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Morning all non retarded sock puppetsWelcome to Tuesday, the weather will be mild with sunny spells and the letter of the day is G.
Just as Monty avoids financial ruin, Greece seems determined to fiscally destroy itself, COINCIDENCE?
Also children born in August are the shittest, FACT. When were you born and why does it make YOU shit?
Alt: breakfast? 4 fucking weetabix
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 8:53,
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I was born in May, it makes me fucking awesome.Alt: Bacon and egg on toast. Had a few too many drinks last night, needed some stodge.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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Bah, nearly stomped you.I was born exactly three weeks before Christmas and it makes me shit because it's always fucking cold and wanky weather on my birthday. I think I might get myself another birthday, like the queen. Sometime during June.
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Yeah I've got Febuary, which makes my Birthday Barbeque a challenging affair(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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Apart from the fact that only AWESOME people are born on that day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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I was born in Glasgow. Aye? FUCKING WHAT?Not eaten yet. I'm hungry.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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Get yourself a deep fried burger and can of Iron Bru(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 8:57,
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RACIST!If us scotch don't intake at least 12 pounds of sugar A DAY we melt.
FACT
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 8:58,
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In that case I'll have 3 sugar lumps in my breafast Buckie, ta(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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Ugh, you like it awfully bitter then.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:04,
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I had 2 cups of tea the other day with no sugar inIt was quite odd, I'm not used to it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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Plebeian(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:15,
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I agree my tea is wrong, but it just tastes so much better!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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^ PoshYou are wrong about the sugar though.
A splash of milk is enough, too much would ruin it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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I have so little milk in mine it's almost black(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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This is the correct methodor lemon, if you are posh like Berk.
Still doesn't need sugar though...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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A friend of mine recently ate a battered burgerI'd forgotten they existed!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:13,
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I really like GlasgowWhich is odd, as I'm not usually fond of cities.
Happy Candle day!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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Cheers!I don't dig this city, it's literally full of shit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:03,
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West end is ok, lots of students though.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:20,
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When I'm in Glasgow, I'm with students, so it doesn't tend to bother me too much.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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I was born in the middle of June.Thus making me full of joy and happiness.
Alt: Muesli ftw.
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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Cinnamon danish & a bottle of Lucozade.I hit the budvar, white wine & red wine quite hard last night.
Born in June. Not shit at all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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Two quite different lagers there. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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MeWell, that's not a guess - I already knew that, having celebrated it most Augusts since then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:04,
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I was born in February.It makes me shit because it is invariably boiling hot and thus makes me grouchy and overtired.
Breakfast is toast with Nutella and orange juice.
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I'm in Feb here and it's cold and wet and foggy and miserablelets house swap every birthday!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:07,
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We August babies are supposed to be disadvantagedOn account of being up to a year younger than the rest of the class.
Nowadays middle class people fuck for a September baby.
So, the reason I am shit is because I was born at the end of August. If my mother had held on a fortnight I'd have been the oldest kid in the year below and I would have been far more successful in life. Probably.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:07,
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We've all had her... except The Luggage, always the wanker never the bride
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:11,
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Julybut after school had finished for the summer so I never got any presents. Lame :(
Still, at least nowadays I can usually spend it in the beer garden.
I had a yoghurt and one of the few remaining leftover trick-or-treat twirls.
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I didn't get a single trick or treater, which was great as I hate the little fuckers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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I was out the entire night, so managed to avoid them!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:15,
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DittoSushi; it tastes great and provides excellent trick-or-treat avoidance skills
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Everytime I see that word, I just want some beef tataki :-((
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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there was this guy around my place who dressed up like a mad scientisthe was about 40, but he just kept walking up and down the same road, dragging his foot behind him
what a prat
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Where we're going we don't need... charisma, wit, charm or a vaguely likeable personalityYou should have gone with him Quentin
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he did look like doc brownbut no, he was walking up and down, i think a car might have spoiled the effect
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Neither did we, as far as I'm awarewhich is why I ate all the chocolate I'd bought for them.
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You couldn't hear the door through all your munching?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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My birthday was always so early in the year that all my friends forgot,no presents for me either.
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Monty's avoided financial ruin?Those Germans really look after their own, eh. And most of the rest of Europe.
I avoided the curse of August by all of two days, which also meant I was the oldest kid in my year all the way through school. It's not a bad time of year to have a birthday. Usually sunny.
