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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let me tell you of a guy who got a bad rap, maybe long dead but he's coming back.
Turns out that eignstine didn't have shit on me, because I'm the truth father of modern electricity.
I was 92 years old when I eventually died, but this wasn't in the 21st century where I reside,
I was pretty much was responcible for the second industrial revolution, 'cus I came up with the main sollution.
I came up with quite a few patients in my time, and consipracy theorists think of me all the time.
Some say I'm responcible for the Tunguska Event, 30 megatons this fat cat did vent.
If people went ahead and listened to me, we'd have unlimted, wireless electricity.
If people are downloading this wirelessly, then you can only thank one and that's me.
If people read some books written facticiously, they'll say I used, alien technology.
If you're reading this on a bullet train, chances are that I'm to blame,
If you use an induction motor, yup, that's me, I'll gloat-Ha !
So Eignstine, Eddison and Bell come and I'll test ya' , fuck off you cunt 'cus I'm Nikolas Tesla.
Sorry, that wasn't very good.
( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:57, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Turns out that eignstine didn't have shit on me, because I'm the truth father of modern electricity.
I was 92 years old when I eventually died, but this wasn't in the 21st century where I reside,
I was pretty much was responcible for the second industrial revolution, 'cus I came up with the main sollution.
I came up with quite a few patients in my time, and consipracy theorists think of me all the time.
Some say I'm responcible for the Tunguska Event, 30 megatons this fat cat did vent.
If people went ahead and listened to me, we'd have unlimted, wireless electricity.
If people are downloading this wirelessly, then you can only thank one and that's me.
If people read some books written facticiously, they'll say I used, alien technology.
If you're reading this on a bullet train, chances are that I'm to blame,
If you use an induction motor, yup, that's me, I'll gloat-Ha !
So Eignstine, Eddison and Bell come and I'll test ya' , fuck off you cunt 'cus I'm Nikolas Tesla.
Sorry, that wasn't very good.
( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:57, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I didn't make up the following history-person raps, I but I really really like these
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8zi7vcnjVc - Dan Le Sac v Scroob Pip: Tommy C
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kyNbZc7oc - Horrible Histories - Charles II: King of Bling
( , Wed 2 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8zi7vcnjVc - Dan Le Sac v Scroob Pip: Tommy C
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kyNbZc7oc - Horrible Histories - Charles II: King of Bling
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