I'll not lie, I like you M_B.
I'd buy you a new phone if you were skint and needed a new phone.
It wouldn't be a great one. Not even a good one. But I would spend £10 on a knackered old payg phone for you.
If I could poach on QOTWer for /talk, it would be you.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:19, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm easily the best one on here.
Your taste is clearly impeccable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Well, no, not always.
But you seem like a good egg. And I LIKE eggs.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

You're wrong. He's a MASSIVE BENDER.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You seem alright too.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

It concerns me you that you think this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I've made a detailed psychological study of you, followed you around for two months observing your behaviour in the wild and had all manner of Science-Tests done on a sex toy I stole from your house.
The results reveal you are not quite as much of a prick as you seem.
Which is good enough for me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I wondered where that 24" wobbler had gone.
I hope for your sake you washed it before you used it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Why did the frenchman only eat one egg?
Because 1 egg is an oeuf!!

LOLLLO!"!!1111
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

That's pretty good.
You should be on Live Performance At The Apollo.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)