Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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What ho, chumlingtons.Thursday is here, huzzah, huzzah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I got a little merry last night, via the medium of beer. How fascinating.
My question to you is this: don't you think it's odd that the B3tan who nicked my username used it to suggest a perfectly innocuous QOTW with it? I find that rather creepy for some reason. I know I keep going on about this but I find it mystifying. I can see why someone would purloin someone's name for piss-taking and parody purposes but to be still using it months later, and no longer even trying to be 'funny' with it, is just downright odd, no?
Alt: Tell us something else which is odd....Me!!! HAHHAA brilliant. Have a rusk, you flipper-limbed flid. You've earnt it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:27,
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This threadis all about the Boyce.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:32,
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To be honest I was wondering if I had the place to myself.I was about to slob around in my underpants.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:34,
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Minimalist replies are the future.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:33,
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It's a reaction to the bloated, progressive "concept" replies of old(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:36, Reply)
I like the stripped-down, angular aggression of the new style.However in time they too will become sanitised and dull and once again a new posting style will be needed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:42,
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Eventually they'll try to move it in new directionsand start worshipping a new poster who's a bit autistic, vegetarian and sings like John Major.
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That description is eerily like me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:52,
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Not bad, not bad.Got to clear off and take an IT class in a few minutes. Should be fun, at least for a loose definition of 'fun.'
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Morning, BoyceYou seem to have been in a good mood these last couple of days, kindly desist.
Regards.
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This could be a cunning double bluff regarding the disappearance of his username...(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:38, Reply)
I'm not in a remotely good mood you fucking cunt.Fuck off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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It's a bit strangeThen again, it might have just been that they forgot they were logged in under their sockpuppet account.
Alt: The fact that my throat was absolutely awful last night, but I feel fine today.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:38,
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Presumably, it is now being done purely because it mystifies you?I mean, that's why I'd do it, you know, if it was me.
Stay tuned for my OJ Simpson inspired update called 'Why I'd do it, if, you know, it was me, which obviously it is'*
*it's not me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:44,
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I think it's a little stalkerish tbh. You want to watch yourself Monts, he might peel your face off and then go on a date wearing it!!
Alt: my penis.
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Alt: I bet your penis looks like a baking potato that has begun to go mouldy.With weird dents in it and areas of white bloom, not unlike a ripe stilton and smelling accordingly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:47,
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They were playing Antony and the Johnsons in Asda this morning which I thought was a bit strange.Hardly popular music.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:46,
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Certainly not popular in my fucking house.That ghastly poove needs dealing with.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:47,
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You also have bum-AIDS and a horrible, irritating voice?Who knew?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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Alt: fish finger, custard and cat litter sandwiches. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:47,
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You know you watch too much sci-fi when you hear someone say "Starbucks"and your brain goes straight to Battlestar Galactica, ignoring the preposterously ubiquitous purveyors of overpriced coffee-based beverages (and overpriced wheat-based foodstuffs).
Bit of advice from those of you with massive brains, please. These shits are unrelenting. All I ate last night was chunky vegetable soup and I was to and fro from the can throughout the early hours. Given that I can't get a doctor's appointment until next week, is my only option to starve myself, and therefore the virus?
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You know you watch too much sci-fi when you watch any sci-fi at all.
Rory put it best: 'EastEnders in space'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:50,
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Do mine eyes deceive me?Monty Boyce, WRONG on the internet? Why, surely this must be a herald of the forthcoming apocalypse!
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Roald Dahl's disappointing etc etc(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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I'd disappoint her until her fillings rattled.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:57,
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Do you think Cullum has to stand on a stepladder for his conjugal rights?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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If I ever see Cullum on a step ladderI hope he's trying to kick it out from under himself with a noose around his neck.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:05,
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They were saying on a radio station how much they hate her.And all I could think of was how I'd like to sit her up on top of the washing machine and put the spin cycle on.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:06,
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Morning.I have to say, I am tempted to admit that it's me that's wrong about BSG. People who's opinions I respect hugely* are in love with the show, but I just don't get it. So it's probably me.
*i.e. Not B3tans.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:01,
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I've come to the conclusion that it's either something you get or you don'tOpinion seems to be firmly divided between the horribly devoted fanboys, and those with no time for it whatsoever. I maintain it's not just a sci-fi show, but the trappings of space travel and big scary robots will deter many.
