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FAQs: /board and /links worship them like gods, but in these hallowed corridors they are less relevant
So what would you say are important FAQs for /OT?
alt: Is clothing on an animal ever acceptable?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Alt: sweaters on kangaroos =yes
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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woolly ones?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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The joke was wolly jumpers
thus proving mikes point below.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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I was making it clear for our friends in the North
they haven't eaten for 2 days and have no shoes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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This is nonsense
I have just this minute eaten my shoes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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I've just had a sausage sandwich, I'll have you know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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Is this another Foxtrot reference?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:23,
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No.
These were lovely pork sausages from the butcher in Rothbury. Not a scudge of fat in them. Fucking nom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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Nice
My Halloween soup was nice, but it was not sausage
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:30,
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Moaty specials?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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Double barrelled sarnie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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Just having breakfast eh?
lazy good for nothing Northerns *grumbles*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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*looks at Davvo's feet*
Sausage, you say?
And where are your shoes?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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I'd never eat my shoes.
They cost good money you know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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Good. I always had you down as a smart man, Davvo.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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I travelled around a bit when I was younger.
Therefore I don't have fully developed northern povvo instincts.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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Even I got that joke
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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Q: Where do I go if I lack talent and am not funny?
A: Off Topic
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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Q: We welcome you with open arms
A: Silly Mike /OT is not an animal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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I don't know what's going on here.
Read the OP dewd.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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racist
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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Q: I'm a girl and needy, where can I be guaranteed replies to my shit posts
A: Offtopic
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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Q: I want to set up a comedy account and have it make no impact at all. Where can I go?
A: You can go die in a fire baldmonkey you shit spastic ballbag.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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This is a must^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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I like this.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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A girl you say?
Hi there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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Hey hon, your posts aren't shit.
*proffers link to b3tards*
Verily, you must post us your breastage and we shall pander in
small type so as not to totally creep anybody out.
*sweats*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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*types one handed, etc.*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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No wonder you managed to snare an internet fiancee.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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*does that thing where they drag their arse along the floor*
I know all the moves 'Chomptastic, Old Chap'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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Like a dog wiping it's arse?
Classy.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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EXACTLY like that.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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I dont think we need a FAQ
Alt:
Hats for dogs FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:23,
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There are questions that are frequently asked on here
I have yet to see one that could be considered important.
Alt: Perhaps I have a heart of stone, but I do not find animals cute. Clothed or otherwise.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:23,
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What about a little monkey, like really small, yeah and it's got a flower stapled to its head?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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awwww!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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Q: Is an FAQ necessary for QOTW and OT?
A. Fuck no, as previously whinged about:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post351636
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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Are you saying that Apo's question about FAQs is a FAQ?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:25,
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I'm saying "down with this sort of thing".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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That description of home sweet home threads is wildly innaccurate.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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And that's merely one reason why that FAQ was wrong.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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The only things of any use to a newcomer would be explanations for all the memes and in-jokes
Par example:
"Who is this Bert person everyone keeps telling to fuck off?"
"Why is everyone so obsessed with autism?"
"What purpose does that Quentin cunt serve? Is it OK to call him a cunt? I've only been here five minutes and he seems like a cunt"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:25,
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I quite like figuring it all out when I poked my nose on here originally
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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BOAT LOL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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Apart from BOAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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BOAT LOL
I wish Al was here to re-live BOAT.
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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If a newcomer stumbles in here without lurking for a while to work out what's going on
they deserve everything they get for being stupid.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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Oh this^
I lurked for many a month
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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I was watching several posters for years before I dipped my toe in one evening
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:30,
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Is this a rape thing?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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I wonder how many people lurk around here?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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I think anyone lurking here should reply below
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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That seems to have worked well, I feel
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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They've probably got me on ignore already.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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*checks*
I only have one person on ignore
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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GOSSIP
Who?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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mortal wombat yeah
apparently. I think he was posting massive pics on here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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I think that account got banned or something.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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meh
I'll leave it ignored
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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Oh that's fair enough
I've only ever had one person on ignore, then I decided it was daft; unlike MW, it was someone who was contributing a lot so I was missing stuff
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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We get on a bit better now though eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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HAHAHA DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE
I totally PRETENDED I still had you on ignore when I never have HAHAHA
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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I waded straight in like a FOOL
and got the full treatment. I would therefore agree with your assesment.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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I was going to question whether there was such a thing as a newcomer
as lurking is the usual method of (not)joining in, but you have challenged this viewpoint.
