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HELLO!
ARE YOU UPSET?
What is your favourite biscuit?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:56, 142 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
\o/
FIG ROLL!!!!!!11!!!1!!!11
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Slightly upset, thanks for asking
Romany
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Is it a on the blob upset or has something actually happened?

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)
An annoying customer, is all

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Spit in their big mac as revenge.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I HAVE 5 STARS ON MY BADGE
I'll have you know
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)
flyin high.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I'm the McKing

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
OH GOD NO!!!!!
YOU'VE ENRAGED BOTH MACYDEES AND BK.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
*shakes fist*

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Imagine this with Ronald and the King.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

I'd pay good money to see that.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Maybe in "another dimension"

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Pay close attention

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Yeah, a little bit.
Every time I do a job, two more arrive. It's been this way for a month and I'm getting more than a little bit fucked off with it.

Nothing internetty though, sorry.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)
I hate having the shits as well.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
DAMN YOU.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
IN YOUR FACE, BOYCE!

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
NO - IN YOURS!!!!!

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I hear you fucked Lusty's curry up this morning.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
that's a bit personal isn't it?

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I said "Hi there! I hope you are well."

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Sorry, I was busy. I am very well, thank you.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Cool.
Can we be best mates now? Only I keep getting upset when I ego-search and see the nasty things you say about me.
I love you really.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)
FINE.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I do have a life you know, I can't keep checking on here to see if I've been replied to.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Hi there!
Hope you are well.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
You need Immodium, old boy.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
not at all
Fox's chocolate ones.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15670415

this is amazing but the guy does seem a bit touched in a kind of David Blaine sort of way.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
That is one big fucking wave

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I wonder what the poor fucker on the jet-ski gets for his trouble

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
hello

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
afternoon

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Try as I might, here, I just don't "get it".

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
That is due to you being an ugly, smelly old cunt

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
No need to feel bad. A lot of folks go through a dry patch.
Speak to Gonz about local massage parlours.
Chin up son.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Leave her fucking curry alone and you might.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)
This is slander and defamation.
I was only obeying orders.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)
^ Classic Nazi defence from Herr Boyce

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I'll not lie, I like you M_B.
I'd buy you a new phone if you were skint and needed a new phone.
It wouldn't be a great one. Not even a good one. But I would spend £10 on a knackered old payg phone for you.
If I could poach on QOTWer for /talk, it would be you.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I'm easily the best one on here.
Your taste is clearly impeccable.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Well, no, not always.
But you seem like a good egg. And I LIKE eggs.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
You're wrong. He's a MASSIVE BENDER.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
You seem alright too.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)
It concerns me you that you think this.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I've made a detailed psychological study of you, followed you around for two months observing your behaviour in the wild and had all manner of Science-Tests done on a sex toy I stole from your house.
The results reveal you are not quite as much of a prick as you seem.
Which is good enough for me.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I wondered where that 24" wobbler had gone.
I hope for your sake you washed it before you used it.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Why did the frenchman only eat one egg?
Because 1 egg is an oeuf!!

LOLLLO!"!!1111
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)
That's pretty good.
You should be on Live Performance At The Apollo.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Hello!
I'm devastated.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Why for?

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I'm not really.
Well I have to move to my mum's for a week while my heating system is flushed and inhibited wtf, but it;s one on the eye for the stingy old cunt landlord.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)
have a biscuit

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Oh dear.
Have you tried having a biscuit?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Ahhh, yes, you're right, you scan through the A tags in jQuery using a simple jQuery('a') selector...
.. followed by an each(function(){}) containing code that makes sure there is an indexOf "http" existing (!== -1) to make sure there is a full qualifde url, rather than an internal link. THEN, then, you make sure that the href does _not_ contain the company's main domain name. This will give you all the urls that are left, which will be all external links, give them a target of _blank and scan through changing the href to include an output such as /external?from=$_SERVER['server_name'].$_SERVER['request_uri']&goingTo=[origional href]. That way you we can track who's clicking on what and where that's external, and not only that, it will open up all external links into a new window/tab thus keeping the main site active in the user's browser.

GOOD THINKING, TPH.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Always here to help.
ALWAYS.
ALLLLLLLLLWAYS.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Hello Gonz
'Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes' suggests I talk to you about massage parlours.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
jQuery is for fags.
That is all.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
lazy attempt at trolling is lazy.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Don't expect anything energetic out of me on a Friday afternoon Mr Gonz.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Hello Personality Horse V 5.0
Where do you stand on the dildo stealing scandle of 2011?

Also: i fancy a chocolate finger please
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)
So do I, I would share with you but Swipey doesn't like double dipping. Shame really, could have had some fun.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Why on Earth would anyone over here be interested in a load of silliness from over there?
Or something.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
because every loves it when a user spazzes out and makes a massive arse of themselves
see: Adam, Workboresme, Bert etc...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
It was jolly boring over there.
And we started having a silly argument for no good reason. But some people believed it and were having fun joining in and so we started enjoying it just for the sake of having fun and it sort of spiralled out of control.
Most of /talk knew it was silliness, and those that didn't were having such fun at the drama, I almost wish it had been true.
I think in these desolate times of lunch threads and people being upset at me for being more popular than them, it is all of our duty to make up online drama lol spack outs to keep each other from the abyss of boredom.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
What a RUSE!