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I don't have a problem with the robots and space stuff.I honestly think that it's just that I find Starbuck so deeply unlikeable as an actress and character that I can't get beyond that.
Also, the line 'No more Mr Nice Gaius' put me off the writing forever.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:08,
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HAHAHA of fuck me, that's some poor writing right there.I like how they thoroughly get the Greek theme wrong as well. Where's the moussaka for fucks sake.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:15,
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And lo, did Zeus proclaim to Apollo "less garlic in the hummous lad"(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)
No doubt they'll need bailed out by the Cylons."All base ships are in attack position."
"Whoah there, hold on lads. Have you seen their debt ratios? No need to waste any ships here, phone Goldmans."
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:21,
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Fair play, you've at least given it a puntIt is bloody difficult to get on with a show when you hate one of the major players. The missus insisted on getting me into Babylon 5 and it's much better than I was expecting, but includes the single worst character in the history of all television.
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Yep. Minimum of 24 hours. Drink plenty of water to help flush it out. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:51,
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Yeah, I was afraid of thatI'm not good with not eating, as my proud, manly waistline will attest.
Good night?
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Are you going to bed already?Night night DF.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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My brother gave me a 78rpm record of 'The Little Black Sambo' a while back*.I could put that on for you?
*he really did
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:02,
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No idea.He has his sources. He's like a racist Levi Roots.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:08,
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Is she one of Monty's backing singers?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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Excellent news Just think, you'll get to show her STAR WARS in a couple of years. Am currently undergoing the joy of watching my nephew fall in love with it
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Indeed. Did you make it in to Chariots before it closed?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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I'm in there now.Sent from my iPad
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:32,
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Normally. Although it's odd that you can actually eat. Rice and steamed chicken, works for me.
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You're so Jamaican.Got any 'Reggae Reggae Sauce'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:54,
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Putting the 'gay' into 'reggae'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:04,
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That's so authentic.Didn't you used to be on 'Desmond's'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:08,
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I am Desmond Dekker. Or Norman Beaton. I had a drink with Norman Beaton once. True Story.
And Clive Dunn.
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Was that during that lock-in you had with Jackie Chan that you were on about?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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Is this some kind of "some of my best friends are black*" claim?You're not fooling me, you massive racist.
*or white actors whose career consist of playing old men.
EDITED FOR CLARITY
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:15,
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Isn't Clive Dunn white? Norman Beaton was an old man when we had the lock in. Very ill too.
He was on 2 litres of vodka a day.
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Yes. This should be clearer now2 litres of vodka a day would make anyone ill, regardless of age.
Apart from Monty, of course, who I think claims to be ageless...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:19,
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I wouldn't worry too much.Stunned poster is making the whole thing up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:21,
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Lies? On the internet?Well I, for one, am shocked and stunned. Oh wait... he already advised me to prepare for that with his username.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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It's TRUE!! Norman Beaton at the wrap party for the second to last series of Desmond's and Clive Dunn in the bar at the Masonic Hospital in Hammersmith.
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To be fair to Clive Dunnehe actually IS an old man...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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Now he is, but he has been playing old men throughout his career.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:28,
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He's 91He's been an old man for most of out lives.
Ok, not 'our' lives becaus we're old.
You win.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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I was considering risking a fruit smoothie at lunchI'm supposed to be playing football tonight, can't see that happening on no food
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Yeah', the last thing you wanna do is be running up and down a field.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:01,
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Speaking as a doctor,I can happily advise of a guaranteed cure. Drink two litres of Domestos to kill the bacteria, then stick your face in an angle-grinder until gristly shards of bone and cartilage spray all over the room. You'll be right as rain.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:53,
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This sort of doctoral advice is exactly why the NHS is going down the tubesYou're what's wrong with this country, Monty. Well, you and Derbyshire
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It's what happens when your RIGHT to a free education is removed. No ifs, no buts, no paying tax for us.
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Oh let's not start that againNot because it's not valid, it's just SO yesterday
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Hahahahaha! OK, don't get ratty. Are you being sourfaced today because you haven't had your free university education? etc,etc.
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See my original post for explanation of arseynessfor which I apologise, both now and in advance. It's going to be a long day.
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It's clearly an evil spirit.There must be a witch operating in your area. Find her then turn her over to the local witch-finder general.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:58,
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I live in NorfolkThey haven't got as far as fearing and persecuting witches here. I'm pretty sure Delia Smith is one.
