Speaking as a doctor,
I can happily advise of a guaranteed cure. Drink two litres of Domestos to kill the bacteria, then stick your face in an angle-grinder until gristly shards of bone and cartilage spray all over the room. You'll be right as rain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This sort of doctoral advice is exactly why the NHS is going down the tubes
You're what's wrong with this country, Monty. Well, you and Derbyshire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

It's what happens when your RIGHT to a free education is removed.
No ifs, no buts, no paying tax for us.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Oh let's not start that again
Not because it's not valid, it's just SO yesterday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Hahahahaha!
OK, don't get ratty. Are you being sourfaced today because you haven't had your free university education? etc,etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

See my original post for explanation of arseyness
for which I apologise, both now and in advance. It's going to be a long day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)