I, on the other hand, lurked for far longer than was really healthy...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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I think lurking is a bit weird.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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Why?
Think of it as research
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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It's like listening in to conversations.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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Maybe
Or like sitting in the corner with friends and not joining in to their conversation
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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But your friends can't see you.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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I'm blind OK?
Don't fucking rub it in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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Being blind doesn't make you invisible.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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Who said that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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Hahahahahahahaha!
*clicks*
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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I find the idea of all the shite on here being read out to you in a Hawking voice by your blind-man's computer
Absolutely hilarious
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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haha!
As do I
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:41,
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Is this not what normal people do then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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lurking on here is weird
I used to lurk and read board and QOTW, but that makes more sense i think...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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Depends on how long you do it for
Oh...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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Erm, I'm with Chompy on this one, actually
Someone who lurks for months on end can wade into conversations armed with knowledge about the participants - "So, Monty, you're skint because you take MASSIVE DRUGS, and I understand you, Mr DogFucker, make bad jokes!" - and they know nowt about that person. If that happened IRL you'd be well freaked out
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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To be honest I've been here since the beginning
and I still have no fucking idea what's going on.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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It reads like a drunken night out, most of the time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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Gah
STILL HUNGRY
Send unhealthy food please
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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We have two slices of Black Forest Gateaux left
You want one?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:30,
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Oh my.
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TheColonel, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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You can have t'other
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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;)
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TheColonel, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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Fuck yeah
Hit me baby one more time
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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*squishes into envelope*
To:
Martin, 32
Norwich
NR1 8OY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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excellent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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I love how that meme has resulted in me being forever 32
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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I couldn't think of an address
Be glad of staying 32 though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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I just wish I'd been on telly ten years earlier
Although I probably wouldn't have fared as well then
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:41,
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11 years ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_as_Folk_(2000_TV_series)
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TheColonel, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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I had spicy red pepper hummus and pumpkin seed flatbread, chicken and mucshroom tagliatetti and a raspberry and cranberry yoghurt for lunch so I'm fine thanks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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I had pumpkin and red pepper soup
It was also nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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I've just had some strong black coffee and now I'm about to shit meself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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PARP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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Poor man's ham sandwich and crisps
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TheColonel, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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i was on a webinar but i'm not any more
i don't like the wor dwebinar, it dunt sound right
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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How man
wor Dwebinar is canny
/is aware that DG may be the only person to get this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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Divvn't pet
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TheColonel, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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Leave it man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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i don't know what you're doing here
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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Alright Quentin, you ok?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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yeah, bit sleepy mind, webinars are long aren't they?
bit dull yeah. you?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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I don't like webinars if you don't Quentin
I'm cool though, cheers for taking an interest.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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just being amiabl;e
it's nice to be nice
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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Internet friends are just the best of all the friends
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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yeah, we should team up on runescape and then we could rul;e the world!
or summat
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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I don't know what that is Quentin, I'm sure it's cool if you like it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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it's SOOO cool
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Y'see it's these little exchanges that make me think that you are Quentin, Rory.
But this confuses me because I often find you amusing, but I never find Quentin remotely funny. But, as I often fail to notice "thats the joke" or summat.
Also, you both appear to have posted at about the same time in this thread, but that could just be your slick internet skills.
/is a rubbish detective
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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i dunno what you're goin on about
you up on blocks or what?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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I'd never stoop to a sock puppet
I just say to your face
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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Oh no wait, that's not true
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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You were much younger than I expected in your photo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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Nice t-shirt though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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Wot photo?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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On that previou thread...the photo thread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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The kid with the acdc t-shirt?
I've never really listened to acdc, troo story
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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I think there was a lovely pic of a mong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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I actually expected that to be a pic of me there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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I nearly did that
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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I would expect nothing less
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Oh right, that's umm not really 'me'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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You can easily change your t-shirt then
*ruffles hair*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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The only question people need to know for off topic is why we bother.
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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Finger bangs
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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Don't you mean trigger fingers?
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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You say potato...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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Wut?
QC's bin offering us all a chance to sniff his fingers for 50p on that other secret thread
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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You can sniff mine for 30p.
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Bargain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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I no rite.