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It's probably her. I saw her boil an egg once. WITCHCRAFT!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:01,
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*lights torch, grabs pitchfork*I'd put on your running shoes sunshine
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I bet that happens a lot round Norfolk.he's marrying someone outside his family!!!
Lynchmob ASSEMBLE!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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You think that's odd?I've been living in your bin for the last 2 weeks.
Alt: I seem to have stumbled on the secret to invisibility - I simply climb inside my car and drive it along the road. Amazingly no one can see me and behaves as if there is empty space where my car is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:54,
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People often say to me 'What are you doing in my garden?'. /
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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In this forest of 'running gags' doing something unexpected is the only way to get noticed, shirley?Maybe the plan is to slowly change the online perception of 'Monty Boyce' to the point where you look like the sockpuppet account.
Alt: My mum was in some american-themed shop the other day and brought us back a marshmallow spread for sandwiches. It is both odd and disgusting.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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I'd quite like to visit Centralia.www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtmaCI9_wM
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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Oh would you 'Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes'.Would you indeed?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:58,
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I think it's a tad odd - yes.I have nothing terribly odd to report about - my life has been very quiet the past few days.
However, I'm pleased to report that I've passed all my units (I got my results today) - and it was just a massive clerical error that made me and all the other students in our class think we'd failed. FUN TIMES. >.<
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No, but tomorrow night I shall be Swinging it up in Melbourne with my dance partner.It's going to be GREAT.
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Car keys in the fruit bowl.You know the rules.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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That means something slightly different in the UK. What does Swinging it up mean in Melbourne?
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Swing Dancing!Swinging it up means that there will be lots of people, we'll change dance partners a lot, and dance until our feet are past aching.
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I'm totally sucked in by it.Every time I go out on the dance floor, I end up with this great big idiotic grin on my face and I feel so happy it's like I'm going to burst with it.
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Someone else who gets it!I'm like that with Ballroom. I love Swing but haven't the energy for a whole night of it
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Oh I have a whole four days straight of it at the end of the month and I'm so excited I could just about scream!Tomorrow night will be awesome. And there's a 1920's style NYE party with a swing band playing so I'm going to that and OH MY GOD I've turned into one of those people who never shuts up about their interest.
I do apologise.
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Three months. I absolutely love it. Going to that first dance class has to be one of the best things I've done ALL year.
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I think you can get away with talking to me about dancingWe're going to a 50s swing night for NYE and I can't fucking wait for that
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NO WAY!! Mind you, I went to the first Xmas party of the season last Thursday. the 3rd of November!! Bonkers.
Where are you going to ring in the Olympic year?
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A black person, a blue person, a yellow person, a red person and a green personDo they have phones at the North Pole?
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50's swing is great, I love that there are themed nights based around actual proper dancing styles and not just getting munted on booze.
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Agreed, unsurprisinglyLast one we went to was 20s, I had a fantastic time. My knowledge of Swing steps is pretty limited beyond the timings, but Ms Foxtrot and I just freestyled all night. So different from Ballroom but I love it.
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I would say mine is limited... but I can do all the basics and pretty much if I have a good Lead then I can follow most of the time.Freestyling is fun! And as one of my teachers says "There are no wrong moves in swing, only new ones... And some bad ones".
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Excellent philosophy :-)As long as you keep the knees flexed and grounded and are in time with the music you can do more or less anything.
I can lead very well in Ballroom but am less good at doing it spontaneously, it really helps if the music is awesome
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I don't get this, sorryand I don't want to think about that hideous mess and longer than absolutely necessary
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If you'd said Dixon I'd have been forced to break out the duelling pistols(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Yes, it's odd, but then the whole sock-puppet penomenon is, I can see it being funny for a brief laugh, but to spend days and days being a parrot? OK, I do find that one quite funny, but what does the person behind it get out of it, or the person behind Quentin, assuring he's not actually a total flid, or whoever was behind that LOLarious Rory Lion? I mean it's bad enough having to be a mental deficient, but why on earth would you waste time pretending to be one for more than a brief period?
