Happy Compromise.
I went to the pub for a few hours, and then came home.

Anyone about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:20, 23 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I was beginning to think everyone had died.
How was the pub, Jeffles?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)

It sold drinks.
And it had customers, and a friut machine and a quiz machine. We won a tenner playing the 'Battle Ships' game.

Granted, we put about a tenner in it. But that isn't the point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:22, Reply)

You had literally minutes of fun for free.
I call that a win.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It helped that some sort of super-sonar thingy identified where all the ships were.
What have you done this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Super Sonar thingy?
Was it Batfink?

I made / ate a nice tea, then watched brainless Saturday night telly.

So where is everyone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Having lives. In the real world.
I did fun time last night. And had a few this evening. So all is lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

evening all

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Sshhh. not so loud.
People are sleeping.

How are you Cavy, my girl?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)

OK
watching some wolves eat a bison.

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Thinking it's about time I went to bed.
But I'll never get the dog out for a pee, because there's still fireworks going off.

Grr.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Just push the dog out in the garden and it'll soon piss itself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Poor thing.
It's not the bravest breed in the world to start off with, but he's just such a big poof.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Put some paper down and lock the dog in a room with paper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)

killer whales
are big bullies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)

No. They are just misunderstood.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)

This is true.
I've never understood a fucking word they've ever said.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)

That because you aren't pregnant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

And thank christ for that!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Have you published your C.V yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)

they just ganged up
on seal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Well I blame Adamski

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Okay you two.
I'm off to bed. Have fun!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

*Flicks V sign*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)