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alright OT?get anything good lately?
I've been loving American Horror Story.
alt: Movie quotes GO GO GO!!!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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The new series of Castle is absolutely excellent, same with House.Alt: As ever, one of my favourite quotes "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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I meant to watch that during the first but I never got around to it.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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It's well worth watching, absolutely brilliant.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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House is utter shite. Utter, Utter, Utter, Utter, Utter, Utter, Lupus shite.
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I have never watched it so don't really have an opinion on itI would imagine that I wouldn't really like it that much.
I suppose I can allow you to have an opinion though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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omg little timmy can't breathe, it must be the cancer!but wait, the tests say he doesn't have cancer...it's in the blood...but his kidneys are dying...let's give him this medicine! OMG CARDIAC ARREST! he's in a coma...but oh here, he has cancer after all
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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This is ridiculous. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe.
It'll get better, it has to.
Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. Why can't I have an audition? It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good looking. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Why can't I get on television?
Well, I don't know. It'll happen.
Will it? That's what you say. The only program I'm likely to get on is the fucking news.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:34,
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Are these quotations or are you trying your hand at being a needy /off topic poster?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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"In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, a drug banned in sport. It used to get him bad tempered and act out said his wife. He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped he's much better in our sex life and in our general life." Jesus Christ. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Look at him! Look at Geoff Woade! His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!"
"Please, I don't feel good."
"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No! He'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. "I'm gonna pull you head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." "I'm gonna pull your head off because I don't like your head."
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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maybe he fucks arses?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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a coward you are, Withnail. An expert in bulls you are not.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. I mean look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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you're going on a bit now, i think i might pop you on ignore when i get unbanned(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf.I think I'm heading home.
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:34,
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My date involved two instances of extreme violence, One instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favour of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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Thats my favourite quote in the whole filmIts the timing that does it. The whole T-Tip rather than just tip and how high he goes, it's genius
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:48,
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I thought you'd be taller.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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Ah shit, I can't remember which one is 'I thought you were taller' and which one is 'I heard you were dead'.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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pfftalright swipe, I know you're rich, buy shit online for my pearl party so I get credit, ta :)
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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you totally know the answer to that, sweetie. Don't pretend.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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oh godyou're SUCH a disgusting perv.
how do you sleep at night? other than on your spunk-encrusted sheets??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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like a baby.I wake up screaming every two hours.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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what a revolting imagei feel highly sorry for your wife.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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it's more of an abstract spunk canvasthan an actual specific location.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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oh em geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehttps://www.vantelpearls.com/order.asp
pearls man, pearls
necklaces, earrings, rings
I know how you feel about all that
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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but where is the man to buy them for me?hmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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oh god it's sooooo complicated you'd die of boredomi think probably not, but the weekend changed things or it might not have done, and then i have some others i've been dating, and.... urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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give me penne a la arribiata or you will all fucking die.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:43,
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it's not important to the plot.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:52,
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it is important to MEgood spelling is important. and sadly lacking in some parts around here. unless of course THATS THE JOKE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:52,
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feel free to apply this to everything you've ever posted, ta(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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mais ouicheck out the poor spelling, the insistent haranguing of one poster, etc.
of course, if it isn't bert, it should kill itself for being such a good resemblance of him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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i'm not sure we can be friends anymorei know break-uips are hard and me dumping you yesterday has taken its tole but you need to let it go
goodbye, my love
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tollnot tole. if you are going to be a spastic, do not be an illiterate one.
ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:52,
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If only it were possible to screengrab(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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what is there to work out?I very rarely know what's going on around here
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no, the point he's getting at is that WE ALL SAW YOUR POST SO WHATS THE POINT IN DELETING ITwho brought this one in, eh?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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CAN EVERYONE PLZ STOP SHOUTING AT ME PLEASE??I'm trying to be good here and your RUINING my day
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Nobody will get this without googling it.Yet how can this be? Because this silence betokened, nay, this silence was, not silence at all, but most eloquent denial!
Not so. Not so, Master Secretary. The maxim is "Qui tacet consentire": the maxim of the law is "Silence gives consent". If therefore you wish to construe what my silence betokened, you must construe that I consented, not that I denied.
Is that in fact what the world construes from it? Do you pretend that is what you wish the world to construe from it?
The world must construe according to its wits; this court must construe according to the law.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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Cromwell G vs MC More.In da house.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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If you've figured out who both of them are its not a great leap of logic to work out the film.(
WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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no, I just googled it.although it sounded familiar and I had seen the film ages ago.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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I did watch a bit of thathadn't a notion what was going on, it was like a half hour panic dream.
alt: "I am not a gun."
