"In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, a drug banned in sport. It used to get him bad tempered and act out said his wife. He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped he's much better in our sex life and in our general life." Jesus Christ. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Look at him! Look at Geoff Woade! His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!"

"Please, I don't feel good."

"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No! He'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. "I'm gonna pull you head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." "I'm gonna pull your head off because I don't like your head."
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

maybe he fucks arses?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I'm in considerable danger here

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

a coward you are, Withnail. An expert in bulls you are not.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

haha
Boy lands plum role with top Italian director.. etc.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)