Alt: not yet. Fruit, probably. Yay.
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Well that's good newsAlthough, this being Monty, I can't help but worry that the people Merkeling him will demand payment at an interest rate of around a billion percent, or send the boys round for regular limb-breaking sessions
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I'M MARTIN 32 FROM CLASS 4B, ANALTELECUNNICATIONS PREFECTand I will have my vengence, in this life or the next.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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You forgot"husband to a murdered beard, acting father to someone else's child"
or something. It's too early to be on the gay gag A-game, I'm sorry.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:35,
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Like an inflatable boy drunkenly wielding a sharp knife,you've let yourself down
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I'm not too keen on the sound of this "gay gag" eitherand why does it smell of chlorof...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:40,
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HahahaI'll get you an ice cream. Flavour is unimportant, it's for your arse.
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"you've let me down, you've let the school down, but most of all you've let yourself down"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:43,
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December - 3 weeks before Christmas.This as a kid was JUST far enough away for you to be bored of your birthday Lego before you got new Lego at Christmas
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Muesli (home made) with banana and a cup of STRONG filter coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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Be glad it's far enough away from Christmas to get two presentsmy sister's birthday is the 14th December, and she'd always get handed one present off the relatives and told 'that's for Christmas/your birthday as well.'
Yeah. Like that ever made her feel better.
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My mate's is the 25th DecemberHis brother's is the 24th. I think his parents hate Christmas.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:28,
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I imagine they've got some twisted pagan obsession with the fertility of the vernal equinoxThat, or they are rabbits.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:41,
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Two other children, one in May, one in AugustAnd none of them are 9 months after birthdays, or anything like that!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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MayI am not shit I am .75 BGBs of awesome, and that's a lot of awesome.
Alt: it wil be cheerios when I get to work
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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Having a birthday in the middle of the school holidays would make up for a lifetime of shittness I think.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:22,
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However, having the numbers bumped up at your birthday party with your parents' friends' kidsbecause all your schoolfriends are on holiday, is shit.
/notatallbitter
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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I was born 25 years and 51 weeks ago.This is shit cos I'm getting old
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This isn't Logan's RunEDIT: my post was funnier before you corrected your spelling mistake, change it back please
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe/deliberately misquoting for the runlols.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:40,
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Sorry MBTry as I might*, I'm not seeing the connection between the two films
*Not very hard at all, effort
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they both have the word run in them.hence "runlols"
Do pay attention, or do I have to do all the work myself?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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Technically the WORD "run" does not feature in the title of the one you were quotingThe letters, in that sequence, do, but only as part of another word.
Or something. Sorry, I'm a pedantic twat when I'm feeling under the weather. Do me a favour, pour me a brandeh
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it's to early to be spelling stuff properlyas evidence, i actually just wrote 'it's too early to be writing stiff properly' I have not woken up yet
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So basically, before you wake up properly, you are a filthy-minded sex pervert?Someone cut off this woman's coffee supply
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In my dream last night,I nearly cheated on my fella with my sister's ex, and I feel a bit gross today now. Stupid dreams.
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Women. Confusing dreams with reality since the dawn of time.Genuinely, why do you worry/get upset about what happens in your dreams? It seems to be an almost exclusively female practice and it really does confuse me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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ErI had a very disturbing dream about a past misdemeanour on Sunday night and it stopped me sleeping properly all night
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that, or I have no empathy with my emotions and am therefore a sociopath.Either way, it's a win.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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I'm fully aware that my innate oversensitivity, neediness and emotional fragility only lends to your theoryMy genitals are the only contradictory factor. Don't make me chase you with them.
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I think its because I don't dream (or remember my dreams) very often,but when I do its because they're really vivid and realistic. Like obviously i nkow its not real, i would never cheat, and definitely not with mys sister's ex, but in the dream it was really real, and it just makes me feel a bit weird for a few hours after I wake up
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OK.maybe I'm the weird one. I mean, It's not like I'm stupid enough to, say, wake my wife up and go "you would not BELIEVE who I just fucked in my dream! But it's OK, becuase it obviously was a dream" .... but I've never felt any "blurring" between dream and reality no matter how vivid. Curious.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:57,
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An old housemate didn't speak to me for two days because I strangled her in her dream.(, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)
textbook, I think you'll find.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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I think you cropped up in my dream last nightOr rather, your (B3ta) name did, rather than you per se. Must be because we've been cordial of late. If it happens again I shall have to go back to calling you names, for the sake of my sleep.
