What in God's name are you wittering on about, boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Russell Grant is currently appearing on Strictly Come Dancing
He's not very good. He is surprisingly entertaining, however, and has disproved long-standing theories concerning the maximum levels of campness that humanity can withstand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Bet you're glad you asked now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Tumescent with joy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

That fat lump of woofter is only getting voted through because Flavia is smoking hot.
I watched them dance the other day and I can honestly say I never looked at him at all.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

+ until my vinegar strokes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I think you're forgetting SCD's key demographic mate
You and I aside, not many of the viewers are interested in Flavia.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

You must be joking. Loads of guys I know 'tolerate' their partner watching SCD, but draw the line at X Factor.
Coincidence? I think not.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

It must have got pretty risky near the vinegar strokes, though?
Imagine if you accidentally let your eyes slip just off her onto him and BANG! def con flopper.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Dangerwank FTW

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)