Alt: The fact that cyclists wear Hi-viz stuff but host bikers don't, I reckon they are less visible naturally because they are lower down and there bikes are less often bright colours, purely anecdotally, more of them get seriously injured and killed by cars than cyclists, is it just because they are too cool? Probably.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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If a comedy account is done well it's fine, as long as they don't spam.Igor and Police Dog are fine examples.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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I am afraid I am not well enough versed in the history of talk to know of these.Of the ones we've seen recently:
Personality horse: Dull pointless and ultimately quite annoying
Quentin: mildly amusing some times, a bit dull but no worse than some regular posters
Bollocks Parrot: quite amusing and very good at staying 'in role' but could get old fast.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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Bollocks parrot is great. No idea why it comes to OT though.I liked it's QOTW answer.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:40,
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I missed that, I'll have a look for it.Edit: Yes that was quite funny. Never come across this Gilgamesh chap, is he funny when he's being himself?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:41,
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Don't say I'm not good to you.www.b3ta.com/questions/tactless/post1423886
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:43,
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Cheers, mumpsbut as my edit above attests, I managed al by my self, aren't you proud of me? I done tied my own shoes this morning and everything! *smile of a proud mong*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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Well done, you can try zipping up your coat on your own tomorrow.Gilgy can be quite funny but Bollocks Parrot ain't one of his accounts.
He always own up to his comedy accounts when rumbled. It's probably Wormulus.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:46,
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Well done wormy thencertainly better than I'd have expected of him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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Enzyme's response amused me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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Fuck off to links etc.www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5HfDIwNI8w
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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some people just are fucking oddi think the whole quentin/parrot/horse thing is weird, but it's better than the baldmonkey two-hats fake fight. now that's an exercise in pointlessness right there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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I think you and I are the only ones who can't see the Emporer's new clothes.(
girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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it's our strong northern rootsi suspect the parrot might be gilgamesh because it's actually quite well written and funny underneath the squawking. the rest is just blithering shite!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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It's not gilgy, it's probably Wormulus.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:53,
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I thinnk BM Vs TH was great funreal or not, much the way I feel about QOTW answers, truth is secondary to entertainment value.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:57,
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yeah but it didn't have any of that either!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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These things are relativeI was entertained, therefore, for me it was entertaining, you clearly weren't therefore, you are clearly a humourless old harridan, innit?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:01,
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i don't think bm could amuse meif he slipped naked on a banana skin, his pants fell off on the way down, he landed in a steaming dog turd, thrashed around in it for a bit, then died. whilst telling jokes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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Well, basicallywww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1425969
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:08,
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It was strange to see so many people get upset about it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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I think we're more non-plussed than upset.Or do you mean on /talk?
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:53,
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Yes, sorry it was a /talk thing.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:57,
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i only had a quick skim over a link someone posted because i was bored on the tubebut it looked totally and utterly faked to me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:56,
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Of course it was but I enjoyed joining in anyway.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59,
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so knowing that the other person is faking itis no bar to you enjoying yourself?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47,
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I was quite impressed with the fact that so many of his 'friends'had no problem with the idea that he was a fat, dildo* stealing ballbag.
* Yes, swipey, I know
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59,
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Have you seen any videos of BM?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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Well, yes.Point, but still, he seemed less popular than I'd expected.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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I like BM, if I'm being honest.And he has pulled a lot of shit in the past.
When his marriage broke up, lost his job....
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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I see nothing particularly likable about any of this.I think at best he peobably meeds a good shrink or some better pills, and at worst he's just a fat needy spastic, of which we have an ample supply, but then again it's all personal taste, I'm sure some people describe me in just the same way, probably a bit les of the fat though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:10,
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And I reckon that level of upset at some pointless internet is what amuses him.Different strokes and all that. In the grand scheme of things there are far worse. Bou, syncubus, wombat. To name but a few.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:15,
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Again, we see the problem of text only communication.I'm genuinely not upset by him, when he's being himself I find him tedious and unfunny but not annoying. In his PH incarnation I found him irritating because he fucked up the thread structure here while remaining epically unfunny, but I agree he's not worth getting upset over.Mostly either pitiable or irritating depending on mood.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:19,
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Fair enough. I wasn't trying to pick on you, by the way,I just think the insults (not just you) show a level of quite bothered. Banter is one thing but actual insults are another. Aren't we all a bit needy here? Otherwise we probably wouldn't bother posting.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24,
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S'fineI suppose it's the difference between genuine insults and comedically exaggerated internet insults. There are a few people on here I genuinely dislike, but very few(and if you post asking who, you automatically become one of them) but he's not one, glad he's stopped spamming over here though, that was annoying.