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Yeah, but he's 'guaranteed' quim juice, what are you offering?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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I can offer the same and fresh from the bucket so to speak.
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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Is it a slop bucket though?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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She didn't say fingers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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Cor, for an extra 7p she might let us have a Barry moment too
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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*rummages in pocket*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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Because we are mostly awesome, mostly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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This^
The overall value goes up and down but every day on here gives me a genuine laugh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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I quite enjoy the drunk shift in the evening
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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I rarely get the chance to read it but it is good when I do
I miss JTDF on here during the day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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You lot make me feel smart.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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do they always wear casual clothes then?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Only on a Friday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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dress downs friday
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Mummy does that for us
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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I hope you are the truth fairy,
because if you are it means you're losing it a bit.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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is there a truth fairy?
wtf do you leave under your pillow for that?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Puns
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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what you mean like baps and bread and that?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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pfft
You said baps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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i did?!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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If you've been laughed off every other board, if you feel there's nowhere else to go and if you can find it.
Perhaps you can hire the OT-TEAM.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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The A(utistic) Team
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Haha!
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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This is very true
I can't be bothered to try and understand /talk so as to join in, /links is pointless for chat, /board is beyond my capabilities and /QOTW is where the real retards hang out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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Believe it or not there's been people laughed off the ot board as well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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i've never leaughed on this board
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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No, Quentin's still here
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR LICENCE HOMO?!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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It this today's dead mum?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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oh shit is his mum dead too?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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L@L
etc
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Latl?
whtf is a latl?!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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Fuck me, you don't know what a latl is?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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if i fuck you, will you tell me?
i'm not too happy about this btw
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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A gentleman never reveals his secrets
and by secrets I mean cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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your cock is a latl?
is that like a cross between a little and a lot?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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Just bend over and we'll talk later
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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i was already bent over, there are cake crumbs under my desk
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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I'm thinking of the great Hood Butter debacle
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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Man, that was good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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Was he actually laughed off?
I missed the whole shebang and only caught the replays.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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He never showed his face round here afterwards, that's a result I'd say
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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Is he not on the moon in his spaceship with all his supermodels?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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Based on the self-aggrandising nonsense he posted I'm not surprised
I couldn't help but think he was expecting everyone who read it to fall at his feet and apologise
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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It did scream of INTERNET VALIDATION
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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Ludicrous way to go about it
One of the first things anyone should learn when posting on an internet forum is that banging on about how awesome you are is only ever going to elicit negative responses
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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I like to think they are laughing with me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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We aren't
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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You cut me deep, wor sporto
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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I love you really
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Awwwwww
*feels the warm glow of internet validation*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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*squeezes head under arm*
*knuckles across head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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why did faith no more do a cover of easy like a sunday morning?
i like it even less than i like webinars
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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Because it is brilliant, that's why
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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it's not as good as the original
or weven the michael bolton cover, or any other cover, it's just poor
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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Lies on the internet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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nah it's really not very good, it sounds just like the original only sung less well
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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If e'er there was a ringing endorsement of a song, your disapproval may well be the definition thereof
FNM's "Easy" is probably the clearest-cut example of a cover version being comprehensively better than the original that I can think of
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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All Along the Watchtower
/Monty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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That's not a bad shout
Needs MOAR Mike Patton though
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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Route 66 - Depeche Mode
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Agreed.
Especially the Beatmasters remix.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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Yeah
I love the Enjoy the Silence remix on there too. It is fucking excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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I've got pretty much everything Depeche Mode ever did, in one form or another.
Up to the singles from Exciter. Then it's just albums after that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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Just got the remixes album
It is good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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I bought the second one a while back.
It's not as good as the first one.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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The Live Lounge cover that Pendulum did of The Catalyst is superb
As is Lostprophets' Cry Me A River
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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as in by the Timberlake?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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Yep
I know, it sounds like a horrible combination, but somehow it works really well. I don't think they were taking it entirely seriously, which helps.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:18,
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Like Faith by Limb Bizkit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:18,
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it gets really shouty at the end and that upsets me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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Another good example
As is Marilyn Manson's mental version of Rock'n'Roll Nigger
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:30,
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but were you carrying a licence at the time?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:18,
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Even Dylan acknowledges this
and usually performs the Hendrix version.
You better have meant the Hendrix version and not the U2 *spits* version, because if you didn't...
*shakes fist*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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I wasn't aware that U2 had done it!