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it's really really good, you have to watch the whole first and second episodethe second isn't as sexy, you can focus more on the details
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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Iron Giant?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:43,
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Not £91 million dollars worth, no(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:45,
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Translated from the GermanHey! have you got any hairs up your nose?
Why?
I've got some up my ass. Maybe we can tie them together?
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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Debbie does Dusseldorf.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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She was, she is, she will be again(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:58,
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Some classics here, see how many you can get.1. Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you.
2. You a faggot Nash?
Why Garfield, you cruising for a piece of ass?
3. I guess they figured twice in one century was enough. They're sitting this one out. All except England, and they won't last very long.
4. Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!
5. if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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OK, it's short circuit 2 thenThat stuff justs blends into one.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:58,
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It's Short Circuit 2And 5 Is Hook
*edit* and 3 is Red Dawn right?
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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CORRECTThe answers were:
1. The Departed
2. Highlander
3. Red Dawn
4. Short Circuit 2
5. Hook
The other quotes above were from:
Withnail and I, Das Boot and A man for all seasons.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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1 is The Departed2 is Highlander
and 4 is Short Ciruit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!!!Hilarious when my friend drove a van.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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I read that as "tigers"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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Me tooand I wrote it
*awaits tigers*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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I am Blousie, hear me roar!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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"Hi, I'm sparkly vampire. I don't want to have sex with you but I want to take care of you and be super controlling, is that ok?" "Sure"
"I'm not gay"
"Sure"
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:57,
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My wife assures me theres a whole ton of fucking in True BloodI still won't watch the shite though.
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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i saw a few minutes the other nightthat girl from big bang theory was in it, she culdn't do a southern accent very well but she looked nice though
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I thought Darth's dreams were in the last thread?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head"(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
correct!that scene is extra amusing if you find Sarah Silverman a bit annoying.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8
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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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Nobody steps on a church in my town(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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"Get her!" That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific. (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:11,
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"Hi, I'm Dr Helgawelcome to my anal clinic"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick."(
Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:03,
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Cameron is so tight, if you shoved coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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Would you eat a dick flavoured ice cream?If so, want to come to dinner?
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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depends on what sort of dick it isis it "recently washed" dick?
"worked in an office all day" dick?
or "worked on a construction site in texas in july all day and haven't been home to shower in three days" dick?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:09,
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Even "recently washed dick" flavoured ice cream wouldn't sell well.(
Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:10,
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probably not but I don't think I'd turn away a free sample(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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you are all about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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o yes please, it's been years since i've played, and then maybe scatch after>?(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
"I want everyone in the world to give me a dollar and call me a cocksucker!""Well why'd you want that?"
"Because I'd be rich and everyone would love me"
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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"I've known sheep who could outwit you.I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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Brrrrrrrrrrr Briiiiing, I believe this knife is yours!I used to own the domain psychohosebeast.com I should never have let it go
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Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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I had schoolboy-error.comwith a personalised website to be set, should you leave your PC unlocked
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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Mongo only pawn... in game of life. (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:16,
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Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "order". Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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Mongo like candy.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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Yep.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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*gets ready for a surprise*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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"You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to FUCK US UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man."
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:34,
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couple minutes gone and no answer, without googling, i'll increase the prize by one biscuit per hour til someone get sit(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
correct1name your biscuits and provide me with soemwhere to post em
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COP: Ho ho ho. Hahahahaha. Well, Mr. Sambo Darkie Coon, I've got your number. You're nicked. [We see the man's face. He's clearly white.]
MAN: Is there anything the matter, officer?
COP: Ho ho ho, oh dear me. Don't we talk lovely, Mr. Rastus Chocolate Drop. Now listen here, son. I've done a weekend's training with the S.A.S. I could pull both your arms off and leave no trace of violence. Lord Scarman need never know.
MAN: What seems to be the trouble, officer?
COP: That's white man's electricity you're burnin', ringin' that bell. That's theft. I've got your number, so hold out your hands.
MAN: Officer, I represent Kellogg's Corn Flakes car competition. I-- [The COP removes his sunglasses and sees the man for the first time.]
COP: Oh. Sorry, John. I thought you was a nigger. Now, Sir, carry on.
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The new season of Misfits looks to be good.And I'm looking forward to AMC's "Hell On Wheels".
I dropped a hammer that I had forgotten on top of a ladder onto my own head. It bled a lot.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:49,
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The flood of blood coming down my face wasn't too dissimilar to the bucket of water dumped on her. It was quite a mess.
Actually I looked more like Carrie.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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