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if you are dreaming about b3tait might be time to switch off the computer.
that being said, if i can't sleep, which is pretty frequent, i will think of things to count so that i can bore myself to sleep. the other night i tried counting b3ta usernames. i got to about 50 before i passed out. worked like a treat.
and 49 of them were bert.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:14,
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The problem with that is that sooner or later I'll get to your nameand I can't sleep with an erection
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the problem with THATis that i should be the very first name you think of.
humph.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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Everybody is getting old, Double D. It's kind of how it works. Except that benjamin button cunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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Beats the alternative, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:39,
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I'll be 45 this month.I have a hangover, and will have to deal with twats till 4pm.
But I do have Human Centipede 2 to watch, in work time, so that must be a bit of a bonus.
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I was born in September, my daughter was born in August, and my son in Octoberand we're all fucking brilliant, thanks for asking.
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Well, your daughter is a bit shitand she's lagging behind all the other kids in her class.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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I was born in May, right on the cusp of summerso I'm happy-go-lucky, bright and sunnyohgodiwanttokillmyself
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Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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I would have sworn you were born later in the year.Early October, maybe.
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Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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I was born in February and it makes me right and you wrong.About everything.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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I was born in feb too, will this cause a right/wrong paradox destroying the world as we know it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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I'm 7th.We're both mostly right. Apart from the times I'm a bit more right than you.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:50,
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You share a birthday with my dog.Your parties are more fun I'd imagine tho
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Not to worry, Bella was born in August.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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yeah but that was a MAN'S faultor possibly THE SYSTEM caused it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:08,
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Funnily enoughmy ex-wife was born in February and has much the same outlook.
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I was born in September.This doesn't mean anything, as it's simply a fucking gregorian construct, and I don't really feel that the decrees of a 16th Century paedophile have any impact on my shitness, or otherwise.
Greece, however, has been proper fucked for years. They're just running out of ways to pretend otherwise. I fully expect "the dog ate our budget" in the next couple of days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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Correction: "The dog ate our budget but it's ok because we invented everything and you are all uneducated peasants"(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:50,
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"we shouldn't have to pay tax because we invented it"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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"LISTEN TO ME! I HAVE THE WISDOM! Iron my shirt and fuck off with your taxes"(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:53,
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Greece was born in August(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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"and then we ate the dog"i went for dinner at the greek restaurant last night. so delicious. that place is amazing.
but i had to roll into work this morning, being too fat to fit on the tube despite having been to the gym :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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I made chilli feta, roasted red pepper and couscous for a midnight snack last night(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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that sounds amazingmy favourite dish at the greek is a spicy chilli and feta chunky dip, spread on hot garlic pitta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:26,
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I sometimes do it melty like that,All you need is a chilli and some paprika/cayenne. oh, and feta.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:30,
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I thought you didn't "do" the tube, anyway?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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People who in this day and age believe that the date on which they were bornhas any bearing at all on their personality or temperament or whatever are medieval cretins and serfs who would be best put to work tilling the fields. With their bare hands.
Hope this helps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:53,
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Ah, typical Libran here ^(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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No you've missed the point old manthose born in August are the youngest in their year, therefore the least developed menatlly and physcially and so can get left behind the rest.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:56,
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Whereas those born in February tend to have trouble with spelling and typing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:57,
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I was the youngest in my year at school.This is because I was put up a year because I am a fucking genius.
PS you are bent, and all mankind detests the very ground you walk upon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:57,
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This is also the case with me.So I went to secondary school at 10 and Uni at 17.
I think we can conclude from this statistically relevant sample of 2 that Ape's theory is so leaky it might as well have been on the end of 100-man gangbang.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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1: it's not my theory2: I was also put up a year...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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so you're spreading other people's unfounded theories, now?whatever happened to the internet being 100% accurate and true at all times, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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i have at least 2 female friendswho want to conceive in dec/jan because they have heard that children born in sep-nov are brighter than others.