Dylan cannot sing at all either. Hendrix can, a bit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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I'm not going to enter into a debate about this
I'm just going to say that Dylan can sing (or rather could, bit ropey these days)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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i'm not going to speak to you until you confirm whether or not you carry a gay licence
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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That's the best news I've had all day
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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ANSWER THE QUESTION
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Young Darth, I take your 'Easy' by FNM
and raise you a 'Higher Ground' by RHCP.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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Shamefully, I have to agree with Quentin.
it's a poor cover of an already piss poor song. That said, the boy has taken to listening to fucking clubland mix CD's and they're utter fucking rubbish. Especially the covers. The strapline should be "making already shit songs ten times worse".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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I do like Easy though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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do am
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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You knows it darling
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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This is the correct answer
As was everything else FNM ever did
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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what else done tyhey did?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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Whu?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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i don't know what's going on anymore
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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what else done tyhey did?
Are you from the deep south?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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i liked that song they did about loving there love in different sizes
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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This^ IS actually funny
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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and that one about rotterdam
not sure why they chose rotterdam thoug, not a lot there excpet some dutch
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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Because Rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:10,
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or liverpool or rome
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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I liked it when they split up, never to inflict their turgid, ear-bleeding shite on the general public ever again.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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did they do any others?
there was sizes and rotterdam, and the bird looked a bit lezzy but yuo still might
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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If only there was some kind of internet search engine available to find this information out
Hang on, I'll Google and find one for you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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cheers
appreciated that
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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Ya had a little time and you had a little fun, Didn't ya, DIDN'T YA?
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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ISN'T THAT ONE OF THE ONES I ALREADY mentioned?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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To make money like shameless music whores?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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What type of shoe does Mark Morrison prefer?
I'm guessing a wingtip
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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probably
hi mmps, how's your cande day been?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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Smashing!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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SPLENDID!"!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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Not that I'm an expert but I see it like this.
/board is fine but can be confusing as it is one big bandwagon memefest. There is a lot of cool stuff there but if you're new to b3ta it'll take a while to get used to + WOO YAY etc...
/links has a few regulars but there isn't much going on.
/talk isn't as bad as everyone makes out but can be a bit like deliverance if you don't know what's going on. "Open your mouth boy, you sure got a purrtee mouth...."
/QOTW can be GREAT but the amount of sheer lying/noncery and just cuntery is staggering.
/OT is a funny place. You do a lot of what the other boards do but in a sort of coke zero fluffy kitten kind of way.
If I were making a FAQ I'd say new users should come here first.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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SPLEDNIDN!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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/OT is where b3ta puts the worn out posters to pasture
before they get taken off to be shot and made into glue.
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Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:29,
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b3ta home for the aged.
SPEAK UP DEAR, MY MOTHER WHAT?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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In a moment of dance-purist frustration during SCD on Saturday
I commented to my girlfriend that we should offer Alesha Dixon to any glue factories short on horses.
My VEGETARIAN girlfriend.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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does your girlfriend have a gay licence?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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BERT
BERT BERT BERT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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ERNIE ERNIE ERNIE ERNIE ERNIE
ERNIE ERNIE ERNIE
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:39,
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is this an unsubtle go at poor misunderstood PERSONALITY HORSE
?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:37,
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He's certainly poor, but he's not misunderstood.
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Kroney, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:39,
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he should be glue, though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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UHU, personality horse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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are we going out now or what?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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In other news, really enjoying the Beach Boys SMiLE+Sessions (just the 2CD for now)
Truly one of the greatest albums ever made IMO , and probably the most aesthetically appealing.
OP- This is the best place for noobs IMO.
Alt- I don't approve.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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Assuming there's not another SMILE session that I'm not thinking of,
that's not even the best album that band made!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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What is then?
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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Pet Sounds
Again, this is based entirely on the assumption that you're on about Brian Wilson
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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That would be my 2nd favorite....
Its subjective but Smile gives me more pleasure.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:54,
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In which case I would ask you to amend your original post
to "Truly one of my favourite albums of all time".
Pet Sounds is better.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:56,
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Yeah you did really well when you arrived
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:44,
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So well that Quentin was accused of being him by at least a couple of people
No common personality traits, just crushing ineptitude
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:50,
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if you don't have a gay licence i'm going to have to report you to the proper orthorities
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 16:54,
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