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Not a ruse, really. That implies planning.
More of a wheeze.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
On account of us both being fat mouth-breathers.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I heard you raped clendrix's dog.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I did at least rubber up
just in case Jeff had been there first
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)
No no no, you are supposed to deny it unconvincingly.
Start again.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
DID NOT!
I told you, I accidently stepped on it's tail, that's why it yelped
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Also, I enjoyed the way that it rapidly progressed from Two Hats pretending to be upset at me for posting too much to me stealing a dildo from his house.
I liked the way it evolved nicely and stupidly.
I also like that many people believe I would do this.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
It was fabulous internet and you should both be applauded.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Some of the best
it only needed a bert-down for top 3 status
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
More people should do it.
We had fun. Other people had fun. Some people laughed.
Other people had fun for the wrong reasons and then got cross when it wasn't true.
Which was also fun.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
So that Janet, that got really cross at Two Hats for no good reason,
was cross because she'd been let in on the joke?

It's a pity it was fake, but it was very, very funny anyway.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Janet sussed it out early on.
Basically, anyone that asked us if it was true in a gaz got told. On account of some of our closer friends were genuinely concerned.

Yeah, it is a shame it wasn't true. Although if it was true, I'd prefer someone else to have my part.
But it was the next best thing, considering how boring true stories had been lately. Sort of thing.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
It was top work. Superb.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Definitely making my "Highlights of 2011" b3ta post.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
It was almost as good as your birdwatching lies.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)
OI!
Fucking watch it.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I thought it was quality.
The amount of RIGHTEOUS RAGE was immense.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Nope, quite content at the moment
Milk chocolate hobnobs.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I like hob nobs without chocolate more than hob nobs with chocolate.
Mostly, when I have chocolate I want it to be on its own.
Cadbury Dairy Milk. Lovely.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I'm not upset.
It's Nice.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I'd prefer shortbread to Nice any day.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Carr's Table Water. The giant ones, especially.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I've "thrown a curved ball" by suggesting a savoury cracker here.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
^ this ^
with lots of lovely blue cheese and a large glass of lightly chilled white port.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
...and an aggressive hand shandy in front of the mirror for pudding.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Each to their own Dennis.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Are the giant ones the size of a table
hahahahhahahaaaaa
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This should be popular paged.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)
*clicks this post instead of the other one*

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
*joins in*

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
hobnob you fat ballbag

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
^ the original name of 'Godspeed You Black Emperor'

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Are they any good?

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
If you like post-rock then yes
If you don't (and let's face it, as a genre it has had its day), no.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
*discrds along with AYWKUBTTOD and Mars Volta*

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I quite liked the first Mars Volta album when it came out
Never really bothered with ...Trail of the Dead though
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Their name is way too stupid for them to be any good.
cf Electric Head Funk
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
'post-rock' is up there with 'sadcore' in the league of gayest musical genres names.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Dull as piss.
They're the ones about whom Al made his all time classic 'painting pictures with sound' comment. Following that comment 15 individual B3tans were rushed to hospital with belming injuries. Only 13 of them made it out alive.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)
What's does a downs person do in place of belming?

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
No matter how hard I read this post, it still makes no sense.
Ha, you edited it and it's still shit.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)
They say 'hello my name is Naked Ape'

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Well you're a little bundle of joy aren't you?

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I'm bloody upset.
Lemmy has hurt his hand and has cancelled tonight's gig. If he can't make it tomorrow too, I'll be gutted.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)
YESSSSSS
I mean, gosh, what rotten luck.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Lemmy and Slash from Led Hot Air Balloon, yes?

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)
The gig in Bristol on 8/11 was cancelled, from the looks of their site the show in Norwich tonight is on.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)
That's because in Norwich he can utilise his extra digits without embarrassment

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Oops, my mistake:
www.stereoboard.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=168851&Itemid=9&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=news
www.ueaticketbookings.co.uk/events/Default.aspx?q=motorhead
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Until Darth bums him to death

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Oh I thought the Bristol gig was tonight.
Silly CQ.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
See my links above, sorry :(

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)
fuckity fuckfuck!

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I am never wrong, I have sources.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I shall never doubt you again.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Damn right you'd better not.
Maybe if I say they will play tomorrow that'll make it happen....
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
*recycles Levi Roots gag*

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
One would think Motorhead's web site and twitter feed would be the primary source of information, apparently not *shrugs*

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
it would seem no, this is rather annoying. my guess is we won't know for sure until this time tomorrow.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
squawk
*pecks cracker*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)
You leave Robbie Coltrane out of this
you know he is terrified of birds
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
lolsquawk
*accidental shit*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
This made me laugh far to much
What's up polly?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
*struts*
*whistles the joker by the steve millet band*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I wondered where you'd got to.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)
squawk don't tell Frank don't tell Frank squawk
*eyes dart around room*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
FRANK! THE PARROT'S ESCAPED AGAIN!

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK!!!!!!
*makes a break for the window*
*rebounds*
*again*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
For all these lovely /talk incursion we have seen neither head nor hair of JMG
is he dead?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I think he's on proper QOTW.
Correcting people.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Oh dear...picking on the weakest

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
He's a fucking saint that man.
He work tirelessly sorting us pricks out. With hardly any thanks.
Well, NO MORE. Thank you, JMG. Never leave us; we need you.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)
*flexes wings*
SQUAWK!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Fuck yeah.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I am about 3-4 hours down on my sleep
as a result this afternoon my list of tasks consist pretty much of

1. Don't fall asleep at my desk
2. Don't fall asleep at my desk
3. Dozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I hate that feeling.
I get it worst in meetings.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

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