TRUFAX.
of course, nobody is going to beat my birthday this year, 11/11/11, as i may have mentioned once. or twice. wear your poppies for me, bitches.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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Lest we forget....If only you would let us.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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I don't think they're brighter as such, but they're older than the other kids in class, so they 'do better'and seem advanced.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:18,
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Except when we're youngerof course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:20,
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Sorry miss.Nah, your point is pretty valid, I imagine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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I was so small when I started secondary school that one of the girls assumed I must have been a child genius(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:33,
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The important issue on this subject Montyis that your Greek lady whatever her job is Linda Montywantstobootmybackdoorsin was talking it about it on the Beeb this morning.
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I think she needs someone to comfort her at this difficult time.I am more than happy to comfort her until her fillings rattle.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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she's a fucking historian, isn't she?her qualifications to comment on this as a subject are, therefore, what?
This kind of shit does my head in. Like, say, when a committee who study trends in international labour markets offhand speculate that the world is on the verge of a new recession and EVERY FUCKING news source in europe reports it as a) gospel and b) relevant. They aren't that kind of economists, or even economists at all. You might as well take James Corden's opinions on quantum entanglement and particle physics as the basis for all future theories.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:13,
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YOU SHUT UP ABOUT HER.If you want to criticise my Aegean queen I shall have to kill you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:19,
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I'm sure it's not her fault that someone asked her.I'm criticising the media, not her, anyway.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:20,
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Well....you just watch it OK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:26,
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But it then becomesa self fulfilling prophecy in that the markets read these and panic and then fall which creates panic markets fall... ah you know the rest
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That's my underlying point, really.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:24,
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I was put up a year at schoolbut everyone kept telling me I was so clever that I stopped making the effort.
Man, that backfired.
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Same here.I was also taken out of classes for 'able pupil enrichment' which endeared me hugely to the lumpen proletariat. Thanks guys.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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I know!I'm here to spread love and sunshine in the world.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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I hear you've had good news old chapGlad to hear that Jupiter being in ascendance has worked out for you
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Just letting you knowI have acquired a new sword for my collection and to date it is unblooded. Keep this Russell Grant shit up and this will not remain the case for long.
PS thanks a lot
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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I realise that this will not have entered your sphere of consciousness,but I am a considerably better dancer than that flouncing stargazing queen, thangyewVERYmush
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What in God's name are you wittering on about, boy?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:10,
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Russell Grant is currently appearing on Strictly Come DancingHe's not very good. He is surprisingly entertaining, however, and has disproved long-standing theories concerning the maximum levels of campness that humanity can withstand
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That fat lump of woofter is only getting voted through because Flavia is smoking hot.I watched them dance the other day and I can honestly say I never looked at him at all.
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I think you're forgetting SCD's key demographic mateYou and I aside, not many of the viewers are interested in Flavia.
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You must be joking. Loads of guys I know 'tolerate' their partner watching SCD, but draw the line at X Factor. Coincidence? I think not.
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It must have got pretty risky near the vinegar strokes, though?Imagine if you accidentally let your eyes slip just off her onto him and BANG! def con flopper.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:23,
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OoooooooooohThat was MEAN
You never told us who you think he/she/it is
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i think i was wrongso i am not naming and shaming, if the shaming would be myself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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oh christ it's like candymanjust say his name and he turns up to water down everyone's fun with his blithering shitness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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interesting how darth foxtrot disappeared when I showed up thougheh?
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I have a feeling that replying to you will only solicit the "gay licence" response againPlus, you are completely pointless, worthless and useless. Sorry to be the bearer etc
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It's like the stupid twat doesn't even realisethey removed the need to have a licenses for gays in 1972.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:18,
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ExactlyEveryone remembers the chap who minced in front of the Queen's carriage and used his dying breath to complain that his blood clashed with his waistcoat
(, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
That's your theory?Odd. I'd like to see how this plays out though...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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The theory being that I created a sockpuppetwhich alienates EVERYONE (totally at odds with my ridiculous neediness levels), singles out one of the only B3tans I'm IRL friends with for abuse, and then takes enormous amounts of stick from me?
I don't hate myself THAT much
When sober
(, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)
My birthday is right in the bastard middle of december.As a kid, it meant I was the only one with decorations and crackers at my birthday parties. However, it also means that noone cares scout my birthday because they're all busy with xmas stuff. And it's hell trying to book a birthday meal, because it's right in the middle of office party season.
And I think my views on joint presents have been given enough of an airing, so I'm not going to get started again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:21,
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