No, Quentin's still here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR LICENCE HOMO?!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

It this today's dead mum?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

oh shit is his mum dead too?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

L@L
etc
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Latl?
whtf is a latl?!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Fuck me, you don't know what a latl is?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

if i fuck you, will you tell me?
i'm not too happy about this btw
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

A gentleman never reveals his secrets
and by secrets I mean cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

your cock is a latl?
is that like a cross between a little and a lot?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Just bend over and we'll talk later

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

i was already bent over, there are cake crumbs under my desk

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I'm thinking of the great Hood Butter debacle

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Man, that was good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Was he actually laughed off?
I missed the whole shebang and only caught the replays.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

He never showed his face round here afterwards, that's a result I'd say

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Is he not on the moon in his spaceship with all his supermodels?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Based on the self-aggrandising nonsense he posted I'm not surprised
I couldn't help but think he was expecting everyone who read it to fall at his feet and apologise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

It did scream of INTERNET VALIDATION

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Ludicrous way to go about it
One of the first things anyone should learn when posting on an internet forum is that banging on about how awesome you are is only ever going to elicit negative responses
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)