The morning star was quite an impressive weapon
But The Paris Gun should probably win, for sheer range of effectiveness.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you aware of the Flying Guillotines of China?
Man, they were cooooooool. In fact I think I might change my decision above to that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I was actually going to post a joke about not liking their first album and it turns out they are actually a band!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Hahah really?
I bet they're shit. That would be a shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Google says yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I am not, but having a little look makes me agree with you, they are rather awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I'd imagine quite tricky to use though
Surely this should take off some points
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Not at all.
It merely elevates the practitioners into a new level of super-cool killer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I suppose so
Ask your dad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)

It was fucking shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I must admit I'm not familiar with the Paris Gun
which I appreciate is a bad thing to admit in the company of noted military history enthusiasts Boyce & Lyon.

Surely a gun capable of subjugating Paris is just "any German gun"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

A cap gun could have done that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Shelled Paris from 75 miles away

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)