't be arsed to come back down again.

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
just pee where you are
night!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I'm pretty sure she's not old enough to get away with that.

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
The sign in my window says "NO TRICK OR TREATERS"

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
has it worked
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Mercifully it has thus far.
MIGHT have something to do with the "Jehovas witnesses live here" scrawled under.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Asylums with doors open wide,
Where people had paid to see inside,
For entertainment they watch his body twist,
Behind his eyes he says, 'I still exist.'

This is the way, step inside.
This is the way, step inside...

In arenas he kills for a prize,
Wins a minute to add to his life.
But the sickness is drowned by cries for more,
Pray to God, make it quick, watch him fall.

This is the way, step inside.
This is the way, step inside...

This is the way, step inside.
This is the way, step inside...

You'll see the horrors of a faraway place,
Meet the architects of law face to face.
See mass murder on a scale you've never seen,
And all the ones who try hard to succeed.

This is the way, step inside.
This is the way, step inside...

And I picked on the whims of a thousand or more,
Still pursuing the path that's been buried for years,
All the dead wood from jungles and cities on fire,
Can't replace or relate, can't release or repair,
Take my hand and I'll show you what was and will be
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Looks like Whitesnake

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
It's Angels and Airwaves
IF YOU REALLY MUST KNOW!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Are they like Whitesnake?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
BETTER!
I HEART AvA!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
unpossible!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
radio 6 is playing
cemetary polka! I love radio 6
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
and RELEASE THE BATS

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
*Flutters*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
DP's got that crazy shit!
So keep it funked up!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
so what are the chances I'll ever fix my ipod?
it's plugged in and flashes white occasionally, but it doesn't seem to want to understand the touch screen business.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)
If it's an actual ipod, minimal
if you're using iPod as a synonym for MP3 player, die.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
i was bought it
by the stupid ex. years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)
i don't like that I own an apple product
but it suckered me in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
nothing wropng with them if you like them
I don't buy them because they are expensive and seem designed to break easily and are then even more expensive to repair.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
yeah, I'm leaving this one in a bag of rice
to see if that fixes it, otherwise :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
you know cameras had that problem for a while
people called all cameras 'Kodaks'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
And before that, there were vacuum cleaners.
Everybody called them Hoovers, and Hoover itself became a verb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)
before?
I think you'll find Kodak was before that. Kodak started in 1888
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Before all cameras were referred to as Kodaks
Unless I have the time slots wrong.

Hot diggidy, this is a boring sub thread.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
not at all!
Hoover apparently was 1908. Cameras were call Kodaks mostly around the turn of the century, with the introduction of the box brownie.

I don't know what you mean about boring
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Also sellotape

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
also
your ass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
What did I do?
*innocents*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
i don't know
sounded like a good insult, though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I am hurt.
so I suppose it worked.

twice in one thread.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Also Tannoy
which is a trade name. As is heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
As is cheese.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
And cheddar
doesn't refer to the place the cheese is made, but the process by which it's made.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)
which is where you get the verb
"to ched..."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
If you're not going to take it seriously, we might as well stop right here.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)
but, but it's FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Scientific fact

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Crabs = paedophiles.
FACT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Greetings, girl, and welcome to my world of phrase
I'm right up to bat
It's a Daisy Age and you're about to walk top-stage
So wipe your Lottos on the mat
Hip-hop love this is and don't mind when I quiz your
Involvements before the sun
But clear your court 'cause this is a one-man sport
And who's better for this than Plug One
Now you don't have to worry about me squashin' other deals
'Cause they've already been squooshed
Freeze a frame about moods the same which we can continue
Right behind the bush
You'll stay with me
Eye Know this
But not because of all my earthly treasures
Or regardless to the fact that I'm Posdnuos
But because
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Scorpions! awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)
i need to go sleepy byes now
night night you chedding cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Me too
Night otters.

Also, tits.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Night, Welshy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)
There are thousands of them out there tonight.
Unfortunately I have work to do so the little cunts can sod off
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

This is why events unnerve me,
They find it all, a different story,
Notice whom for wheels are turning,
Turn again and turn towards this time,
All she asks the strength to hold me,
Then again the same old story,
Word will travel, oh so quickly,
Travel first and lean towards this time.

Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown,
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Watching her, these things she said,
The times she cried,
Too frail to wake this time.

Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown,
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Avenues all lined with trees,
Picture me and then you start watching,
Watching forever, forever,
Watching love grow, forever,
Letting me know, forever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
and now Manowar, your are spoiling us Doze.
and with that, TITS! and to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

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