Some are more needy than others, but point taken and I agree.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:31,
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I have just had a Raspberry Ruffle barIt is like a time machine for the tastebuds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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YES!I wants some cola cubes now.
and a quency cup!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59,
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I forgot just how FUCKING NOM they were(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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I'm going to have to go to the shops soon, I needs one now!!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:01,
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Old skool ket only allowed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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A frozen quency cup in summer.Cutting your lip to fuck and being left with a minging lump of flavourless ice after two minutes.
YES!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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All frozen shit like that was crap(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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With enough flavourings and colours to keep you smashing windows all day long.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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E233 - the breakfast of champions(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06,
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Washed down with some sunset yellow.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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It truly is a Sunny Delight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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It's almost like you grew up in a different era, on a different continent...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06,
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I shall eat for two in your honour(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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I am about to have a bacon, egg and black pudding roll.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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Nah. Perhaps a little A1 Steak Sauce on the side.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06,
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It is excellent. My sister-in-law brings it over from the US for me. I expect you could get it over here if you searched hard enough, but I am lazy and rely on family instead.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:08,
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You can get it in some Sainsburys I think. And Waitrose used to do it. I love it. Athough it really is only a cross between brown sauce and worcestershire sauce. Sort of.
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I had a Christmas Cake latte this morningIt was both odd and wonderful. And a massive chocolate caramel flapjack.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06,
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My spicy noodles at lunchtime will also be cracking(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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We'll see, won't we?Excruciating details to follow if you lot keep this up
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Kroney is waiting with his freezer bag(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:13,
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You should get a jug and measure exactly how much rusty water you piss out of your ringpiece in one day. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:23,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1426007
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:31,
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Funnily enough, I was scrolling up the screen a minute agoand did a double-take as that post seemed to be in the context of Darth talking about his poo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33,
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I will then have a thai red chicken curry this evening and slow roasted pork belly tomorrow**wife is away so I can eat what I like.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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*invites self round for food*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:11,
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Ah, I never get meat two days running anywayYou might as well mock me for my inability to speak Esperanto
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Not even down those back lanes of a weekend?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:13,
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It's early for POTD but this is definitely a contender. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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I have bag of smaller raspberry ruffles - like Cadburys Heroes sizeThey're not quite as good.
More exciting stories as they break.
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Can you not glue them together?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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I think the overpowering taste of glue would probably spoil whatever effect you were looking for.(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I said "Mmmhhmmpp MhpmmmnnrrrmmmmNNNMMMM!"Are you daft or summat?
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I miss Vipros, I'm going to pretend to be him all day...
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maaaaan
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Wow, uncanny. It's as if he'd never been away(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:08,
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Croissant Croissant Van Van(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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yeah the marriage is over and i've taken up full time residency in the back of my vanit's well gnarly
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:11,
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I wonder how his talking, crime-solving dog is bearing up?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:13,
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I don't like dogs, I mean why do you need fake people around,I feel sorry for people with pets they obviously can't make proper relationships with people like I can, dude.
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I can't sleep very well maaanhere's a link I watched while I was hitting myself in the head with a book.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/10/rick-perry-forgets-agency-scrap
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Are you now posting in the style of Vipros, posting in the style of Psycho Chomp?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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On reflection, I think I prefer Sock MontyThe real one is a right cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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I don't duuude,I've got a hot wife and like we were friend before and she likes surfing or something, I'm a bit stoned.
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I'm enjoying virtual Vipros(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:28,
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As if being a middle-aged fat woman who can't get a boyfriend was bad enough, I now have to do a load of fucking filing.I hate my life.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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Stop being so emo BGB. You're better than that.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17,
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It's the thought of all that filing.I hate it.
The first bit was for comedic affect.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18,
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just shred it all.no one will notice.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24,
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Then you will truly be The Northern Swipe.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33,
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Isn't 'Swipe already northern?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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So she claimsbut she's not proper northern, like BGB. She's a London lawyer who happened to be born somewhere northish. Beej wear's a flat cap and owns 2 wippets.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:39,
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*smoothes hair back*Desperate you say?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:20,
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I have a penis *waggles eyebrows*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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Right then I'm off to do the filing and then put a pretty dress on for mumps.(
girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:28,
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Put it on beforehand and bend over when filingBoth problems solved
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:30,
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aaaaaand I'm done.*immediatly falls asleep*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:31,
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Morning bendersWhat a fine day it is to be a grumpy old twat eh :D
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