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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You fit into me like a hook into an eye
A fish hook, an open eye.
Romantic, innit?
( , Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

But very witty.
I always like the Churchill/Lady Asquith banter.
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee"
"Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
( , Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

"You and I should make love, for with my looks and your brains it would be a perfect baaby"
"Yeah, but if it had my looks and you're brains it'd be crap innit?"
"well you just talked your self out of a definite shag there sunshine, so maybe you're not that bright"
( , Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Up to the shag part, anyway.
Also:
"I passed your house yesterday, George."
"Thank you."
( , Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)
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