if you are dreaming about b3ta
it might be time to switch off the computer.

that being said, if i can't sleep, which is pretty frequent, i will think of things to count so that i can bore myself to sleep. the other night i tried counting b3ta usernames. i got to about 50 before i passed out. worked like a treat.

and 49 of them were bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The problem with that is that sooner or later I'll get to your name
and I can't sleep with an erection
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

the problem with THAT
is that i should be the very first name you think of.

humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Don't want to peak too early, do I?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)