STILL NO POO
13 minutes to go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:47, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*shits*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I hope you are travelling home on public transport
You really don't want to shit in your own car.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Does shanks' pony count as public transport?
The advantage of living in a small city is that you can walk from one side of it to the other relatively quickly.

*obvious Alan Partridge quote*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:53, Reply)

The walk home will be dangerous for the citizens of Norwich
At least there will be some dark doorways to duck into and releive yourself.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:55, Reply)

why are we having poo update?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:57, Reply)

He has a runny bot and needs to tell us about it
You know what he is like.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:58, Reply)

oooh, cool
*awaits next update*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I don't know wether to go home now or wait until this story concludes.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I hope there is an exciting denoument
where he explodes in an eruption of poo on a bus covering some little old lady in foul smelling slurry, then some chavs come over to beat him up but are defeated by another wave which makes some of them slip over while others are just overcome by fumes. Then he shits in a hedge.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:03, Reply)